James Jolley
James Jolley
@jolley.co
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum
January 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Very Piratesy experience, watching the Steelers lately
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s so normal and so many people are so weird about him. And it becomes really hard to miss the fact it’s mostly because he’s Muslim
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
using the furlough to learn Wii homebrew development, follow my progress here: github.com/jolleyjames/...
GitHub - jolleyjames/advent-of-homebrew: Advent of Code solutions, as Nintendo Wii homebrew.
Advent of Code solutions, as Nintendo Wii homebrew. - jolleyjames/advent-of-homebrew
github.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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These meme is gonna come in handy in a million different ways
September 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Everyone please enjoy my film
Regal cinemas is showing There Will Be Blood in theaters nationwide on just one day, Sept. 30, and I feel like as a 42-year-old man I should be able to take the entire day off as a religious holiday.
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
August 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Thinking about how the stern "clean your room" guy was a hopeless benzo addict
May 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The scandal is coming
just noting that Joe Rogan's Russell Brand arc is starting
May 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Straight-up misogyny is the explanation for 2024 that accords best with the actual vote shifts. But for some reason if you mention it a ton of people rush out of the woodwork to go “no no no! it’s inflation and Harris’s policy choices! Which for some reason only men cared about!”
May 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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born too late for: quaaludes

born too early for: knowing what Roblox is

born just in time for: shooter on rails arcade game where you have to save Aerosmith
May 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Willing to bet a very large amount that most of that 413% rise in “assaults” on ICE agents represent unarmed people attacking ICE fists with their faces and boots with their kidneys.

Because these people are lying scum.
May 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Sad to hear about the imminent death of Dilbert creator Scott Adams. Say what you will about him, his work had a huge impact on culture. His wry attacks on 90s office culture have been cited as an influence by figures such as Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk and al-Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden
May 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Eating ketchup on your hot dog is now the 8th deadly sin
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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classic example of betteridge's law with this graphic right here
May 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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i'm not saying the pirates are the worst team or even the most depressing team in baseball, i'm saying that the pirates have had four total winning seasons since the rockies/marlins expansion and i remember every year in that span and this is by far the worst i have ever felt about them
May 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The messages breaking men’s brains aren’t being forced on them by people they don’t want to listen to, they’re being delivered to them by people they DO want to listen to. It’s a victimization complex; they enjoy it and seek it out
Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.
I have two sons, and I don't think I've ever seen messaging going "Don't be a boy" or "YOU'RE BAD."

Sure looks like that's in "I heard someone say that they heard..." territory, rather than actual direct experience.

Also worth noting, the main message from manosphere influencers is "YOU'RE BAD."
May 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Tales From The Keane Compound #483
April 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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April 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM