JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
JohnCraig of Earth 123488.23497 / Eternally tired. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Punk.
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JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
· Jan 23
For posterity, that was the most viral Tweet I had.
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
That’s not even a particularly thick coat of paint on the face. You can still see the grain in the plastic. Oh well
A quick tone wash and some clear coat, then maybe some more wash on the stones and some gold around the edge of the base and I’m writing this off as “good enough for a prototype” #DnD
A quick tone wash and some clear coat, then maybe some more wash on the stones and some gold around the edge of the base and I’m writing this off as “good enough for a prototype” #DnD
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
That’s not even a particularly thick coat of paint on the face. You can still see the grain in the plastic. Oh well
A quick tone wash and some clear coat, then maybe some more wash on the stones and some gold around the edge of the base and I’m writing this off as “good enough for a prototype” #DnD
A quick tone wash and some clear coat, then maybe some more wash on the stones and some gold around the edge of the base and I’m writing this off as “good enough for a prototype” #DnD
Low cost/quality print, and a once over. Too many coats and any remaining detail will be lost, so I think this one is just going to get a quick paint job and I’ll worry about a better version later. This just needs to be reasonable by Thursday
#DnD
#DnD
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Low cost/quality print, and a once over. Too many coats and any remaining detail will be lost, so I think this one is just going to get a quick paint job and I’ll worry about a better version later. This just needs to be reasonable by Thursday
#DnD
#DnD
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Some D&D group has done this with a party member.
TL cleanse.
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Some D&D group has done this with a party member.
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
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why am i always so tired
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
why am i always so tired
This type of behavior was entirely predictable, and it’s not surprising. People want money, so they ragebait other people since the platforms reward interaction. Rage is easier to farm than joy is
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This type of behavior was entirely predictable, and it’s not surprising. People want money, so they ragebait other people since the platforms reward interaction. Rage is easier to farm than joy is
Happy Sunburn in November Day!
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Happy Sunburn in November Day!
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
#MutualAid request for a friend who’s losing insurance soon and won’t have access to her hormones
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November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#MutualAid request for a friend who’s losing insurance soon and won’t have access to her hormones
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I recently repurposed some old Clix for DnD, and have used old sculpts to kitbash for other games, but I truly have too many of these damn things that are just sitting in storage
Thinking about the shoebox of Heroclix from 15+ years ago I have in my cupboard and how there's basically no way for me to either work out a market value for them or sell them even if I had one. I could price them by the pound and sell them as ballast?
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I recently repurposed some old Clix for DnD, and have used old sculpts to kitbash for other games, but I truly have too many of these damn things that are just sitting in storage
Travelers should also smile more, it makes their faces look prettier 🤮
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Travelers should also smile more, it makes their faces look prettier 🤮
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Hot take but the president openly calling for the murder of his political opposition should be grounds for immediate impeachment and removal for office.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hot take but the president openly calling for the murder of his political opposition should be grounds for immediate impeachment and removal for office.
This sums us up almost perfectly ♥️
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This sums us up almost perfectly ♥️
How many MAGAs are going to think this is real? 😮💨
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
How many MAGAs are going to think this is real? 😮💨
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Vampires making prudent investments in distressed real estate they could fix up and flip for profit if they focused instead of creeping on two young women next door and pissing off their polycule so hard they get chased all the way back to the Carpathians and staked practically on their doorstep.
Vampires investing modestly and then losing it all every couple centuries from some variation on pig butchering scams
you'd think that vampires would be rich from compound interest and things like that but you'd need a pretty complex setup to avoid detection, and what if you predate capitalism and can barely read. just continually building up a small pile of savings and then getting wiped out and/or scammed
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Vampires making prudent investments in distressed real estate they could fix up and flip for profit if they focused instead of creeping on two young women next door and pissing off their polycule so hard they get chased all the way back to the Carpathians and staked practically on their doorstep.
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It had to have been the early 00’s when I first learned this, and I’m ever so glad I found out that this wasn’t just something The Simpsons writers had cooked up
Nobody knows who the hell Frank Nelson is because everybody who watched Jack Benny is dead but you gotta admit his line delivery is fucked up good. youtu.be/nqKG2VtxN_o?...
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It had to have been the early 00’s when I first learned this, and I’m ever so glad I found out that this wasn’t just something The Simpsons writers had cooked up
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People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
October 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
I’ve played a version of this character on and off for a few years now, so I should probably get an actual figure of them printed.
www.heroforge.com/load_config%...
#DnD #HeroForge
www.heroforge.com/load_config%...
#DnD #HeroForge
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I’ve played a version of this character on and off for a few years now, so I should probably get an actual figure of them printed.
www.heroforge.com/load_config%...
#DnD #HeroForge
www.heroforge.com/load_config%...
#DnD #HeroForge
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"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor
These motherfuckers think people don’t have memories, or that people are just NPC’s that forget about them when they leave the shop
Fuck them all
Fuck them all
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.
F that!
F that!
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
These motherfuckers think people don’t have memories, or that people are just NPC’s that forget about them when they leave the shop
Fuck them all
Fuck them all
Back on my bullshit
@circus-colab.bsky.social is playing an Owlin in a DnD campaign, so I slapped a coat of paint on an Owlin Rogue mini and used their description of the character as a starting point
www.dndbeyond.com/characters/1...
@circus-colab.bsky.social is playing an Owlin in a DnD campaign, so I slapped a coat of paint on an Owlin Rogue mini and used their description of the character as a starting point
www.dndbeyond.com/characters/1...
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Back on my bullshit
@circus-colab.bsky.social is playing an Owlin in a DnD campaign, so I slapped a coat of paint on an Owlin Rogue mini and used their description of the character as a starting point
www.dndbeyond.com/characters/1...
@circus-colab.bsky.social is playing an Owlin in a DnD campaign, so I slapped a coat of paint on an Owlin Rogue mini and used their description of the character as a starting point
www.dndbeyond.com/characters/1...
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What’s funny is that everyone I know has basically been building stuff offline for years… almost like the anti fascists know what’s up
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
What’s funny is that everyone I know has basically been building stuff offline for years… almost like the anti fascists know what’s up