JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
JohnCraig of Earth 123488.23497 / Eternally tired. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Punk.
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(they/them or he/him) 🇵🇸 BLM Trans lives matter 1312 crush 🧊
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JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
· Jan 23
For posterity, that was the most viral Tweet I had.
10K+ retweets
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10K+ retweets
69K+ ♥️’s
1.2K+ Bookmarks
And it was this post where I finally found out what Clavicular is known for
On the plus side, I didn’t have to resort to actually looking him up.
On the other hand…
On the plus side, I didn’t have to resort to actually looking him up.
On the other hand…
February 20, 2026 at 8:41 AM
And it was this post where I finally found out what Clavicular is known for
On the plus side, I didn’t have to resort to actually looking him up.
On the other hand…
On the plus side, I didn’t have to resort to actually looking him up.
On the other hand…
Fool Beyoncé, shame on you.
Fool Beytwicé, shame on me.
Fool Beytwicé, shame on me.
February 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Fool Beyoncé, shame on you.
Fool Beytwicé, shame on me.
Fool Beytwicé, shame on me.
My spouse is really starting to worry about not having had a job since October due to being in school. If anyone wants to send me part-time jobs (Chicago area or remote), a couple of $’s so they have some pease of mind, it would be appreciated! ♥️
venmo.com/u/JohnCraig42
venmo.com/u/JohnCraig42
February 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
My spouse is really starting to worry about not having had a job since October due to being in school. If anyone wants to send me part-time jobs (Chicago area or remote), a couple of $’s so they have some pease of mind, it would be appreciated! ♥️
venmo.com/u/JohnCraig42
venmo.com/u/JohnCraig42
I don’t keep up with MtG as much as I used to, but I LOVE 💕combo decks (especially Blue!), and ESPECIALLY combos that use obscure mechanics and non-standard win conditions
I'll just drop the list here moxfield.com/decks/70tPgg...
Black Boy Joy - Commander (Alaundo the Seer)
A Commander deck featuring Alaundo the Seer by Mandi • Alaundo was a card that immediately interested me on release. I know nothing about the D&D charactere but greatly enjoyed the look of the cha...
moxfield.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I don’t keep up with MtG as much as I used to, but I LOVE 💕combo decks (especially Blue!), and ESPECIALLY combos that use obscure mechanics and non-standard win conditions
This kid did the right thing, & while people should applaud their actions, we don’t need to out their face to the fascists
In this case, the fascist was already recording/had the footage, so the kid likely knew their face would be posted SOMEWHERE, but we don’t need to make a habit of posting faces
In this case, the fascist was already recording/had the footage, so the kid likely knew their face would be posted SOMEWHERE, but we don’t need to make a habit of posting faces
I'm not going to scold anyone because it's very much a situation where the video is already out there but still, personally I am never going to make or share any memes with the punch ICE kid because I don't think you should ever share evidence of comrades doing crimes
February 17, 2026 at 7:23 AM
This kid did the right thing, & while people should applaud their actions, we don’t need to out their face to the fascists
In this case, the fascist was already recording/had the footage, so the kid likely knew their face would be posted SOMEWHERE, but we don’t need to make a habit of posting faces
In this case, the fascist was already recording/had the footage, so the kid likely knew their face would be posted SOMEWHERE, but we don’t need to make a habit of posting faces
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
What a wild name for a squishie
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
What a wild name for a squishie
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what if there was justice in the world and all the executives and managers pushing this on every workforce got idk fired or something
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 AM
what if there was justice in the world and all the executives and managers pushing this on every workforce got idk fired or something
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trans women are women, trans men are men, and none of us will vote for gavin newsom
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
trans women are women, trans men are men, and none of us will vote for gavin newsom
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Hey remember the shooting in Minneapolis that happened between Renee Good and Alexi Pretti, the guy they claimed was shot by an agent after he had attacked that agent with a shovel? I know it's hard to believe but the agents' story fell apart and charges were dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Hey remember the shooting in Minneapolis that happened between Renee Good and Alexi Pretti, the guy they claimed was shot by an agent after he had attacked that agent with a shovel? I know it's hard to believe but the agents' story fell apart and charges were dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
Fucking hell
It is Black History Month!
😮💨 the Dems are going to push this guy as their candidate in 2028, and the couch fucker is going to win. The Dems always lean further right and try to court non-MAGA Republicans instead of listening to Leftists and running someone we don’t already hate
FUCK
It is Black History Month!
😮💨 the Dems are going to push this guy as their candidate in 2028, and the couch fucker is going to win. The Dems always lean further right and try to court non-MAGA Republicans instead of listening to Leftists and running someone we don’t already hate
FUCK
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Fucking hell
It is Black History Month!
😮💨 the Dems are going to push this guy as their candidate in 2028, and the couch fucker is going to win. The Dems always lean further right and try to court non-MAGA Republicans instead of listening to Leftists and running someone we don’t already hate
FUCK
It is Black History Month!
😮💨 the Dems are going to push this guy as their candidate in 2028, and the couch fucker is going to win. The Dems always lean further right and try to court non-MAGA Republicans instead of listening to Leftists and running someone we don’t already hate
FUCK
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👇 this is a very good summary of all the anti-trans positions Newsom has taken:
There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.
I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.
There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.
There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
👇 this is a very good summary of all the anti-trans positions Newsom has taken:
“Return on investment” 😮💨
Fuck capitalism. I’m so exhausted
Fuck capitalism. I’m so exhausted
In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 AM
“Return on investment” 😮💨
Fuck capitalism. I’m so exhausted
Fuck capitalism. I’m so exhausted
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Ring has done this before. They partner with cops, get backlash, withdraw a bit, wait for it to calm down, and then go right back to working with cops. Don't believe this spin.
www.theverge.com/news/878447/...
www.theverge.com/news/878447/...
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
www.theverge.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I’m so fucking tired (in every sense)
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I’m so fucking tired (in every sense)
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feels like i should re-post this every few weeks
NEW: Substack founders finally respond to Substackers Against Nazis. They say Nazis publishing and earning money on their platform is fine with them.
Their full statement here: substack.com/@hamish/note...
Their full statement here: substack.com/@hamish/note...
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
feels like i should re-post this every few weeks
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"You take the yellow egg... the story ends, you wake up on Talax and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red egg... you stay on Voyager, and I show you how deep the leola root goes."
May 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"You take the yellow egg... the story ends, you wake up on Talax and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red egg... you stay on Voyager, and I show you how deep the leola root goes."
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The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
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I think people who closely track far right and fascist movements are on a whole, better at recognizing this type of stuff - in part because the tropes and memes and shit all emerge from the same cesspool.
Watched a room full of leftists entertain Soros conspiracies not knowing what it meant
Watched a room full of leftists entertain Soros conspiracies not knowing what it meant
Pointing out antisemitism on the left is one of the most annoying experiences one can have on Bluesky, not only do you get actual antisemites in your replies but also other leftists who are reflexively defensive and who bristle at the slightest critique.
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I think people who closely track far right and fascist movements are on a whole, better at recognizing this type of stuff - in part because the tropes and memes and shit all emerge from the same cesspool.
Watched a room full of leftists entertain Soros conspiracies not knowing what it meant
Watched a room full of leftists entertain Soros conspiracies not knowing what it meant
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
