JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
JohnCraig of Earth 123488.23497 / Eternally tired. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Punk.
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JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
· Jan 23
For posterity, that was the most viral Tweet I had.
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What’s funny is that everyone I know has basically been building stuff offline for years… almost like the anti fascists know what’s up
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
What’s funny is that everyone I know has basically been building stuff offline for years… almost like the anti fascists know what’s up
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The NYT has become impossible to parody.
omfg it's real archive.ph/hvTdW
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The NYT has become impossible to parody.
If I were going to have hidden a little surprise for my spouse somewhere in the apartment, where would I have put it..?
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If I were going to have hidden a little surprise for my spouse somewhere in the apartment, where would I have put it..?
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I’m really getting a much needed chuckle out of these
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m really getting a much needed chuckle out of these
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Good morning from the "free speech zone" in front of the ICE facility in Broadview, IL. A federal judge and a team of attorneys are set to visit the facility this morning, per a class action lawsuit alleging poor conditions and inhumane conditions inside.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Good morning from the "free speech zone" in front of the ICE facility in Broadview, IL. A federal judge and a team of attorneys are set to visit the facility this morning, per a class action lawsuit alleging poor conditions and inhumane conditions inside.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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The fun thing about Kaine’s run as the Scarlet Spider is that he doesn’t want to be a superhero, he ran away to avoid responsibility, he is aggressively not friendly, and the people of Houston fucking love him. It’s the perfect inversion of Spider-Man’s whole deal.
March 2, 2024 at 6:52 PM
The fun thing about Kaine’s run as the Scarlet Spider is that he doesn’t want to be a superhero, he ran away to avoid responsibility, he is aggressively not friendly, and the people of Houston fucking love him. It’s the perfect inversion of Spider-Man’s whole deal.
In hopes of cashing in on the children of the eighties and their worrisome obsession with childhood, the small green square in this post is actually a fun scratch 'n' sniff sticker. It smells like "unity".
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
In hopes of cashing in on the children of the eighties and their worrisome obsession with childhood, the small green square in this post is actually a fun scratch 'n' sniff sticker. It smells like "unity".
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
Ska is corporate evil incarnate, solely designed to distract you from the anti-establishment messages of punk rock. While you have been reading this, ska has caused four people (seven if you're slow) to die of polio in ways that are too intricate to explain. 1/2
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ska is corporate evil incarnate, solely designed to distract you from the anti-establishment messages of punk rock. While you have been reading this, ska has caused four people (seven if you're slow) to die of polio in ways that are too intricate to explain. 1/2
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
The guitar player for Goldfinger is actually the son of Skatalite founder Tommy McCook.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The guitar player for Goldfinger is actually the son of Skatalite founder Tommy McCook.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
The best way to start a ska band is to get a punk 3-piece together, then go steal dorky horn players from the local college or high school jazz band. Tell them it's like funk, only cooler.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The best way to start a ska band is to get a punk 3-piece together, then go steal dorky horn players from the local college or high school jazz band. Tell them it's like funk, only cooler.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
The more checkers you wear, the more of a true ska fan you are. Duh, it's all about unity.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The more checkers you wear, the more of a true ska fan you are. Duh, it's all about unity.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
The Soft Taco is a better value than the Regular Taco, because it offers lots more calories at the same low price.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The Soft Taco is a better value than the Regular Taco, because it offers lots more calories at the same low price.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
Ska music was invented by No Doubt and the Bosstones in 1992.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ska music was invented by No Doubt and the Bosstones in 1992.
#SkaFunFacts
#SkaFunFacts
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The superstructure that colludes to enable child trafficking is the superstructure that colludes to cheer on illegal wars of conquest and genocide and the same superstructure that colludes to enable massive wealth transfer to a handful of billionaire perverts and it's all held up by guns and prisons
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The superstructure that colludes to enable child trafficking is the superstructure that colludes to cheer on illegal wars of conquest and genocide and the same superstructure that colludes to enable massive wealth transfer to a handful of billionaire perverts and it's all held up by guns and prisons
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The older I get, the more I realize that modern society functions essentially as a giant pyramid scheme of people mutually blackmailing each other into enabling and covering up the worst of human abuses, from genocide to child trafficking.
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The older I get, the more I realize that modern society functions essentially as a giant pyramid scheme of people mutually blackmailing each other into enabling and covering up the worst of human abuses, from genocide to child trafficking.
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Not trying to widen the political divide but I just think it would be good to have a president who isnt a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not trying to widen the political divide but I just think it would be good to have a president who isnt a pedophile