JohnCraig
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JohnCraig
@johnny2tone.bsky.social
· Jan 23
For posterity, that was the most viral Tweet I had.
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decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence
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me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns
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fwiw, I think the best way to think of this is not really as "trump is the worst ever" so much as "trump takes all the worst aspects of american history and speed runs them all at once"
Every American should be ashamed of who we are and what we have become as a nation today. We have a long history of military misadventures and even crimes but the attacks we have been conducting on Venezuela are among the most wanton, egregious and least defensible acts we’ve ever conducted.
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
fwiw, I think the best way to think of this is not really as "trump is the worst ever" so much as "trump takes all the worst aspects of american history and speed runs them all at once"
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The moderate position is indeed The Hague
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 AM
The moderate position is indeed The Hague
Same as it ever was
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Same as it ever was
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
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from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Time to dust this one off again
Is the USA bombing Caracas?! WTF
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Is the USA bombing Caracas?! WTF
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@murosinvisibles.bsky.social has been a reliable follow for years, FYI
Getting tons of videos from actual real human friends in Caracas reporting multiple explosions. Cant confirm exactly whats happening. Will make sure anything I do post is firsthand and not from an indirect source
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 AM
@murosinvisibles.bsky.social has been a reliable follow for years, FYI
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Repeal the Hague Invasion Act and send every member of the Trump administration
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Repeal the Hague Invasion Act and send every member of the Trump administration
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Grok can't apologize. Grok can, when prompted, generate a word sequence that is statistically similar to the colloquial phrases we think of as "apologies," but Grok cannot actually apologize because Grok isn't sentient. But we all have a lot of trouble with this because we assume sentience IS speech
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Grok can't apologize. Grok can, when prompted, generate a word sequence that is statistically similar to the colloquial phrases we think of as "apologies," but Grok cannot actually apologize because Grok isn't sentient. But we all have a lot of trouble with this because we assume sentience IS speech
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Happy new year! fingers crossed you all have a great '26
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Happy new year! fingers crossed you all have a great '26
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Wizard is when you get magic powers from either a magic book you found in your attic or a really cool stick you found in the woods, sorcerer is when you get magic powers after being bitten by a magic user, warlock is when you get magic powers from an unprotected hookup with a demon, devil, or fae.
December 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wizard is when you get magic powers from either a magic book you found in your attic or a really cool stick you found in the woods, sorcerer is when you get magic powers after being bitten by a magic user, warlock is when you get magic powers from an unprotected hookup with a demon, devil, or fae.
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Hannibal: Have you ever been close to tragedy, or been close to folks who have? Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hannibal: Have you ever been close to tragedy, or been close to folks who have? Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
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its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.