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some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
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Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
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I don’t do this often and promise not to make a habit of it, but just this once: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t do this often and promise not to make a habit of it, but just this once: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!!
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Make America Great Depression Again!
March 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Make America Great Depression Again!
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one thing i do not like about these days is that i am filled with hate for so many people
March 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
one thing i do not like about these days is that i am filled with hate for so many people
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
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a lot of people don’t realize that mountain time zone is for every mountain in the world, it’s the same time on every mountain due to their distance from the earth’s core
January 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a lot of people don’t realize that mountain time zone is for every mountain in the world, it’s the same time on every mountain due to their distance from the earth’s core
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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So glad Garland spent so much capital on restoring norms. It’s like washing all of your china before they let in the bull.
November 13, 2024 at 9:02 PM
So glad Garland spent so much capital on restoring norms. It’s like washing all of your china before they let in the bull.
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Is it ethical? No. But does it produce reliable results? Also no. Ahh! But does it make an obscene profit? Again, absolutely not.
September 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Is it ethical? No. But does it produce reliable results? Also no. Ahh! But does it make an obscene profit? Again, absolutely not.
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Happy Autumnal Equinox
September 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Happy Autumnal Equinox
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big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats
September 11, 2024 at 3:24 AM
big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats
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The nepo baby who inherited a fortune from an apartheid emerald mine says we have to vote for the nepo baby who inherited a fortune from a racist real estate empire or we’ll no longer have a true meritocracy
September 6, 2024 at 12:41 PM
The nepo baby who inherited a fortune from an apartheid emerald mine says we have to vote for the nepo baby who inherited a fortune from a racist real estate empire or we’ll no longer have a true meritocracy
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This is misleading; one cannot be simultaneously a duck and a goose.
August 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This is misleading; one cannot be simultaneously a duck and a goose.
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If someone really did launch a DDOS attack on X I hope they had the class to just spam the word “cis” at it a few trillion times
August 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
If someone really did launch a DDOS attack on X I hope they had the class to just spam the word “cis” at it a few trillion times
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Frederick Douglass on what happens when black people don’t fit racist stereotypes:
July 31, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Frederick Douglass on what happens when black people don’t fit racist stereotypes:
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One of the many reasons why the 2024 Presidential election is highly consequential is that I would not be surprised if there are at least 3 SCOTUS vacancies from 2025 - 2028.
1. Justice Thomas - 76 years old.
2. Justice Alito - 74 years old
3. Justice Sotomayor - 71 years old w/ Type I Diabetes
1. Justice Thomas - 76 years old.
2. Justice Alito - 74 years old
3. Justice Sotomayor - 71 years old w/ Type I Diabetes
July 31, 2024 at 3:11 PM
One of the many reasons why the 2024 Presidential election is highly consequential is that I would not be surprised if there are at least 3 SCOTUS vacancies from 2025 - 2028.
1. Justice Thomas - 76 years old.
2. Justice Alito - 74 years old
3. Justice Sotomayor - 71 years old w/ Type I Diabetes
1. Justice Thomas - 76 years old.
2. Justice Alito - 74 years old
3. Justice Sotomayor - 71 years old w/ Type I Diabetes
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I don’t want to pretend this particularly complaint has any merit but I also want to say ‘maybe you guys and your fed soc pals
shouldn’t have ratfucked the FEC out of all meaningful existence; ever think about that?’ and I’m not sure how to reconcile the two impulses.
shouldn’t have ratfucked the FEC out of all meaningful existence; ever think about that?’ and I’m not sure how to reconcile the two impulses.
July 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I don’t want to pretend this particularly complaint has any merit but I also want to say ‘maybe you guys and your fed soc pals
shouldn’t have ratfucked the FEC out of all meaningful existence; ever think about that?’ and I’m not sure how to reconcile the two impulses.
shouldn’t have ratfucked the FEC out of all meaningful existence; ever think about that?’ and I’m not sure how to reconcile the two impulses.
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If you wanna “bring down the temperature” that is never accomplished by unilaterally disarming
July 14, 2024 at 5:08 PM
If you wanna “bring down the temperature” that is never accomplished by unilaterally disarming
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Just a reminder: it’s good to oppose assassinations. But you are under absolutely no obligation to treat Trumpists and Trump-apologists as people who are honest, or acting in good faith, when they purport to condemn political violence or violent rhetoric. They’re not sincere.
July 14, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Just a reminder: it’s good to oppose assassinations. But you are under absolutely no obligation to treat Trumpists and Trump-apologists as people who are honest, or acting in good faith, when they purport to condemn political violence or violent rhetoric. They’re not sincere.
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Your move, Hemingway
July 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Your move, Hemingway
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this idea that the bible was a significant influence on the constitution is obviously widespread but i've always been struck by insane it is. not that evidence matters to these people but if there's anything we know for certain about the 1787 convention it's that the bible had nothing to do with it.
Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters issued this memo today requiring teachers in all schools to keep a Bible in their classroom and teach from it as a historical document. (Via KOCO 5 News)
June 27, 2024 at 6:06 PM
this idea that the bible was a significant influence on the constitution is obviously widespread but i've always been struck by insane it is. not that evidence matters to these people but if there's anything we know for certain about the 1787 convention it's that the bible had nothing to do with it.
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Pride Flag Not Exactly Thrilled To Have To Look At Martha-Ann Alito Either
June 10, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Pride Flag Not Exactly Thrilled To Have To Look At Martha-Ann Alito Either