Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
Attorney, former AUSA, father, husband, former JBLC, long-time Knicks fan and occasional talking head
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Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Salvage Renaissance
Salvage Renaissance is a purpose-driven brand that seeks to attract Generation X, Baby Boomers, and older customers towards buying clothing and accessories that have been upcycled, cleaned, and mended...
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If you are looking for great sustainable fashion, please consider Salvage Renaissance, the brand founded by my wife.
We provide spectacular clothes & accessories that have been upcycled by skilled artisans.
Look great & do something great for the planet.
salvage-renaissance.com
We provide spectacular clothes & accessories that have been upcycled by skilled artisans.
Look great & do something great for the planet.
salvage-renaissance.com
Night Ranger - Sister Christian (Official Music Video)
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November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Congratulations to Sabrina Shroff on obtaining a “not guilty” for client: Sean “Sandwich Guy” Dunn on misdemeanor charges of assaulting a federal officer with a Subway sandwich.
I had the pleasure to work alongside Ms. Shroff in a high-profile federal case in SDNY. She is a fierce advocate.
I had the pleasure to work alongside Ms. Shroff in a high-profile federal case in SDNY. She is a fierce advocate.
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Congratulations to Sabrina Shroff on obtaining a “not guilty” for client: Sean “Sandwich Guy” Dunn on misdemeanor charges of assaulting a federal officer with a Subway sandwich.
I had the pleasure to work alongside Ms. Shroff in a high-profile federal case in SDNY. She is a fierce advocate.
I had the pleasure to work alongside Ms. Shroff in a high-profile federal case in SDNY. She is a fierce advocate.
I voted for Mayor-elect Mamdani, notwithstanding the accusations of anti-semitism.
1. My #1 choice in the Democratic primary was Brad Lander, a councilman who is my doppelgänger (middle-aged progressive Jewish straight guy, married with children, smart and not flashy). He cross-endorsed Mamdani.
1. My #1 choice in the Democratic primary was Brad Lander, a councilman who is my doppelgänger (middle-aged progressive Jewish straight guy, married with children, smart and not flashy). He cross-endorsed Mamdani.
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I voted for Mayor-elect Mamdani, notwithstanding the accusations of anti-semitism.
1. My #1 choice in the Democratic primary was Brad Lander, a councilman who is my doppelgänger (middle-aged progressive Jewish straight guy, married with children, smart and not flashy). He cross-endorsed Mamdani.
1. My #1 choice in the Democratic primary was Brad Lander, a councilman who is my doppelgänger (middle-aged progressive Jewish straight guy, married with children, smart and not flashy). He cross-endorsed Mamdani.
I would not want to be Madeline Cuomo at the next Cuomo family gathering. This article was devastating in 2023, confirming what many had long suspected.
www.nytimes.com/2023/08/07/n...
www.nytimes.com/2023/08/07/n...
The Secret Hand Behind the Women Who Stood by Cuomo? His Sister. (Published 2023)
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I would not want to be Madeline Cuomo at the next Cuomo family gathering. This article was devastating in 2023, confirming what many had long suspected.
www.nytimes.com/2023/08/07/n...
www.nytimes.com/2023/08/07/n...
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Showing little grace and no humility, former Governor Andrew Cuomo conceded defeat before a largely empty Ziegfield Ballroom last night.
Good riddance.
I hope he learns to pronounce Mayor-elect Mamdani’s name, but I think he is more likely to move back to Westchester.
We’ll see.
Showing little grace and no humility, former Governor Andrew Cuomo conceded defeat before a largely empty Ziegfield Ballroom last night.
Good riddance.
I hope he learns to pronounce Mayor-elect Mamdani’s name, but I think he is more likely to move back to Westchester.
We’ll see.
With Trademark Defiance, Cuomo Contemplates Another Loss
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Showing little grace and no humility, former Governor Andrew Cuomo conceded defeat before a largely empty Ziegfield Ballroom last night.
Good riddance.
I hope he learns to pronounce Mayor-elect Mamdani’s name, but I think he is more likely to move back to Westchester.
We’ll see.
Showing little grace and no humility, former Governor Andrew Cuomo conceded defeat before a largely empty Ziegfield Ballroom last night.
Good riddance.
I hope he learns to pronounce Mayor-elect Mamdani’s name, but I think he is more likely to move back to Westchester.
We’ll see.
Congratulations to my fellow alum of United States Attorney’s Office for the District Of New Jersey, Mikie Sherrill, on her election as the next Governor of New Jersey.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Congratulations to my fellow alum of United States Attorney’s Office for the District Of New Jersey, Mikie Sherrill, on her election as the next Governor of New Jersey.
Congratulations to Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani.
Good riddance to disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Good riddance to disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Congratulations to Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani.
Good riddance to disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Good riddance to disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo.
1/ Today is Election Day. Our vote is our chance to select our leaders. People have struggled and died to guarantee our right to vote.
If you are a Manhattan resident, I hope that you will join me in voting for Diana Florence for Manhattan DA.
dianaforda.com
If you are a Manhattan resident, I hope that you will join me in voting for Diana Florence for Manhattan DA.
dianaforda.com
Diana Florence for Manhattan DA
Diana Florence for Manhattan DA - Putting People First. She spent years using criminal law to keep people safe at home, safe at work, and safe on the street
dianaforda.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
1/ Today is Election Day. Our vote is our chance to select our leaders. People have struggled and died to guarantee our right to vote.
If you are a Manhattan resident, I hope that you will join me in voting for Diana Florence for Manhattan DA.
dianaforda.com
If you are a Manhattan resident, I hope that you will join me in voting for Diana Florence for Manhattan DA.
dianaforda.com
Eminem - Without Me (Official Music Video)
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November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Arcadia - Election Day (7" Version)" (Official Music Video)
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November 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
In my dealings with Mr. Azzopardi, I found him to be an unreliable narrator.
I look forward to Sliwa's long tenure as the Special Parade Assistant in the Mamdani administration, where he can affirm each and every parade's right to exist
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In my dealings with Mr. Azzopardi, I found him to be an unreliable narrator.
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more thoughts re: bread coming soon, but for now I propose the grape scale of secrecy, starting from wine casket and ending with raisin
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
more thoughts re: bread coming soon, but for now I propose the grape scale of secrecy, starting from wine casket and ending with raisin
We raised our daughter in NYC. Over the years, her friends spoke English, French, Haitian Creole, Spanish, German, Javanese, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Farsi, Hebrew, Klingon (basic), Latin (high achievers) & Ancient Greek (off the charts).
A mayor who speaks Arabic in a commercial does not faze me.
A mayor who speaks Arabic in a commercial does not faze me.
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
We raised our daughter in NYC. Over the years, her friends spoke English, French, Haitian Creole, Spanish, German, Javanese, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Farsi, Hebrew, Klingon (basic), Latin (high achievers) & Ancient Greek (off the charts).
A mayor who speaks Arabic in a commercial does not faze me.
A mayor who speaks Arabic in a commercial does not faze me.
The Bangles - Manic Monday (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheBanglesVEVO
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November 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In my last act as a Manhattan resident, I voted.
For mayor: Zohran Mamdani.
For Manhattan DA: Diana Florence
I have known Diana since grade school. She served 25+ years in the DA’s office, creating the bureau for constriction criminals & wage theft. My daughter is working for the campaign.
For mayor: Zohran Mamdani.
For Manhattan DA: Diana Florence
I have known Diana since grade school. She served 25+ years in the DA’s office, creating the bureau for constriction criminals & wage theft. My daughter is working for the campaign.
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In my last act as a Manhattan resident, I voted.
For mayor: Zohran Mamdani.
For Manhattan DA: Diana Florence
I have known Diana since grade school. She served 25+ years in the DA’s office, creating the bureau for constriction criminals & wage theft. My daughter is working for the campaign.
For mayor: Zohran Mamdani.
For Manhattan DA: Diana Florence
I have known Diana since grade school. She served 25+ years in the DA’s office, creating the bureau for constriction criminals & wage theft. My daughter is working for the campaign.
Today NYC Marathon day, which the “most New York” day of the year (to me). I ran & finished in 2014 & 2018. As a participant, a part of a support team, a fan in person and a fan from a distance, the spirit of New York is transcendent on this day. Dozens of neighborhoods, one love.
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Today NYC Marathon day, which the “most New York” day of the year (to me). I ran & finished in 2014 & 2018. As a participant, a part of a support team, a fan in person and a fan from a distance, the spirit of New York is transcendent on this day. Dozens of neighborhoods, one love.
Ringo Starr: It Don't Come Easy (Starr, 1971)
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November 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bay City Rollers - Saturday Night (1976) • TopPop
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November 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
In 2021-22, when I appeared on British media discussing "Prince" Andrew's litigation woes in the US with regard to Virginia Giuffre, I insisted on calling him "Andrew Windsor." Some British media regarded me as a "ridiculous Republican" (in the British meaning).
King Charles III validates me.
King Charles III validates me.
Royal prerogative: King Charles III banishes Andrew to buttress the House of Windsor's foundations
No one is bigger than the monarchy. Not even the king’s brother. In the end, that reality spelled the end of Prince Andrew’s life as a prince of the realm.
apnews.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In 2021-22, when I appeared on British media discussing "Prince" Andrew's litigation woes in the US with regard to Virginia Giuffre, I insisted on calling him "Andrew Windsor." Some British media regarded me as a "ridiculous Republican" (in the British meaning).
King Charles III validates me.
King Charles III validates me.
Bela Lugosi’s Dead - Bauhaus (1979) full 12" Single
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October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM