Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
Attorney, former AUSA, father, husband, former JBLC, long-time Knicks fan and occasional talking head
https://mitchellepner.substack.com/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/author/mitchell-epner
https://mitchellepner.substack.com/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/author/mitchell-epner
Dutchess County.
The view from my new front porch.
The view from my new front porch.
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dutchess County.
The view from my new front porch.
The view from my new front porch.
We are in the middle of a move, north from 30 years in Manhattan. It will be a long commute, but this will be the view from new front porch.
October 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
We are in the middle of a move, north from 30 years in Manhattan. It will be a long commute, but this will be the view from new front porch.
The view from the front porch of my new home.
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The view from the front porch of my new home.
Once RCV was finalized, Mamdani beat Cuomo by 12% and over 110k votes.
This was a drubbing.
This was a drubbing.
July 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Once RCV was finalized, Mamdani beat Cuomo by 12% and over 110k votes.
This was a drubbing.
This was a drubbing.
I have been a Democratic activist since 1980 (when I was 10). I have NEVER seen a voting demographic breakdown look like this. Until now, the 18-24 cohort was always the smallest segment of the population of actual voters.
The youth vote (18-30) swamped retirees (65+)
Paradigm shifting result!
The youth vote (18-30) swamped retirees (65+)
Paradigm shifting result!
June 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have been a Democratic activist since 1980 (when I was 10). I have NEVER seen a voting demographic breakdown look like this. Until now, the 18-24 cohort was always the smallest segment of the population of actual voters.
The youth vote (18-30) swamped retirees (65+)
Paradigm shifting result!
The youth vote (18-30) swamped retirees (65+)
Paradigm shifting result!
My wife and daughter joined tens of thousands in the No Kings protest today in New York.
June 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My wife and daughter joined tens of thousands in the No Kings protest today in New York.
2/ . . . whether there has been a predicate threat to justify federalizing the National Guard. Screen shot of the nut graf is below.
California's moving papers do not address Martin v. Mott at all, let alone this passage. Unless CA has a good rejoinder, I do not see how the court can . . .
California's moving papers do not address Martin v. Mott at all, let alone this passage. Unless CA has a good rejoinder, I do not see how the court can . . .
June 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
2/ . . . whether there has been a predicate threat to justify federalizing the National Guard. Screen shot of the nut graf is below.
California's moving papers do not address Martin v. Mott at all, let alone this passage. Unless CA has a good rejoinder, I do not see how the court can . . .
California's moving papers do not address Martin v. Mott at all, let alone this passage. Unless CA has a good rejoinder, I do not see how the court can . . .
Screenshots of portion of Judge Liman's opinion denying leave to amend with regard to the major claims, while allowing Baldoni to amend other claims (tortious interference, etc.): "The Court will not grant leave to amend the majority of the Wayfarer Parties’ claims because amendment would be futile"
June 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Screenshots of portion of Judge Liman's opinion denying leave to amend with regard to the major claims, while allowing Baldoni to amend other claims (tortious interference, etc.): "The Court will not grant leave to amend the majority of the Wayfarer Parties’ claims because amendment would be futile"
It is official. Johns Hopkins University has conferred a BA (with honors) in Writing Seminars on Madison @madepn.bsky.social.
We are so proud of you for existing. Your accomplishments are astounding.
We are so proud of you for existing. Your accomplishments are astounding.
May 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It is official. Johns Hopkins University has conferred a BA (with honors) in Writing Seminars on Madison @madepn.bsky.social.
We are so proud of you for existing. Your accomplishments are astounding.
We are so proud of you for existing. Your accomplishments are astounding.
1. I am proud of my daughter for existing, not for her accomplishments.
2. This is a big week for accomplishments on her part, as she graduates from Johns Hopkins University on Thursday.
3. Right now, we are in the audience for her induction ceremony to Phi Beta Kappa.
2. This is a big week for accomplishments on her part, as she graduates from Johns Hopkins University on Thursday.
3. Right now, we are in the audience for her induction ceremony to Phi Beta Kappa.
May 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
1. I am proud of my daughter for existing, not for her accomplishments.
2. This is a big week for accomplishments on her part, as she graduates from Johns Hopkins University on Thursday.
3. Right now, we are in the audience for her induction ceremony to Phi Beta Kappa.
2. This is a big week for accomplishments on her part, as she graduates from Johns Hopkins University on Thursday.
3. Right now, we are in the audience for her induction ceremony to Phi Beta Kappa.
Share a bad guy from the ‘80s!
[Mike drop]
[Mike drop]
April 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Share a bad guy from the ‘80s!
[Mike drop]
[Mike drop]
Madison introduces the show.
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Madison introduces the show.
At Johns Hopkins tonight for my daughter’s final Spring Show. She is Executive Producer of the whole thing, as well as author of one scene.
April 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
At Johns Hopkins tonight for my daughter’s final Spring Show. She is Executive Producer of the whole thing, as well as author of one scene.
George W. Bush’s nadir was 25%.
April 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
George W. Bush’s nadir was 25%.
I saw Picasso’s Guernica when I was in elementary school.
April 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I saw Picasso’s Guernica when I was in elementary school.
Repost the first album you bought with your own money.
April 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Repost the first album you bought with your own money.
7/ Judge Wilkinson concludes with a call for the Trump Administration to respect the rule of law:
April 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
7/ Judge Wilkinson concludes with a call for the Trump Administration to respect the rule of law:
6/ Judge Wilkinson lays out the stakes if Trump is allowed to ignore the order to "facilitate" the return of Mr. Abrego Garcia.
April 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
6/ Judge Wilkinson lays out the stakes if Trump is allowed to ignore the order to "facilitate" the return of Mr. Abrego Garcia.
5/ Judge Wilkinson's rejection of the Trump Administration's narrow interpretation of "facilitation" speaks truth to power:
April 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
5/ Judge Wilkinson's rejection of the Trump Administration's narrow interpretation of "facilitation" speaks truth to power:
4/ Judge Wilkinson forcefully rejects the Trump Administration's contention that it does not need to do anything to "facilitate" the return of Mr. Abrego Garcia, other than "remove domestic barriers":
April 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
4/ Judge Wilkinson forcefully rejects the Trump Administration's contention that it does not need to do anything to "facilitate" the return of Mr. Abrego Garcia, other than "remove domestic barriers":
3/ Judge Wilkinson explains that the Trump Administration's incantation that Mr. Abrego Gracia is a "terrorist and a member of MS-13" does not justify the failure to accord him "due process" in considering those accusations.
April 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
3/ Judge Wilkinson explains that the Trump Administration's incantation that Mr. Abrego Gracia is a "terrorist and a member of MS-13" does not justify the failure to accord him "due process" in considering those accusations.
2/ return of Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia after he was wrongfully deported to El Salvador. I am going to post screen shots of the most trenchant portions of the opinion. Remember, Judge Wilkinson is as "conservative" as they come:
April 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
2/ return of Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia after he was wrongfully deported to El Salvador. I am going to post screen shots of the most trenchant portions of the opinion. Remember, Judge Wilkinson is as "conservative" as they come:
The Supreme Court, without noted dissent, entered an order that largely affirms the District Court's order requiring the US to "facilitate" the return of Mr. Abrego Garcia to the US for the rest of his immigration process.
Nut graf below.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
Nut graf below.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
April 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Supreme Court, without noted dissent, entered an order that largely affirms the District Court's order requiring the US to "facilitate" the return of Mr. Abrego Garcia to the US for the rest of his immigration process.
Nut graf below.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
Nut graf below.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
Here is the core of the decision:
April 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Here is the core of the decision:
3/ . . . he might be more beholden to the demands of the federal government than to the wishes of his own constituents."
In rejecting the arguments that he refuse to dismiss the case at all, Judge Ho rips into the good faith of the DOJ:
In rejecting the arguments that he refuse to dismiss the case at all, Judge Ho rips into the good faith of the DOJ:
April 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
3/ . . . he might be more beholden to the demands of the federal government than to the wishes of his own constituents."
In rejecting the arguments that he refuse to dismiss the case at all, Judge Ho rips into the good faith of the DOJ:
In rejecting the arguments that he refuse to dismiss the case at all, Judge Ho rips into the good faith of the DOJ: