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We have exclusive photo of President Trump accepting the Nobel Prize from Maria Corina Machado.
Ted Dibiase buys the title from Andre
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM
johnfisticuffs.bsky.social
I haven't kept up super well with any wrestling in awhile, really, but when I first saw that Powerhouse Hobbs is likely WWE bound, my first thought was, "oh no, this is terrible news for @gemcitygem.bsky.social."
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
Jim downey: whiskey Fridays? With Tony Dokoupil?
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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christycoysh.bsky.social
I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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joshgondelman.bsky.social
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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petersagal.bsky.social
Excellent, damning analysis of the video of the killing of Ms Good, from the NYT, including a quick debunking of the “evidence” the President showed other Times reporters last night.

www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles shows that the motorist was driving away from — not toward — a federal officer when he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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alyssaharad.bsky.social
It is really fucking with my head to know they are spinning that lie about Renee Good wanting to run over the ICE officer in part bc running over protesters with cars is something their side does. It was top of mind for them. A lie they can believe in bc they would do it/have done it themselves.
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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ndrew.bsky.social
just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6

my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left

www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?" Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸" Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City." Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
Mike F @mikefossey Metallica 1986: here's a song called creeping death, it's about a plague personified and it shreds Metallica 1991: this one is called enter sandman and it's about going to bed
November 21, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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johnmoe.bsky.social
🎶 I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
A horse that does my murders for me
Saddle up the Vengeance Steed 🎶
Mariah Carey
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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pattymo.com
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
We created fire. You can't put it back in the box. Fire is here to stay. That's why all of our houses have to be made of fire. And we need to write all of our messages in fire. And all the fire has to be owned by the worst people on the planet
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
please buy so many physical copies of the album so we can tour with strings & with Carolyn & Jamie and also Nicole who sat in in LA because that would be such an utterly killer tour

youtu.be/pv53gRqjvxY?...
"Cold at Night" - The Mountain Goats ft. Tommy Stinson (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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topherflorence.bsky.social
lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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choire.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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timcarvell.bsky.social
The committee from The Good Place arguing: “He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep on giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
johnfisticuffs.bsky.social
My champion.
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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karenho.bsky.social
I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
A Minnesota Lawmaker and Her Husband Are Lying in State. Next to Them: Their Golden Retriever.
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
johnfisticuffs.bsky.social
@tychobrahe.bsky.social @cwgabriel.bsky.social

today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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waderockett.bsky.social
In an inspirational meme format: A soldier saw a girl taking a picture of her self holding a fancy Star-Bucks coffee. The Soldier grabbed her coffee and poured it down the sewer. "What are you doing!" yelled the girl. Then they heard a voice saying, "Thank you for the coffee, Sir. I have been so thirsty and tired." The girl looked down and saw a SEWER MAN! MORAL:There was a Sewer Man
August 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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granitetide.bsky.social
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM