Uh oh season done arrived all the same.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Uh oh season done arrived all the same.
Well, I guess my favourite thing about Rolf is that he prefers old out-of-tune pianos. Thx for asking!
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well, I guess my favourite thing about Rolf is that he prefers old out-of-tune pianos. Thx for asking!
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
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i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip
What is the Diet Coke of hot teas?
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What is the Diet Coke of hot teas?
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ME: do you agree that the opposite of break is repair
WIFE: yes
ME: and the opposite of fast is slow
WIFE: yes
ME: then the opposite of breakfast is repairslow
WIFE: no it isn't
ME: *pinching bridge of nose* let's try this one more time
WIFE: yes
ME: and the opposite of fast is slow
WIFE: yes
ME: then the opposite of breakfast is repairslow
WIFE: no it isn't
ME: *pinching bridge of nose* let's try this one more time
August 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
ME: do you agree that the opposite of break is repair
WIFE: yes
ME: and the opposite of fast is slow
WIFE: yes
ME: then the opposite of breakfast is repairslow
WIFE: no it isn't
ME: *pinching bridge of nose* let's try this one more time
WIFE: yes
ME: and the opposite of fast is slow
WIFE: yes
ME: then the opposite of breakfast is repairslow
WIFE: no it isn't
ME: *pinching bridge of nose* let's try this one more time
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Just had my first piece of gum in like 5 years. Still don't really get it. A lot of work for no payoff in my tummy.
August 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Just had my first piece of gum in like 5 years. Still don't really get it. A lot of work for no payoff in my tummy.
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[thinking to self]
she put the paper towel roll on backwards, which is weird, but it’s been a very stressful week. i shouldn’t say anything
[one minute later]
*clears throat*
she put the paper towel roll on backwards, which is weird, but it’s been a very stressful week. i shouldn’t say anything
[one minute later]
*clears throat*
August 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
[thinking to self]
she put the paper towel roll on backwards, which is weird, but it’s been a very stressful week. i shouldn’t say anything
[one minute later]
*clears throat*
she put the paper towel roll on backwards, which is weird, but it’s been a very stressful week. i shouldn’t say anything
[one minute later]
*clears throat*
I've never left a callback number in my life, and at this point I'm too terrified to ever actually "press 1" and see what happens.
June 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've never left a callback number in my life, and at this point I'm too terrified to ever actually "press 1" and see what happens.
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god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
June 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
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My Apple TV is pretending to not understand me say TOOTSIE in a clear and firm voice and quite frankly I believe this is homophobia.
June 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My Apple TV is pretending to not understand me say TOOTSIE in a clear and firm voice and quite frankly I believe this is homophobia.
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DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I'm the town crier.
HER: Oh cool, so have you got a bell?
ME: *starting to sob* I do not
ME: I'm the town crier.
HER: Oh cool, so have you got a bell?
ME: *starting to sob* I do not
June 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I'm the town crier.
HER: Oh cool, so have you got a bell?
ME: *starting to sob* I do not
ME: I'm the town crier.
HER: Oh cool, so have you got a bell?
ME: *starting to sob* I do not
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I wish I loved anything as much as the gremlins love fucking shit up they are always just laughing and having a ball
February 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I wish I loved anything as much as the gremlins love fucking shit up they are always just laughing and having a ball
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they better let me keep one leg out when they cryogenically freeze me or i’ll never be able to sleep
June 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
they better let me keep one leg out when they cryogenically freeze me or i’ll never be able to sleep
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i’ll rest my bitch face when i’m dead
June 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i’ll rest my bitch face when i’m dead
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"...so anyway, that's why I'm worried about the future of Krypton"
[heckling voice from the back] MORE LIKE BORE-EL AMIRITE
[heckling voice from the back] MORE LIKE BORE-EL AMIRITE
June 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"...so anyway, that's why I'm worried about the future of Krypton"
[heckling voice from the back] MORE LIKE BORE-EL AMIRITE
[heckling voice from the back] MORE LIKE BORE-EL AMIRITE
I guess my favorite part of Elbows Up is getting really into Sloan again.
June 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I guess my favorite part of Elbows Up is getting really into Sloan again.
Nothing quite like the exhilarating rush of having finished reorganizing my fridge and kitchen cabinets. ASK ME WHERE THE COUSCOUS IS. AAAAASK MEEEE.
June 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Nothing quite like the exhilarating rush of having finished reorganizing my fridge and kitchen cabinets. ASK ME WHERE THE COUSCOUS IS. AAAAASK MEEEE.
Current ranking of Diet Coke delivery methods (best to worst): glass bottle, can, fountain, in cup, plastic bottle.
June 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Current ranking of Diet Coke delivery methods (best to worst): glass bottle, can, fountain, in cup, plastic bottle.
I wouldn't blame my wife for refusing to watch Poker Face with me because I can't even imagine how annoying it is that I turn to check that she is as delighted as I am every five to 10 seconds.
June 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I wouldn't blame my wife for refusing to watch Poker Face with me because I can't even imagine how annoying it is that I turn to check that she is as delighted as I am every five to 10 seconds.
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I had no intention of viewing your webinar until you used “and more” as a bullet point in your email and seduced me with the allure of intrigue and mystery
June 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I had no intention of viewing your webinar until you used “and more” as a bullet point in your email and seduced me with the allure of intrigue and mystery
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guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean
June 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean
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Can’t you see this succotash is suffering
May 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Can’t you see this succotash is suffering