Joel Cunningham
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Joel Cunningham
@joelevard.com
· Jul 10
With every day that passes I wish more fervently that I believed in hell
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along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
Jim Spanfeller once brought Wolff in to talk to the GMG staff and it was honestly one of his worst ever failures to read the room, which is saying something
Aside from every other repulsive thing about these Epstein emails, they offer direct confirmation of Michael Wolff as one of the sketchiest creeps in a teeming universe of gross behavior
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jim Spanfeller once brought Wolff in to talk to the GMG staff and it was honestly one of his worst ever failures to read the room, which is saying something
There's one particular guy I went to high school with who loved this justification. "I think of him like King David!"
So I guess now we get to see exactly how far they're going to push all this "imperfect vessel chosen by god" bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
There's one particular guy I went to high school with who loved this justification. "I think of him like King David!"
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
big day for epsteins
Epstein-Barr virus appears to be trigger of lupus disease, say scientists
Epstein-Barr virus appears to be trigger of lupus disease, say scientists
Connection of near-ubiquitous EBV to autoimmune disease affecting about 1 in 1,000 people may spur hunt for vaccine
A common childhood virus appears to be the trigger for the autoimmune disease lupus, according to groundbreaking research.
The study suggests that Epstein-Barr virus (EBV), which for most people is harmless, can cause immune cells to “go rogue” and mistakenly attack the body’s own tissues. The team behind the work said that uncovering the cause of lupus could revolutionise treatments. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
big day for epsteins
One of my weirder tech review experiences
This New Pocketable E-Reader Is Also a Secret Phone
The new Viwoods AiPaper Reader is a phone-shaped e-reading device advertised as having mobile data—but it can also make and take calls. But here's the weird part: There's no speaker.
lifehacker.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
One of my weirder tech review experiences
When we gave that mouse a cookie he PROMISED he wasn’t going to ask for a glass of milk!
NEWS: Senate Republicans are threatening to block the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies—unless Democrats agree to tougher abortion restrictions.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When we gave that mouse a cookie he PROMISED he wasn’t going to ask for a glass of milk!
I've got an iPhone Pocket, it came built into my jeans
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I've got an iPhone Pocket, it came built into my jeans
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“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
According to Google I'm one of the top six most notable Joel Cunninghams on the internet 🤗
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
According to Google I'm one of the top six most notable Joel Cunninghams on the internet 🤗
the president’s affordability plan is to saddle people with a generation’s worth of debt
A $40,000 car with a 15-year loan at the current average interest rate of 9.4% would cost you $75,000 🤦♂️ Have fun with that
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
the president’s affordability plan is to saddle people with a generation’s worth of debt
TWO TIMES I thought this said "marijuana sauce."
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
TWO TIMES I thought this said "marijuana sauce."
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OK, I'm buying a copy of the Post today
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
OK, I'm buying a copy of the Post today
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
Not since Nov. 7, 2020
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Not since Nov. 7, 2020
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capitalism is now illegal
It's like poetry
the first muslim woman being elected to statewide office (in any state!) the day dick cheney died is beautiful
BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's like poetry
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
I told my daughter if it was a blowout we'd know the result by 9:30. Whoops, it was 9:33.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I told my daughter if it was a blowout we'd know the result by 9:30. Whoops, it was 9:33.
Looks like it’s going to be one of those election nights where it doesn’t feel awful to be alive. That’s something anyway
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Looks like it’s going to be one of those election nights where it doesn’t feel awful to be alive. That’s something anyway
He voted for Sliwa, because he loves kitties
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He voted for Sliwa, because he loves kitties
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Today is only the beginning.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Today is only the beginning.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Today is only the beginning.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.