Joel Cunningham
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Joel Cunningham
@joelevard.com
· Jul 10
With every day that passes I wish more fervently that I believed in hell
When we gave that mouse a cookie he PROMISED he wasn’t going to ask for a glass of milk!
NEWS: Senate Republicans are threatening to block the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies—unless Democrats agree to tougher abortion restrictions.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When we gave that mouse a cookie he PROMISED he wasn’t going to ask for a glass of milk!
I've got an iPhone Pocket, it came built into my jeans
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I've got an iPhone Pocket, it came built into my jeans
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“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
According to Google I'm one of the top six most notable Joel Cunninghams on the internet 🤗
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
According to Google I'm one of the top six most notable Joel Cunninghams on the internet 🤗
the president’s affordability plan is to saddle people with a generation’s worth of debt
A $40,000 car with a 15-year loan at the current average interest rate of 9.4% would cost you $75,000 🤦♂️ Have fun with that
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
the president’s affordability plan is to saddle people with a generation’s worth of debt
TWO TIMES I thought this said "marijuana sauce."
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
TWO TIMES I thought this said "marijuana sauce."
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OK, I'm buying a copy of the Post today
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
OK, I'm buying a copy of the Post today
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
Not since Nov. 7, 2020
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Not since Nov. 7, 2020
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capitalism is now illegal
It's like poetry
the first muslim woman being elected to statewide office (in any state!) the day dick cheney died is beautiful
BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's like poetry
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
I told my daughter if it was a blowout we'd know the result by 9:30. Whoops, it was 9:33.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I told my daughter if it was a blowout we'd know the result by 9:30. Whoops, it was 9:33.
Looks like it’s going to be one of those election nights where it doesn’t feel awful to be alive. That’s something anyway
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Looks like it’s going to be one of those election nights where it doesn’t feel awful to be alive. That’s something anyway
He voted for Sliwa, because he loves kitties
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He voted for Sliwa, because he loves kitties
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Today is only the beginning.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Today is only the beginning.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Today is only the beginning.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
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a lot of you are probably too young to remember but there was a time when the president didnt harass and declare war on the parts of the country that didnt vote for his party
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
a lot of you are probably too young to remember but there was a time when the president didnt harass and declare war on the parts of the country that didnt vote for his party
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Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”
Democrats afraid they might have to actually deliver
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Democrats afraid they might have to actually deliver
the water balloon didn't hurt me but it did explode on impact. i could feel the wet
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the water balloon didn't hurt me but it did explode on impact. i could feel the wet
If you thought the gaslighting over what Charlie Kirk "really" believed was bad, watch how the GOP tries to digest Fuentes nakedly confrontational hatred and racism www.wired.com/story/gop-ci...
The GOP Civil War Over Nick Fuentes Has Just Begun
Tucker Carlson’s friendly interview with white nationalist Nick Fuentes has led to a major reckoning in the Republican party.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If you thought the gaslighting over what Charlie Kirk "really" believed was bad, watch how the GOP tries to digest Fuentes nakedly confrontational hatred and racism www.wired.com/story/gop-ci...