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Joel Cunningham
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writing, editing, existential dread
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2026 keeps making me tap the sign
I hope Zohran is focused on my priorities, like making it illegal to scalp Mitski tickets before they've even gone on sale to the general public
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The thing about N64 games was even the super shitty ones cost $75, which is like $150 today
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
well, except robb
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
We will definitely get something straightforward. I feel like more than most games, Zelda is about vibes and the thrill of exploring (especially the 3D games, which I could never get into because they were too overwhelmingly open), and a blockbuster will have trouble replicating that.
February 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
You form a different relationship with the show and characters when you binge versus watching it play out over 8+ years. People who got into Lost late said the same thing.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
That's not how I would have put it
Pam Bondi’s testimony on the Epstein files revealed one key thing: The attorney general isn't interested in truth or justice.
Opinion | Pam Bondi's testimony on the Epstein files revealed one thing
The attorney general isn't interested in truth or justice.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
On the day ICE was established, The Simpsons was in the middle of its 15th season.
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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How to make sure you aren't late for your own funeral
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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In 2019, Tig Notaro did a really funny series called "Under a Rock," in which she would interview famous people she had never heard of, all the while trying to guess who they were. One of my favorite episodes was with James Van Der Beek, who was lovely.
James Van Der Beek Doesn't Believe in Astrology | Under A Rock with Tig Notaro
YouTube video by Funny Or Die
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February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Robert Tinney
September 18, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Also, like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that information? Yes, also maybe a rogue asteroid could wipe out all white collar jobs within my lifetime. Certainly climate change is coming for a lot of them too! As a liberal, what can I do about that? Email my congressperson?
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This is going to be a tough one for us elder millennials to swallow
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Glanced at Reddit and saw that Bud Court had died and before I could process being sad about it, I the next post revealed that James Van Der Beek had died. Not cool Reddit!
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY.

I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
In the ‘80s my brother just “had trouble in school.” As an adult he was diagnosed.
Increasing autism rates over the last 25 years may just be kids with mild forms getting diagnosed. Rates of moderate to severe impairment due to autism have actually fallen slightly.
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February 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Peanuts by Schulz: Wednesday, October 22, 1952
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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In fiery remarks, Rep. Goldman tells Lyons if he doesn't want ICE to be called "a fascist regime" or "secret police," then his agency needs "to stop acting like one."

"People are simply just observing what they are seeing. That’s why people are making those comments."
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
As someone who saw their early career trajectory undone by 2008, that screenshot requires a trigger warning
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
JFC. He's really gone off the deep end in the past year. Which is saying something!
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Post a banger not in english www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQfz...
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Weirdly the order just reads "no shit"
NEW: An immigration court has terminated removal proceedings against Tufts doctoral student Rümeysa Öztürk, finding that DHS did not meet its burden of establishing that she was removable, her lawyers tell the Second Circuit. live-awp-vermont.pantheonsite.io/app/uploads/...
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Given the bloodbath in arts criticism over the past TK years, I think they may need to hold a Squid Game to figure out who gets this job
Extremely exciting news: We're hiring a full-time film critic to come work with me at The A.V. Club!

You probably have an idea if you're qualified for this, but if there's something that's not in the job listing, I'm sure I can answer Qs www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
The A.V. Club hiring Film Critic in Greater Chicago Area | LinkedIn
Posted 8:42:22 PM. The A.V. Club is seeking an experienced Film Critic to join our team of trenchant writers and…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM