jocelinemarie.bsky.social
@jocelinemarie.bsky.social
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Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
honestly i think if we were to meet aliens our first thought should be “we should have a good society, one they could meet and want to trade with” and then we should give them trump
January 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.
January 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Idiotproof?!? Stand aside
January 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Ask your doctor if laying down in the middle of the road is right for you.
January 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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we really are all a small part of something bigger and more significant, it’s so annoying
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Finally watched Solo Leveling.
It's everything I wanted SAO to be.
Rad as hell.
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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i've put a finger on what bothers me about 90% of the babybrained liberal replies on here, which is that they're smug on top of everything else. like it's satisfying that the worst is finally happening. that's the most rancid state of mind i can imagine, bewilderingly privileged, etc.
January 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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“They’re going after civil rights to crush your motivation for resistance” I think they’re going after civil rights because they don’t like civil rights
January 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Not a scientist but 98% sure humans sleep at night to avoid seeing the night sky and being constantly aware of the size of the universe, how miniscule we are in it, and the subsequent infinite gutteral screaming that would inevitably provoke
January 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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"the egyptians believed that the soul had two parts, the ba and the ka" oh no you don't. LIGMA SHIELD ACTIVATE i'm not fallin for it i ain't no "baka"
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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it pains me to have to admit this to everyone, but when a lightbulb appears above my head, it’s not because i have a bright idea; i am just thinking about a lightbulb
January 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
i wish every mushroom pick came with a name and whether or not or how it is poisonous. that’d be nice to know
January 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Thailand really does seem to be kicking tremendous amounts of ass on the "understanding that you can make life better by just looking at the political trends in America right now and going in the opposite direction" front
January 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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has anyone considered it was actually his brother, waluigi?
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Frieren
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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“Women are walking around, suspicious and guarded and apoplectic, knowing that some in our families or neighborhoods voted us back into second-class status, and wondering what else they’re ready to go along with.” By
@clarajeffery
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Of misogyny, Musk, and men
Women are not okay. We're furious.
www.motherjones.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:54 PM
WAS THAT HIS BARE ASS #tyson #tysonbutt
November 16, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
a man with glasses and a mustache is making a funny face and saying yeth .
Alt: Mike Tyson says YES
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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retweet if you were here before awsten knight
November 15, 2024 at 1:36 AM
nah lowkey post ur other account on here too (slashj/slashSRS?!?!?)
November 14, 2024 at 2:43 AM