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@jobeccasfarm.bsky.social
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former st. rocco feast zeppole girl/reformed evil prince (maybe)
100% human writer/artist.
please note art/writing posted here is 35yr +
former st. rocco feast zeppole girl/reformed evil prince (maybe)
100% human writer/artist.
please note art/writing posted here is 35yr +
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I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
My imaginary project is eating my life.
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My imaginary project is eating my life.
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[Mario Galaxy commercial on Netflix]
Dad: What the hell is this?!
Me: What?
Dad: Mario! Why’s he sound like that? Isn’t he Italian?
Me: It’s Chris Pratt.
Dad: It’s a disgrace!
Dad: What the hell is this?!
Me: What?
Dad: Mario! Why’s he sound like that? Isn’t he Italian?
Me: It’s Chris Pratt.
Dad: It’s a disgrace!
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
[Mario Galaxy commercial on Netflix]
Dad: What the hell is this?!
Me: What?
Dad: Mario! Why’s he sound like that? Isn’t he Italian?
Me: It’s Chris Pratt.
Dad: It’s a disgrace!
Dad: What the hell is this?!
Me: What?
Dad: Mario! Why’s he sound like that? Isn’t he Italian?
Me: It’s Chris Pratt.
Dad: It’s a disgrace!
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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And if you need time there?
Take the time you need.
Take the time you need.
You’re super autistic reminder that YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM AT ANY POINT YOU WISH
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And if you need time there?
Take the time you need.
Take the time you need.
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This has fixed me by completely shattering me to bits 🤣
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This has fixed me by completely shattering me to bits 🤣
I need more of this for 2026 😭
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I need more of this for 2026 😭
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anyways be kind to your creatives and be a bit forgiving with us if we don’t seem as cheerful as usual and crash out every now and then- we’re all collectively having a rough one since idk 2021 or so
Nah I feel you and it’s valid to crash out from time to time. We’re all feeling the strain and we’re carrying so much. Someone with your experience should have it made, but this awful industry just continues to spit on us
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
anyways be kind to your creatives and be a bit forgiving with us if we don’t seem as cheerful as usual and crash out every now and then- we’re all collectively having a rough one since idk 2021 or so
These skills do not pay the rent (I know) at least the porn makes me feel better.
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
These skills do not pay the rent (I know) at least the porn makes me feel better.
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I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
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It costs 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
These bags can be worn in many ways!
Store: Bibipins.com
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
These bags can be worn in many ways!
Store: Bibipins.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It costs 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
These bags can be worn in many ways!
Store: Bibipins.com
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
These bags can be worn in many ways!
Store: Bibipins.com
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The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
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i want tinier husbands with more weird dads who get paid less to roll up more stuff into a ball and i'm not kidding
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i want tinier husbands with more weird dads who get paid less to roll up more stuff into a ball and i'm not kidding
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This one actually got me in a stun lock…their life is a self imposed prison of despair.
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This one actually got me in a stun lock…their life is a self imposed prison of despair.
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I missed that @samthielman.com wrote a great piece about the genius Gilbert Hernandez for the NYTimes!
Look, there are a lot of characters, but if you can keep up with Marvel you can keep up with the Luba/Fritz-verse.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/b...
Look, there are a lot of characters, but if you can keep up with Marvel you can keep up with the Luba/Fritz-verse.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/b...
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I missed that @samthielman.com wrote a great piece about the genius Gilbert Hernandez for the NYTimes!
Look, there are a lot of characters, but if you can keep up with Marvel you can keep up with the Luba/Fritz-verse.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/b...
Look, there are a lot of characters, but if you can keep up with Marvel you can keep up with the Luba/Fritz-verse.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/b...
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Now I gotta poop out food I ate? That’s just too much
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Now I gotta poop out food I ate? That’s just too much
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This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
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This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Walking down the street with Willow, belting the lyrics to the Sesame Street Pinball Counting Song, and singing” 1–2–3–FOUR, FIVE–6–7–8–NINE, TEN-ELEVEN, TWELVE doot doodoodoot doo doo” out loud b/c it’s the end of the work week and I’ve finally regained control of my life.
youtu.be/JZshZp-cxKg?...
youtu.be/JZshZp-cxKg?...
Sesame Street: 12 And Pinball Animation
YouTube video by Sesame Street
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Walking down the street with Willow, belting the lyrics to the Sesame Street Pinball Counting Song, and singing” 1–2–3–FOUR, FIVE–6–7–8–NINE, TEN-ELEVEN, TWELVE doot doodoodoot doo doo” out loud b/c it’s the end of the work week and I’ve finally regained control of my life.
youtu.be/JZshZp-cxKg?...
youtu.be/JZshZp-cxKg?...
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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I like to imagine that this is how people who put ketchup on steak have to eat and live
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I like to imagine that this is how people who put ketchup on steak have to eat and live
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Happy Halloween on this October 31st, 2025. 🎃💖💀
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Happy Halloween on this October 31st, 2025. 🎃💖💀
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