Jason Malinowski
jmalinowski.bsky.social
Jason Malinowski
@jmalinowski.bsky.social
MD does the rural medicine plays the bass guitar
oh FFS I'm stealing that
ME: It's a show about an oversharing private detective

PRODUCER: Keep talking

ME: called Magnum TMI

HIM: Get out
May 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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mimes can't use "hey siri" and i think that's even sadder than the vampire thing
April 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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gonna go on record as saying i don’t like it that the sentient m&ms are eating the non sentient m&ms
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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If it helps anyone, the answers to the eye test are Better, Better, Worse, Same, Same, Better, Same in that order.
December 27, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
December 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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saw a space station pass through the sky last night which was cool but what was not cool was that I saw a guy looking out of one of the windows and he mouthed “nerd” at me
December 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Monty Python would like a word lol
December 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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PSA: The black plastic utensils story is a classic example of something that happens often: unsupportable scientific results communicated in popular media. This case was author error but recent headlines about processed food & colon cancer are from data that didn’t look at processed food consumption
December 16, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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employer: your resume says you were once the principal dancer in the Spandau Ballet?

me: this much is true
December 13, 2024 at 4:50 AM
LOL #bluesky roasted!
December 2, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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despite their name, homies don’t have to come to your house to hang out, you can take them other places
November 29, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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The two genres of starter packs are “piss goblin pals” and “data statistics and economists from the school of London”
November 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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WARNING: The Fifth Element, despite its name, is not a documentary about boron.
November 17, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Announcing hockey playing arena music because why not
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM
November 11, 2024 at 12:30 AM
YAS
So excited for the new medsky ppl

Please follow *everyone* you can clear it out later but the fire has to start first. Don't expect to see the content you want....look for the people you want.
November 8, 2024 at 12:21 AM
if you know me, you know #ruralmedicinerocks
November 8, 2024 at 12:17 AM
genuinely lol'd
August 22, 2023 at 8:06 PM
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cats have gotten much smaller since then
August 21, 2023 at 2:51 AM