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Jjengar
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PhD need to thaw the brain exercise the pen cook dinner do the laundry & CLEAN THE TOILET (that’s a metaphor)
Kids gone now
Oldies too 😢 damn Covid 😞😷
PlanetNerd Shrink
Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿
(same name on the dying bird and extinct elephant)
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Yep, this!

High-quality masking slows transmission because the virus has fewer hosts to jump to for viral replication. It’s basic science, but people forget how effective it still is.

#COVIDisNotOver #COVIDisAirborne #MaskUp😷

Source: x.com/helenaddy/st...
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Hey remember when Marama got told off for breaching the cabinet manual by "promoting Whittakers chocolate"?
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Cats are in the pantry, ready to feast on seafood. By Jan van Kessel the younger (great-great-grandson of Pieter Bruegel) whose day is today.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Abundance of fruit, plus monkeys, squirrel, & guinea pigs. All the animals are alive because it's Jan van Kessel II's pantry, and today is his day.
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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In other flower news. Waiheke Pohutukawa say it’s on! #raumati #summer
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Rudolph the Well Hung reindeer. Had a very girthy schlong
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it’s far too long
rudolph the red wait what reindeer
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I have one hollyhock flower almost blooming . Gaura is so pretty when it flowers… love the move🇳🇿🌱
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Some options from this awesome place. #SecretSantaAoNZ
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
THIS is good 👍
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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National has spent more on me to send this leaflet telling me I should be grateful, than they have in the last year on things that actually benefit my family, because I am not a landlord. Instead they give my taxes to industries actively trying to kill me, like tobacco and fossil fuels.

#nzpol
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Excellent idea.
Now have to retrieve the screwed up thing out of my dirty rubbish bin 💀📩

Oh, what a fitting metaphor!
Freepost it back to them!
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Similar problems with the evangelicals who are ministers in NZ’s government.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
They’re doing to America what they did to Christianity | Bill McKibben
Trump’s wrecking-ball approach to America has a precedent: the evangelical perversion of Jesus’s message of radical love to one of hate and aggression
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Monday morning, 24 November, from Okitu Beach, Aotearoa / New Zealand.

Kia pai to rā / Have a good day ☀️
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Mr Leo helping out with the gardening this arvo… 🦁🌿🌺
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Hi #SecretSantaAoNZ Santas! If your giftee likes cats, I'm willing to label your outer packaging as "from Santa" and send direct. I can gift-wrap it and include short notes or print a letter from you.

Just reply to your confirmation email and let me know. 15% off til 30 Nov!

#nzpets
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katsnip.nz
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The Key Government actually cut contributions to 2% and suspended contributions to the NZ superannuation Fund (Cullen Fund)

National also canned Labour's compulsory superannuation in 1975, if we kept that we'd have been a wealthy country
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Who cut the $1000 Kickstarter? National
Who reduced the minimum contribution to 3%? National
Who reduced the member tax credit from $1040 to $521? National
Who then reduced the same member tax credit from $521 to $260.72? National.

Don't believe National on Kiwisaver.
#nzpol
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The tiny but mighty Azalea #Bonsai is nearly smothered in flower now.
🇳🇿🌱
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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A parliament full of people as good as this would be bloody great
I’m delighted to announce I'm standing as the Labour candidate in Wellington Bays/Rongotai in 2026. I'm thrilled to fight for better jobs, housing, and health services in our community. Look in the bio to donate, volunteer, and help us deliver a better government next year.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Smash or Pass?

Coconut Snow Mint Mojito Mocktail | 🧑‍🍳Chef Zouheir FB 🍽️
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Yum! Always looking for delish mocktail ideas - cheers 😋
Coconut Snow Mint Mojito Mocktail Recipe

Ingredients:
1 cup coconut milk (chilled)
3 tbsp freshly squeezed lime juice
1 tbsp lime zest
10–12 fresh mint leaves
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Great names.
Huckle and Razz, the Berry brothers.
#cats
#orangecats
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM