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Area man.
Sam Stubbs out here really working the head and shaft while not forgetting the balls.

Literally one thing ever that’s pro-KS and now they're the kings? OK dude.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
lmao so the building designers have to get insurance and the consumer has to buy building insurance, but the lazy crooked tradie who half-arse builds the leaky house has to...nothing?

penk still a moron too stupid to understand how insulation works
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hey remember when Marama got told off for breaching the cabinet manual by "promoting Whittakers chocolate"?
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oh so whatever discount rate is actually meaningless cos National is just gunna build what National wants regardless of the "rubber stamp" exercise? Cool.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
All those rail shutdowns in Auckland because Kiwirail had shit untouched since the lines were built? "Only in NZ!" Yeah, about that...
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Simply the dumbest motherfucker
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How are AirNZ shoving diversity policies in your face, Bruce? They hire some ethnics? Lady pilots? Gosh.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Reposted by Kris B
In the interests of balance this para should be given equal time in ANY media coverage of this Govt’s social housing *plans *
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Andrew Little in centrist dipshit shocker.
The Andrew Little situation strongly implies he just confidently assumed he could manage Chung fine, and put zero thought into it beyond that.

Which means he also just assumed Tory Whanau was doing a bad job when he could cruise through.

And that's disrespectful/racist/sexist as shit. #nzpol
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
HAHAHAHAHA so long Golden Mile upgrade

www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
Wellington’s controversial Golden Mile paused for review
Only the Greens wanted to push on, even after news of another cost blowout.
www.thepost.co.nz
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is one of the worst parts. Gold plated 4 lane separated motorways connecting no one to no one. Many of these RONS carry fewer vehicles per day than many pretty mid suburban Auckland roads. Not even arterials.

The regions deserve safe, stable connections, but overkill is gunna bankrupt us.
I think user pays is a silly philosophy for infrastructure in general but if New Zealand has nowhere near the traffic volumes to fund these roads then…why do we need these roads?
Hard choices lie ahead, Bishop says, as he explains funding the $56 billion in motorways promised by the Government would require a nearly 50c per litre lift in petrol taxes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Would just one journo please ask Winston to his face "you're paying more for worse boats, are you stupid?"
So we are paying $46m more for smaller ferries that will be delivered 4-5 years later than IREX, but still have no idea on port-side costs apart from NACT1 continuing the Kiwi-way tradition of do absolutely minimum rather than properly invest in a 100 year asset....
New Cook Strait ferries won't cost more than $2b, Rail Minister vows
Peters says taxpayers have saved $2.3 billion while still getting the ferries and infrastructure they want.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
As a reminder:
"Thompson wrote and starred in Sense and Sensibility (1995), for which she won the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay—making her the only person in history to win Oscars for both acting and writing"

But y'know, chirp in, Word.
Yeah. What Emma Thompson said.
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This fucking stupid fuckwit, thinks she can lecture other fucking people on the economic vandalism of ripping up deals? What a gaslighting piece of shit.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Crooked Bish lmao. GPS says no fuckin bridge bud, that means you get no fuckin bridge.

Oh, it's "critical" is it? Tough shit, Hutt gets what it voted for.
NEW: Chris Bishop used housing money to fund a bridge in his electorate his own Govt had killed off.

Officials were against the move and Labour say he shouldn’t have been anywhere near the decision.

www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Chris Bishop diverts Kāinga Ora money to fund a bridge in his electorate
Officials warned against the use of housing funds for bridge building but Bishop says it was a “pragmatic choice”.
www.thepost.co.nz
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Kris B
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Reposted by Kris B
Behind the scenes of one of the biggest weeks in news I can remember
The truth came out this week
But not on its own
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Party of business, adults in charge, etc etc
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the problem of some dudes not having enough trillions of dollars
Evergreen.
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
What other laws do you habitually flout Maurice? Are you incapable of maintaining a legal speed? Should you hand in your licence?
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"It's about the cones!"
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
dumberer than fuck
“Upgrade station access”… but you can’t actually access the station unless you’re in a car.😖

What gives, NZTA?🤨

Pedestrian access was clearly shown in earlier planning docs—but now there‘s “no space”? Is this removing footpaths to add more turning lanes? Or what?
www.gets.govt.nz/NZTAHNO/Exte...
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Fuck up Heather you despicable victim blaming piece of shit.
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM