Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
I'm sorry, I don't work here.
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yes. treat them the way every guy does when a woman says she likes sports.
All these right wing chodes have mistresses and cannot name all the commandments, reporters, please, just... ask them to name the commandments. All 10. Do thine jobs.
June 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
yes. treat them the way every guy does when a woman says she likes sports.
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I think it would be funny if Jews lobbied to use these requirements to get schools to also display the 613 mitzvot.
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Louisiana becomes the first state to require that the Ten Commandments be displayed in public school classrooms.
June 19, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I think it would be funny if Jews lobbied to use these requirements to get schools to also display the 613 mitzvot.
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Gone home to glory for Juneteenth. Rest in power to the 🐐
June 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Gone home to glory for Juneteenth. Rest in power to the 🐐
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Ladies and Gentleman of the jury I may not be one of these big city lawyers here with their big fancy city college degrees but as a simple small town lawyer comprised of multiple crows under a trench coat there's a thing or two I know about murder
October 21, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Ladies and Gentleman of the jury I may not be one of these big city lawyers here with their big fancy city college degrees but as a simple small town lawyer comprised of multiple crows under a trench coat there's a thing or two I know about murder
What a surprise.
Pastor Robert Morris resigns from Gateway Church after child sex abuse allegation
Pastor Robert Morris resigns from Gateway Church after child sex abuse allegation
Pastor Robert Morris had admitted to “inappropriate sexual behavior with a young lady.” Church elders say they weren’t told the age of the person involved.
www.nbcnews.com
June 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
What a surprise.
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I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.
June 18, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.
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This is such maniac shit. Can you imagine spending all that money and time going to med school just to throw it all away for Chris fucking Rufo.
The internet remembers. This is what you will be remembered for. You lost everything because you got mad online.
The internet remembers. This is what you will be remembered for. You lost everything because you got mad online.
READ THE INDICTMENT of Dr. Eithan Haim, who DOJ has charged with four counts of violating HIPAA by leaking stolen patient records from Texas Children's Hospital to Chris Rufo to attack gender-affirming care www.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
June 18, 2024 at 6:02 AM
This is such maniac shit. Can you imagine spending all that money and time going to med school just to throw it all away for Chris fucking Rufo.
The internet remembers. This is what you will be remembered for. You lost everything because you got mad online.
The internet remembers. This is what you will be remembered for. You lost everything because you got mad online.
Quoteskeet with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist(s) in the Alt text.
June 14, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Quoteskeet with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist(s) in the Alt text.
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🎶 birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let’s do it
let’s fall down a well 🎶
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let’s do it
let’s fall down a well 🎶
June 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
🎶 birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let’s do it
let’s fall down a well 🎶
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let’s do it
let’s fall down a well 🎶
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A rare good day. Please enjoy one of the worst Americans of all-time getting what he deserves.
Alex Jones was ordered to liquidate his personal assets Friday, as a bankruptcy judge was still considering forcing him to sell his far-right website InfoWars to begin paying the roughly $1.5 billion in damages he owes for claiming the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting was a hoax.
Alex Jones ordered to sell personal assets as InfoWars’ fate hangs in balance
Courts have awarded Sandy Hook families nearly $1.5 billion in damages against Jones, who used his platform to peddle conspiracies about the school shooting.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 14, 2024 at 8:26 PM
A rare good day. Please enjoy one of the worst Americans of all-time getting what he deserves.
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Sometimes you meet someone and it’s just... like destiny. You know right away you just want to spend the rest of your life as far away from them as humanly possible.
May 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Sometimes you meet someone and it’s just... like destiny. You know right away you just want to spend the rest of your life as far away from them as humanly possible.
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Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.
June 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.
This just in: Donald Trump doesn't understand how anything works, other than self-promotion.
I am begging the GOP to run on a platform of "rich people will pay zero taxes and a bottle of ginger ale now costs $12." BEGGING.
...no... not like this
June 13, 2024 at 8:58 PM
This just in: Donald Trump doesn't understand how anything works, other than self-promotion.
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Not like anyone cares but neither do I
June 13, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Not like anyone cares but neither do I
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“I don’t have to answer to anybody” is disqualifying for any position of power
Here's Alito whining about ProPublica. He is asked why all the media attacks. The right answer to this question, ESPECIALLY for a justice, is: it's their obligations to ask questions, and being the object of their scrutiny comes with my job.
Period.
Instead, Alito goes on about how unfair it is.
Period.
Instead, Alito goes on about how unfair it is.
Alito Caught on Tape Whining His Corruption Was Exposed
The Supreme Court justice accused ProPublica of unfairly targeting him and Clarence Thomas.
newrepublic.com
June 12, 2024 at 7:22 PM
“I don’t have to answer to anybody” is disqualifying for any position of power
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You don't fucking say
www.axios.com/2024/06/01/s...
www.axios.com/2024/06/01/s...
Study: Same-sex marriage in 20 years had no negative effects
Two decades after Massachusetts' first same-sex marriage licenses, advocates worry its under attack.
www.axios.com
June 2, 2024 at 11:28 PM
You don't fucking say
www.axios.com/2024/06/01/s...
www.axios.com/2024/06/01/s...
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***SPOILER ALERT***
If you're behind on the reading (which is totally okay!) do not read this. I've been waiting for this day. 🔩
Yes, a spoiler alert for a novel that's over 200 years old. Yes.
If you're behind on the reading (which is totally okay!) do not read this. I've been waiting for this day. 🔩
Yes, a spoiler alert for a novel that's over 200 years old. Yes.
June 12, 2024 at 6:35 PM
***SPOILER ALERT***
If you're behind on the reading (which is totally okay!) do not read this. I've been waiting for this day. 🔩
Yes, a spoiler alert for a novel that's over 200 years old. Yes.
If you're behind on the reading (which is totally okay!) do not read this. I've been waiting for this day. 🔩
Yes, a spoiler alert for a novel that's over 200 years old. Yes.
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Thank God I was never cool, I’d probably be terrible on cocaine
June 13, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Thank God I was never cool, I’d probably be terrible on cocaine
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“Mom, you’re embarrassing me!”
“Be quiet, Justin. I’m trying to find you a new daddy.”
“Be quiet, Justin. I’m trying to find you a new daddy.”
June 13, 2024 at 4:20 PM
“Mom, you’re embarrassing me!”
“Be quiet, Justin. I’m trying to find you a new daddy.”
“Be quiet, Justin. I’m trying to find you a new daddy.”
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Excuse me sir, are you the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine or are you just happy to see me
June 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Excuse me sir, are you the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine or are you just happy to see me
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will no one think of my mortal coil
June 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
will no one think of my mortal coil
It's really embarrassing.
June 13, 2024 at 2:18 PM
It's really embarrassing.
"Nah, I'm OK to drive."
June 13, 2024 at 2:17 PM
"Nah, I'm OK to drive."