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Democracy dies in dampness
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Democracy dies in dampness
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*Foo Fighters song comes on the car radio*
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
*Foo Fighters song comes on the car radio*
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
The karmic law of the tangled web. It’s possible the next insect you come across is a reincarnation spending its short life paying some old lies back.
Be nicer and tell the truth! -The Universe
Be nicer and tell the truth! -The Universe
"Every lie creates a debt to the truth." -- Craig Mazin, "Chernobyl."
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The karmic law of the tangled web. It’s possible the next insect you come across is a reincarnation spending its short life paying some old lies back.
Be nicer and tell the truth! -The Universe
Be nicer and tell the truth! -The Universe
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This is not today. This is not today. 🫣
A big snake came out of the cave. “Hello lunch,” said the snake when he saw Frog and Toad. He opened his wide mouth.
Frog and Toad jumped away.
Frog and Toad jumped away.
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is not today. This is not today. 🫣
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The fascist right doesn’t believe that American Jews belong in America. They want us to live in our own ethno-state—not here.
People like Zohran believe America is a multiracial democracy in which everyone should belong.
It’s insane the latter is treated as antisemitism.
People like Zohran believe America is a multiracial democracy in which everyone should belong.
It’s insane the latter is treated as antisemitism.
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The fascist right doesn’t believe that American Jews belong in America. They want us to live in our own ethno-state—not here.
People like Zohran believe America is a multiracial democracy in which everyone should belong.
It’s insane the latter is treated as antisemitism.
People like Zohran believe America is a multiracial democracy in which everyone should belong.
It’s insane the latter is treated as antisemitism.
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It's rage inducing to see over and over what happens when power is given to middle intelligence high racist quotient, low critical thinking ability white cowards who never question their own knowledge and ability, or that of the people in charge.
But he just looks like an absolute tool here.
But he just looks like an absolute tool here.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's rage inducing to see over and over what happens when power is given to middle intelligence high racist quotient, low critical thinking ability white cowards who never question their own knowledge and ability, or that of the people in charge.
But he just looks like an absolute tool here.
But he just looks like an absolute tool here.
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Sean: You and your boss openly hate most Americans, so it should come as no surprise that your otherwise laudable message (“be nice”) has everyone proclaiming their own future assholery instead. That is a measure not of our own nature, but of yours. Messengers and moral high ground matter A LOT.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sean: You and your boss openly hate most Americans, so it should come as no surprise that your otherwise laudable message (“be nice”) has everyone proclaiming their own future assholery instead. That is a measure not of our own nature, but of yours. Messengers and moral high ground matter A LOT.
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Finland ❤️ northern light
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Finland ❤️ northern light
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“The worst ten day period *so far*!”
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“The worst ten day period *so far*!”
Author of my new favorite housework metaphor, thank you! I feel both important and powerful. And seen. 🥹
I manifested order amongst the chaos of my local Universe.
(I folded some clothes and loaded the dishwasher.)
(I folded some clothes and loaded the dishwasher.)
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Author of my new favorite housework metaphor, thank you! I feel both important and powerful. And seen. 🥹
In that time DJT would not have come within 100 miles of political power. He inherited his father’s reputation and further tarnished it as a slum lord, a liar, a coward and a cheat. They’d cut him out of society and MAYBE his grandchildren would be invited to a low-level function 50 years later -
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
In that time DJT would not have come within 100 miles of political power. He inherited his father’s reputation and further tarnished it as a slum lord, a liar, a coward and a cheat. They’d cut him out of society and MAYBE his grandchildren would be invited to a low-level function 50 years later -
Women have done A LOT in the past few decades to stop state- and corp-sponsored misogyny. The fact that every man in the nation with a wife, a daughter, a mom wants to throw this disgusting meatball right out of this plane is proof. The fact that this didn’t happen is proof there’s work to be done.
Why did not a single male reporter who were standing next to the president and the female reporter he called "piggy" say a word to the president about this and call him out then and there? Those who keep quiet in these moments are part of the problem.
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Women have done A LOT in the past few decades to stop state- and corp-sponsored misogyny. The fact that every man in the nation with a wife, a daughter, a mom wants to throw this disgusting meatball right out of this plane is proof. The fact that this didn’t happen is proof there’s work to be done.
Women have done A LOT in the past few decades to stop state- and corp-sponsored misogyny. The fact that every man in the nation with a wife, a daughter, a mom wants to throw this disgusting meatball right out of this plane is proof. The fact that this didn’t happen is proof there’s work to be done.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Women have done A LOT in the past few decades to stop state- and corp-sponsored misogyny. The fact that every man in the nation with a wife, a daughter, a mom wants to throw this disgusting meatball right out of this plane is proof. The fact that this didn’t happen is proof there’s work to be done.
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140 characters was the death of expertise. 😞
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
140 characters was the death of expertise. 😞
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Health insurance is the ONLY reason I’m neither homeless nor paralyzed: In Sept I went to the ortho for neck pain. -> MRI -> End of Oct I had urgent neck surgery to reshape the vertebrae pressing on my spinal cord. I am so blessed! (And I shouldn’t need to feel blessed to have health insurance. 🤬)
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Health insurance is the ONLY reason I’m neither homeless nor paralyzed: In Sept I went to the ortho for neck pain. -> MRI -> End of Oct I had urgent neck surgery to reshape the vertebrae pressing on my spinal cord. I am so blessed! (And I shouldn’t need to feel blessed to have health insurance. 🤬)
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When nature takes him, as it takes us all, perhaps his entire obituary will simply read “quiet, piggy”
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
When nature takes him, as it takes us all, perhaps his entire obituary will simply read “quiet, piggy”
Me: C’mon bros we here playing on story mode and still keep having to load old saves. 😭
If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me: C’mon bros we here playing on story mode and still keep having to load old saves. 😭
You had me at “inter-cameral subtext” 🫖☕️😍and I will do my best to slip that tour-de-force of phraseology into casual conversation before week’s end.
A somewhat funny inter-cameral subtext to Thune absolutely screwing Johnson on ths Epstein bill after having screwed him on the CR with its comically corrupt payout to 8 members of the Senate R caucus.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You had me at “inter-cameral subtext” 🫖☕️😍and I will do my best to slip that tour-de-force of phraseology into casual conversation before week’s end.
The D.H.S. racists calculated that one severely ill man stabbing an immigrant woman on a train would be enough to gin up the local support for their hate crimes. But Charlotte is a really modern, multicultural and generally safe place, not the bigoted backwater the feds were hoping for. (HA!)
Despite 🍆🥔 labeling immigrants as criminals and insane people and vowing to get rid of all the criminals, you still endorsed him for president.
Not once during the presidential campaign did you speak up against this, so why now? Is it because you've seen polling?
Not once during the presidential campaign did you speak up against this, so why now? Is it because you've seen polling?
GOP Rep. Salazar: "Talking about Charlotte -- 200 people in 48 hours were arrested. 70% of them did not have a criminal record according to DHS. That's a mistake ... do not touch the lady who has been here for 10, 20 years contributing to the economy ... that is why those people are protesting"
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The D.H.S. racists calculated that one severely ill man stabbing an immigrant woman on a train would be enough to gin up the local support for their hate crimes. But Charlotte is a really modern, multicultural and generally safe place, not the bigoted backwater the feds were hoping for. (HA!)
I imagine that most of us have women in our lives who’ve been demeaned, attacked, or harassed by powerful men in their place of business. This in addition to the horrific video (the enclosed space, the finger-pointing, the menace in his voice) that should haunt every GOP official forever.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I imagine that most of us have women in our lives who’ve been demeaned, attacked, or harassed by powerful men in their place of business. This in addition to the horrific video (the enclosed space, the finger-pointing, the menace in his voice) that should haunt every GOP official forever.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”
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November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM