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@jeremykanter.bsky.social
i do all my own stunts. sports nonsense here, design nonsense at @jeremykanter.com. (he/him)
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· Nov 15
THE GR8 CHASE
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i made a spreadsheet to project when ovi might pass gretzky based on his current season scoring pace, his career scoring pace, or his scoring pace from the last three seasons. in case anyone else is, you know, trying to plan their entire life around his milestone.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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They keep asking me to take cognitive tests every couple months because I'm so good at them, they want to see if I can beat my high score
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
They keep asking me to take cognitive tests every couple months because I'm so good at them, they want to see if I can beat my high score
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
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Every Democrat should be an ICE abolitionist.
None of this “we all agree you need to come here legally” or “we all agree the immigration system needs reform.” Fuck focus groups and polls.
Inform the public of these atrocities and shift the Overton window to a presumption of equality for everyone.
None of this “we all agree you need to come here legally” or “we all agree the immigration system needs reform.” Fuck focus groups and polls.
Inform the public of these atrocities and shift the Overton window to a presumption of equality for everyone.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Every Democrat should be an ICE abolitionist.
None of this “we all agree you need to come here legally” or “we all agree the immigration system needs reform.” Fuck focus groups and polls.
Inform the public of these atrocities and shift the Overton window to a presumption of equality for everyone.
None of this “we all agree you need to come here legally” or “we all agree the immigration system needs reform.” Fuck focus groups and polls.
Inform the public of these atrocities and shift the Overton window to a presumption of equality for everyone.
the bare minimum platform i expect of every democratic candidate going forward:
- medicare for all
- abolish ice
- make offsides reviews in all sports illegal
- medicare for all
- abolish ice
- make offsides reviews in all sports illegal
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the bare minimum platform i expect of every democratic candidate going forward:
- medicare for all
- abolish ice
- make offsides reviews in all sports illegal
- medicare for all
- abolish ice
- make offsides reviews in all sports illegal
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
duhaime going on a three-game goal streak after doing this is basically the most on-brand caps thing ever
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
duhaime going on a three-game goal streak after doing this is basically the most on-brand caps thing ever
your biological age is how old you act plus how old your back feels plus how old your bowels feel divided by three
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
your biological age is how old you act plus how old your back feels plus how old your bowels feel divided by three
mcdavid put off getting a raise for two years for this
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
mcdavid put off getting a raise for two years for this
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Read this thread. This is what @katmabu.bsky.social was protesting, and why she repeatedly says getting beaten up by ICE outside is nothing compared to the torture and crimes being committed inside Broadview. These thugs must be held to account.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Read this thread. This is what @katmabu.bsky.social was protesting, and why she repeatedly says getting beaten up by ICE outside is nothing compared to the torture and crimes being committed inside Broadview. These thugs must be held to account.
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there's a lot of new music I want to check out today if my loved ones would just stop fucking talking to me
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
there's a lot of new music I want to check out today if my loved ones would just stop fucking talking to me
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Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
Mamdani has won more votes than there are people in South Dakota.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
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Looking at you UPMC.
At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Looking at you UPMC.
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Dick Cheney dying on this particular morning is really quite a good tone setter
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Dick Cheney dying on this particular morning is really quite a good tone setter
“do you see mamdani as the future of the democratic party?”
jeffries: *29 seconds of screeching modem noises*
jeffries: *29 seconds of screeching modem noises*
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“do you see mamdani as the future of the democratic party?”
jeffries: *29 seconds of screeching modem noises*
jeffries: *29 seconds of screeching modem noises*
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their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
going between your own legs *and* the defender’s legs is absolutely insane
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
going between your own legs *and* the defender’s legs is absolutely insane
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
![screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t2bjwvguncd35fna7ruckjtw/bafkreiczbp37nmuosnvgyrbv3nfdxupczam3ezjeri5cpio36htjuyiisy@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
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The best time to abolish ICE would have been in 2021. The next best time is if we win in 2028. At this point, any Democrat unwilling to abolish ICE must be drummed out of the primary.
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The best time to abolish ICE would have been in 2021. The next best time is if we win in 2028. At this point, any Democrat unwilling to abolish ICE must be drummed out of the primary.
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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