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@jeremykanter.bsky.social
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i do all my own stunts. sports nonsense here, design nonsense at @jeremykanter.com. (he/him)
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Ovechkin sitting in the locker room after a game. The caption reads “Selke I need it.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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duhaime going on a three-game goal streak after doing this is basically the most on-brand caps thing ever
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I still from “Jurassic Park” of Ian Malcolm counting on his fingers.
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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A brown tabby kitten laying in a ray of sunshine at the foot of a bed.
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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we had a rogue burger king in pittsburgh for a while and it had one of the greatest yelp reviews i’ve ever seen
A review that reads: “I'll never forget eating my fries and coming to a ball of pubic hair at the bottom of the fry container. Since that day, I will never eat at this location. It was the grossest thing in my life.” (3 stars)
October 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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martin odegaard telling arteta he’s good to stay on
The Black Knight from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail,” looking up at King Arthur with no arms or legs.
October 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The ocean. A whale’s tail is sticking out of the water and a small group of birds flies overhead. A closeup of the top of the Golden Gate Bridge through a slight fog. A classic Volkswagen Beetle with a two-tone black and blue color scheme and a small rectangular checkerboard decal on at an angle on the hood, parked on a San Francisco street. A long San Francisco street extends towards downtown. Electric bus cables cross the street overhead.
September 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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actually the rapture is happening today at 5:45 at pier stage but i won’t be there because they put them at the same time as 2manydjs/erol alkan
A screenshot of the Portola Music Festival app showing conflicting set times for The Rapture and 2manydjs/Erol Alkan
September 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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BIG LICK
August 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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A brown tabby kitten shoving open the bedroom blinds to look outside first thing in the morning.
August 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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🤔
A table showing that Christian Nørgaard and Noni Madueke are both Pisces suns and Aquarius moons.
July 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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unfortunately her brother is also perfect
A closeup of a tuxedo kitten asleep peacefully in a chair. A closeup of the feet of a tuxedo kitten asleep in a chair. His tail is draped elegantly over his legs.
July 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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look at this perfect specimen
A brown tabby kitten lying at the top of stairs, looking straight at the camera.
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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plum convenience, what reason does your sign have to go this hard?
A road sign for Plum Convenience which for some reason features a turning stallion and blue and yellow racing stripes.
July 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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i have discovered the ultimate amazon private label brand
An Amazon item listing for a "KUNTEC 1/4-inch Drive Click Torque Wrench 20-200 Inch-Pound." It costs $20.99 and there is one left in stock.
July 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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this is a hell of a thing for co-star to be sending me right before mars and wildwood
A notification of a horoscope that reads, “Don’t judge your bad behavioral patterns. Get to know them.”
June 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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sharing all of the panthers content with my non-hockey friend and you know what, she gets it
A text message that says “Crowdsufer Marchand, gallon champagne hose Marchand, water fake out Marchand it's like a barbie world but Brad”
June 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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i wonder if anyone has posted the anton khudobin sweat lodge picture to bluesky yet
Former NHL goaltender Anton Khudobin in a Russian sweat lodge. He is shirtless, sweaty, and probably drunk. He is staring at the camera and holding a full stein of beer in one hand and a tray of crawfish in the other. On the wooden table in front of him are three full steins of beer, one nearly empty stein of beer, one completely empty stein of beer, a tv remote, another plate of crawfish, an ashtray full of cigarette butts, and three tins of snus. On the wall behind him is a painting of three men in a sauna holding steins of beer and plant fronds, which they are presumably using as fans. One of them is playing an accordion.
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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happy seventh anniversary to the greatest moment in the history of sports
June 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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A brown tabby kitten lying on a windowsill.
June 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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you’re not gonna believe this, but i recently saw the original in real life
A white Toyota SUV with the license plate “HOTDOGS.”
June 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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every morning i wake up to some version of this nonsense
A tuxedo kitten lying on a bedroom windowsill, using one of his hind legs to prop the blinds open, letting light into the otherwise dark room. He’s staring directly at the camera as he does this.
May 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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this is seth jarvis
May 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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A vintage Volkswagen microbus parked on a city street in front of a brick building with graffiti.
May 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM