jenny
@jenny-dreadful.bsky.social
Reposted by jenny
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
Reposted by jenny
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
has trump simply had to schmooze and suck up to the mayor of nyc so many times that it’s just a total reflex lmao
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
has trump simply had to schmooze and suck up to the mayor of nyc so many times that it’s just a total reflex lmao
Reposted by jenny
Predator movies in the 80s: come on boys. Let’s kill the Predator.
Predator movies today: the Predator’s family is toxic. Luckily all these freaky little guys have his back. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Predator movies today: the Predator’s family is toxic. Luckily all these freaky little guys have his back. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Predator movies in the 80s: come on boys. Let’s kill the Predator.
Predator movies today: the Predator’s family is toxic. Luckily all these freaky little guys have his back. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Predator movies today: the Predator’s family is toxic. Luckily all these freaky little guys have his back. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Reposted by jenny
Autocorrect got me good today. Changed "Thanks so much" to "thanks slick" in a work email, so now people think I talk like Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Autocorrect got me good today. Changed "Thanks so much" to "thanks slick" in a work email, so now people think I talk like Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.
Reposted by jenny
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
Reposted by jenny
I like when you register for a website and then it takes you to a login page instead of just signing you in. That’s right, good point, I might not have wanted to log in right now. Maybe I signed up today so I could log in sometime, some other day.
September 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I like when you register for a website and then it takes you to a login page instead of just signing you in. That’s right, good point, I might not have wanted to log in right now. Maybe I signed up today so I could log in sometime, some other day.
Reposted by jenny
malarkey on the rise. tracking a serious increase in flimflam and baloney.
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
malarkey on the rise. tracking a serious increase in flimflam and baloney.
Reposted by jenny
Gonna kick back and spend the afternoon solving a hard-boiled period mystery on the holodeck. Sure there’s an ion storm going on, but it’s probably fine. I won’t be trapped in there or anything.
August 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Gonna kick back and spend the afternoon solving a hard-boiled period mystery on the holodeck. Sure there’s an ion storm going on, but it’s probably fine. I won’t be trapped in there or anything.
Reposted by jenny
Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
April 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
drop the midtown assassination track hozyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i know u got one
December 11, 2024 at 9:00 PM
drop the midtown assassination track hozyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i know u got one
oh you know
If you were a world famous assassin whose name and social media just got revealed, what take of yours would people find to declare you ideologically incoherent?
December 11, 2024 at 7:46 PM
oh you know
generally i think the attitude of “just google it” is unhelpful for multiple reasons and, honestly, antisocial, but Sometimes somebody really does ask you smth that’s like. ok are you gonna start asking me for the time instead of looking at your wristwatch, too?
December 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
generally i think the attitude of “just google it” is unhelpful for multiple reasons and, honestly, antisocial, but Sometimes somebody really does ask you smth that’s like. ok are you gonna start asking me for the time instead of looking at your wristwatch, too?
you know the guy who wrote that book is having a GREAT day
December 6, 2024 at 12:14 AM
you know the guy who wrote that book is having a GREAT day
Reposted by jenny
Oh, to be a jolly pink shack perched atop abandoned and crumbling industrial architecture
September 1, 2023 at 9:42 AM
Oh, to be a jolly pink shack perched atop abandoned and crumbling industrial architecture
brought something up today in therapy which i’ve been chickening out of talking about ever since i started going again. please clap
November 12, 2024 at 9:48 AM
brought something up today in therapy which i’ve been chickening out of talking about ever since i started going again. please clap
Reposted by jenny
Hello bluesky, filmsky, whatever. Here is my review of Longlegs. youtu.be/kqZO0RwdGxg
Longlegs: Who Cares About Mr. Downstairs?
YouTube video by The Eternal Night Show
youtu.be
August 31, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Hello bluesky, filmsky, whatever. Here is my review of Longlegs. youtu.be/kqZO0RwdGxg
don’t sell me a candle that’s too wide for its wick, jack
August 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
don’t sell me a candle that’s too wide for its wick, jack
Reposted by jenny
Editor: We need a drawing of a young Tarzan reading a bunch of books.
Burne Hogarth: I got you, bro.
Burne Hogarth: I got you, bro.
January 4, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Editor: We need a drawing of a young Tarzan reading a bunch of books.
Burne Hogarth: I got you, bro.
Burne Hogarth: I got you, bro.
Reposted by jenny
Hi all. My computer's screen is cracked, and it's getting worse by the day. It's a $500 repair, and since rent's due I can't put anything towards it at the moment. If you can chip in or help spread the word I'd greatly appreciate it.
streamelements.com/thecountvonc...
streamelements.com/thecountvonc...
August 1, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Hi all. My computer's screen is cracked, and it's getting worse by the day. It's a $500 repair, and since rent's due I can't put anything towards it at the moment. If you can chip in or help spread the word I'd greatly appreciate it.
streamelements.com/thecountvonc...
streamelements.com/thecountvonc...
Reposted by jenny
Remember, you don’t have to watch the debate. You can just as easily watch the episode of Columbo where he talks at length about how he likes his wife thick as fuck.
June 28, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Remember, you don’t have to watch the debate. You can just as easily watch the episode of Columbo where he talks at length about how he likes his wife thick as fuck.
Reposted by jenny
peter thiel becoming visibly less motivated and successful as a bag of my blood drains into his arm
May 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
peter thiel becoming visibly less motivated and successful as a bag of my blood drains into his arm
Reposted by jenny
Reposted by jenny
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
April 29, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever