Jellicoe Cats
@jellicoe-cats.bsky.social
Jellicoe Cats get confused at night,
When the High Seas Fleet is nowhere in sight,
Come Jellicoe Cats, come one, come all,
Come Jellicoe Cats to the High Seas Brawl.
When the High Seas Fleet is nowhere in sight,
Come Jellicoe Cats, come one, come all,
Come Jellicoe Cats to the High Seas Brawl.
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Jellicoe Cats
@jellicoe-cats.bsky.social
· Jul 11
This is Jellicoe Cats daughter, I am very saddened to announce my father’s tragic passing. This account will unfortunately no longer be active but thank you to everyone who engaged in witty banter with my dad and made him happy. May he rest in peace, I’ll certainly miss him.
This is Jellicoe Cats daughter, I am very saddened to announce my father’s tragic passing. This account will unfortunately no longer be active but thank you to everyone who engaged in witty banter with my dad and made him happy. May he rest in peace, I’ll certainly miss him.
July 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is Jellicoe Cats daughter, I am very saddened to announce my father’s tragic passing. This account will unfortunately no longer be active but thank you to everyone who engaged in witty banter with my dad and made him happy. May he rest in peace, I’ll certainly miss him.
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Just going to consult this reference book, “The Consequences of Pursuing Godlike Power,” by The Entire Canon of World Literature
June 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just going to consult this reference book, “The Consequences of Pursuing Godlike Power,” by The Entire Canon of World Literature
🎶I see a blue screen and I want to paint it black…🎶
Windows' infamous 'blue screen of death' will soon turn black
Nearly every Windows user has had a run-in with the infamous “Blue Screen of Death” at some point in their computing life.
apnews.com
June 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
🎶I see a blue screen and I want to paint it black…🎶
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I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
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“Zohran the Destroyer will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Durring the rectification….”
June 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Zohran the Destroyer will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Durring the rectification….”
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Some super miracolous news: The Mechwarrior 2 music by Gregory Alpers has been excavated from an old DAT tape thanks to Xeen Music / Andrew Harrington and the album features unused music, beta versions, and much more. It's such a huge gem. You can grab it here: xeenmusic.bandcamp.com/album/mechwa...
MechWarrior 2: 31st Century Combat - Gregory Alper Tracks, by Gregory Alper
41 track album
xeenmusic.bandcamp.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Some super miracolous news: The Mechwarrior 2 music by Gregory Alpers has been excavated from an old DAT tape thanks to Xeen Music / Andrew Harrington and the album features unused music, beta versions, and much more. It's such a huge gem. You can grab it here: xeenmusic.bandcamp.com/album/mechwa...
I ❤️ NYC so much this week.
Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!
June 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I ❤️ NYC so much this week.
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Behold: the Cybertruck of corsets
Wedding dress costs $9 mill and they could’ve just had my mom’s old curtains for one mill. Haha suckers
June 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Behold: the Cybertruck of corsets
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Deporting children of military veterans because they were born on an overseas military base.
This man has no citizenship now.
This man has no citizenship now.
Texas Man Born to U.S. Soldier on U.S. Army Base Abroad Deported
He has no citizenship to any country, despite SCOTUS case
www.austinchronicle.com
June 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Deporting children of military veterans because they were born on an overseas military base.
This man has no citizenship now.
This man has no citizenship now.
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Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
June 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
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Honestly if this thing was born on my farm I’d call an exorcist.
The Indonesian black chicken, rarest most expensive breed of chicken in the world, iLamborghini chicken, the price of its eggs can reach $2500. Everything in this chicken is black, its feathers, beak, tongue, nails, its flesh, eggs & bones. As for his blood, it is dark red, which tends to black.
June 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Honestly if this thing was born on my farm I’d call an exorcist.
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He screamed. He cursed. He harassed.
I reported him.
The result?
He stayed at the Eastman School of Music. I got expelled.
#rochester #uofr #everbetter #meliora #urochesterresearch #rochesterbound #thisisROC #AcademicSky #EduSky #MeToo #highered #musicsky #musiciansky
I reported him.
The result?
He stayed at the Eastman School of Music. I got expelled.
#rochester #uofr #everbetter #meliora #urochesterresearch #rochesterbound #thisisROC #AcademicSky #EduSky #MeToo #highered #musicsky #musiciansky
He Got A Slap on the Wrist. I Got Expelled.
Excerpts from my Eastman complaint to the New York State Division of Human Rights—submitted under penalty of perjury.
open.substack.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
He screamed. He cursed. He harassed.
I reported him.
The result?
He stayed at the Eastman School of Music. I got expelled.
#rochester #uofr #everbetter #meliora #urochesterresearch #rochesterbound #thisisROC #AcademicSky #EduSky #MeToo #highered #musicsky #musiciansky
I reported him.
The result?
He stayed at the Eastman School of Music. I got expelled.
#rochester #uofr #everbetter #meliora #urochesterresearch #rochesterbound #thisisROC #AcademicSky #EduSky #MeToo #highered #musicsky #musiciansky
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
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The Army Transformation Initiative is basically just Leroy Jenkins-ing into modernization
Gonna just stick “goddammit Leroy” on my whiteboard
Gonna just stick “goddammit Leroy” on my whiteboard
June 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Army Transformation Initiative is basically just Leroy Jenkins-ing into modernization
Gonna just stick “goddammit Leroy” on my whiteboard
Gonna just stick “goddammit Leroy” on my whiteboard
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Yep, still suspect SpaceX is spending 1/10th of the investors money on just enough rocket stuff to look convincing and the other 9/10ths of blackjack, hookers, bitcoin and blow.
One of the SpaceX fan cams caught a crane collapse at Starbase in Texas. This kind of thing only happens from a completely unacceptable safety culture failure and I'd be shocked if there wasn't a death here
June 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Yep, still suspect SpaceX is spending 1/10th of the investors money on just enough rocket stuff to look convincing and the other 9/10ths of blackjack, hookers, bitcoin and blow.
God, please forgive me. I realize now should have punched these IZOD shirt wearing assholes more often than I did. Mostly I just didn’t want to get thrown out of the bar.
mea culpa,
mea culpa,
mea máxima culpa.
mea culpa,
mea culpa,
mea máxima culpa.
And age. From an analysis standpoint it’s impressive how clean the splits are. Very clear trends on age, race, education, income:
June 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
God, please forgive me. I realize now should have punched these IZOD shirt wearing assholes more often than I did. Mostly I just didn’t want to get thrown out of the bar.
mea culpa,
mea culpa,
mea máxima culpa.
mea culpa,
mea culpa,
mea máxima culpa.
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Hot take: people should be able to call the police to verify if they think they’re being kidnapped by men in masks who won’t identify themselves in unmarked cars without it being a “resisting” crime
June 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hot take: people should be able to call the police to verify if they think they’re being kidnapped by men in masks who won’t identify themselves in unmarked cars without it being a “resisting” crime
The heat index for my hour and a half commute home was over 101°F today and the AC in my car is not getting fixed until Friday. I didn’t think to save the cup and measure the volume but my gut feeling is that the large Arby’s lemonade has gone from 48 oz. last time I got one down to 24 oz.
June 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The heat index for my hour and a half commute home was over 101°F today and the AC in my car is not getting fixed until Friday. I didn’t think to save the cup and measure the volume but my gut feeling is that the large Arby’s lemonade has gone from 48 oz. last time I got one down to 24 oz.
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I think the heat just cooked the Weather Channel’s Action Recommendation AI.
June 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think the heat just cooked the Weather Channel’s Action Recommendation AI.
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Everyone needs to start reporting ICE agents are Iranian sleeper cells.
June 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Everyone needs to start reporting ICE agents are Iranian sleeper cells.
The tipoff was when he started talking about cornering the mithril market.
June 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The tipoff was when he started talking about cornering the mithril market.
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ICE has imprisoned the wife of a Marine veteran who was still breastfeeding a 3-month-old baby because her *mother* failed to attend a hearing in 2018 apnews.com/article/ice-...
ICE detains Marine Corps veteran's wife who was still breastfeeding their baby
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers detained the wife of a Marine Corps veteran in Louisiana during a routine immigration appointment in New Orleans.
apnews.com
June 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ICE has imprisoned the wife of a Marine veteran who was still breastfeeding a 3-month-old baby because her *mother* failed to attend a hearing in 2018 apnews.com/article/ice-...