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Jellicoe Cats get confused at night,
When the High Seas Fleet is nowhere in sight,
Come Jellicoe Cats, come one, come all,
Come Jellicoe Cats to the High Seas Brawl.
I think the heat just cooked the Weather Channel’s Action Recommendation AI.
June 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you see this post a Byrd.
June 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Later that night…
June 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
…this is who runs this account…
June 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Describe your favourite movie in the most misleading way possible.

Ernst Blofeld rides a horse while I drink beer and eat Chinese food.
June 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
See a doctor, post a doctor.
May 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
May 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m trying to translate this into American. Okay I got that a bonnet is the hood of a car and not an old school woman’s hat your daughter was inexplicably wearing. Is an L plate the English equivalent of a magnetic Student Driver sign?
May 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
May 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@alexchurchill.bsky.social Speaking of which, do we have a US release date for Ring of Fire yet? Somehow I don’t think this is it.
May 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Nevermind airplanes you'd accept as a bribe.

What about ones you'd regard as a threat?
May 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
May 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“Okay, I admit it. I didn’t read the Terms of Service. Now get me out of this thing!”
May 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ladies and gentleman I give you…
May 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
May 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@fenrisgames.com Okay I know I’m very Warhammer 40k adjacent and not fully up on all the lore but my daughter just texted me this from college. Is this a solid take?
May 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Where were YOU during the great Bluesky outage of 2025
April 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
April 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Not a cereal but I did eat them for breakfast.
March 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I mean does this thing need nipple rings, probably not and yet…
March 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
God, even time you look at your phone since Trump was inaugurated his cabinet has been like…
March 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
March 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If you try call Charles Schumer’s Rochester senatorial office the call currently fails. I think so many angry people are trying to call him they are overloaded that phone exchange.
March 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?” - Mark 8:36
February 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@nightvaleradio.bsky.social I’m glad I bought my daughter a Nightvale T-shirt for Christmas instead of this. Some of her friends parents were not as far sighted.
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM