Sam (not Scott)
@samnotscott.bsky.social
3x Jeopardy champion, 2x cancer survivor, father to a child with cystic fibrosis. Wife is smarter and funnier than me.
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Sam (not Scott)
@samnotscott.bsky.social
· Dec 23
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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Fatherhood is humbling. My child has decided to call me “Milky Boy”
February 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Fatherhood is humbling. My child has decided to call me “Milky Boy”
*searches for pancakes on facebook*
Facebook home page:
Facebook home page:
Pancakes!!!!! - Cabin Fever
YouTube video by saladbowl32
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February 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
*searches for pancakes on facebook*
Facebook home page:
Facebook home page:
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To kick this off: everyone who crows about German technological superiority should explain how the Allies could develop 6 different 4-engine bombers (3 US, 3 UK) and the Germans couldn’t even develop one
February 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
To kick this off: everyone who crows about German technological superiority should explain how the Allies could develop 6 different 4-engine bombers (3 US, 3 UK) and the Germans couldn’t even develop one
Good news everybody, Tulsa is getting an IKEA!
February 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Good news everybody, Tulsa is getting an IKEA!
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We are so thrilled to announce we have ensnared Hayden Pedigo: man, myth, master of disguise; un-picker, finger-picker, absurdist, perfectionist, and occasional politician, with an unorthodox recording contract.
📸Sarah Cass
📸Sarah Cass
February 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
We are so thrilled to announce we have ensnared Hayden Pedigo: man, myth, master of disguise; un-picker, finger-picker, absurdist, perfectionist, and occasional politician, with an unorthodox recording contract.
📸Sarah Cass
📸Sarah Cass
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Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff
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jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.
Freshman-year English, we’re passing the time playing hangman. It’s my turn for a puzzle. I do ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Nobody solves it. I have to explain it. Everyone looks at me as if my nose fell off. One guy breaks the silence by asking me if I’ve ever watched Star Trek.
Nobody solves it. I have to explain it. Everyone looks at me as if my nose fell off. One guy breaks the silence by asking me if I’ve ever watched Star Trek.
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Freshman-year English, we’re passing the time playing hangman. It’s my turn for a puzzle. I do ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Nobody solves it. I have to explain it. Everyone looks at me as if my nose fell off. One guy breaks the silence by asking me if I’ve ever watched Star Trek.
Nobody solves it. I have to explain it. Everyone looks at me as if my nose fell off. One guy breaks the silence by asking me if I’ve ever watched Star Trek.
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The interview with Talarico has been posted to YouTube: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 12:08 PM
The interview with Talarico has been posted to YouTube: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A
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Always loved this ending. Farewell, Robert Duvall.
THX 1138 ending scene (English, Full HD)
YouTube video by tyhjyydesta
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Always loved this ending. Farewell, Robert Duvall.
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CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
April 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
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I think they should put territory on the line at the Olympics
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I think they should put territory on the line at the Olympics
Holy hot damn what a great early gift!
THE BARKLEY MARATHONS HAVE STARTED.
This is by far their earliest start ever.
Racers have 60 hours to do five 20-mile laps through the Blue Ridge Mountains.
This is by far their earliest start ever.
Racers have 60 hours to do five 20-mile laps through the Blue Ridge Mountains.
After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Holy hot damn what a great early gift!
Hey Californians, don’t forget to put missiles next the fireplace for the ayatollah
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Hey Californians, don’t forget to put missiles next the fireplace for the ayatollah
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Imagine the prize if it were for a Leisure Suit Larry game
Diablo IV PC cooled with real human blood is still going strong two years later, says guy who won it
aftermath.site/diablo-iv-bl...
aftermath.site/diablo-iv-bl...
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Imagine the prize if it were for a Leisure Suit Larry game
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Chris Paul back in May: “I will forever be grateful to this [OKC] fanbase, to the people here, to the guys on the team that was here when I was here — These fans, this is my extended family.”
Talked about how he started his career & won ROTY here, & then returned years later.
Talked about how he started his career & won ROTY here, & then returned years later.
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Chris Paul back in May: “I will forever be grateful to this [OKC] fanbase, to the people here, to the guys on the team that was here when I was here — These fans, this is my extended family.”
Talked about how he started his career & won ROTY here, & then returned years later.
Talked about how he started his career & won ROTY here, & then returned years later.
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The story of professional basketball in Oklahoma City can’t be told without Chris Paul.
From his Rookie of the Year for the OKC Hornets in 05/06 to returning 14 years later & the magical 19/20 Thunder season.
An all-time great. Thank you, CP. A legend in this city forever.
From his Rookie of the Year for the OKC Hornets in 05/06 to returning 14 years later & the magical 19/20 Thunder season.
An all-time great. Thank you, CP. A legend in this city forever.
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The story of professional basketball in Oklahoma City can’t be told without Chris Paul.
From his Rookie of the Year for the OKC Hornets in 05/06 to returning 14 years later & the magical 19/20 Thunder season.
An all-time great. Thank you, CP. A legend in this city forever.
From his Rookie of the Year for the OKC Hornets in 05/06 to returning 14 years later & the magical 19/20 Thunder season.
An all-time great. Thank you, CP. A legend in this city forever.
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People are asking me who the left would support and my answer is this:
the election is two years away, we DO NOT HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.
the election is two years away, we DO NOT HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
People are asking me who the left would support and my answer is this:
the election is two years away, we DO NOT HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.
the election is two years away, we DO NOT HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.
Doxxy McDoxxface
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Doxxy McDoxxface
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first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed