Sam (not Scott)
@samnotscott.bsky.social
3x Jeopardy champion, 2x cancer survivor, father to a child with cystic fibrosis. Wife is smarter and funnier than me.
Okay but imagine Daffy Duck looking like this and saying “Carcosa”
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Okay but imagine Daffy Duck looking like this and saying “Carcosa”
Here’s one for you: David Cronenberg in the Tom Arnold vehicle The Stupids.
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Here’s one for you: David Cronenberg in the Tom Arnold vehicle The Stupids.
Wait until you see Graham Platner’s back tattoo:
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Wait until you see Graham Platner’s back tattoo:
Entitled goons?
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Entitled goons?
Anyway here’s an image of Snoopy brushing his teeth
October 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Anyway here’s an image of Snoopy brushing his teeth
Because he eats like this
September 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Because he eats like this
Here’s a picture of Tulsa creating their mascot:
September 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Here’s a picture of Tulsa creating their mascot:
The grill in question:
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The grill in question:
The gundam in question
July 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The gundam in question
“Zohran the Destroyer will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Durring the rectification….”
June 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Zohran the Destroyer will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Durring the rectification….”
Best I can do, sorry:
June 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Best I can do, sorry:
I think my all-time favorite internet reply was in reference to the original PS3 controller. A guy said he’d buy the console but toss the controller out the window.
Someone replied that he better watch out because it would fly right back through the window and hit him in the head.
Someone replied that he better watch out because it would fly right back through the window and hit him in the head.
May 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think my all-time favorite internet reply was in reference to the original PS3 controller. A guy said he’d buy the console but toss the controller out the window.
Someone replied that he better watch out because it would fly right back through the window and hit him in the head.
Someone replied that he better watch out because it would fly right back through the window and hit him in the head.
If you ever meet Pete Holmes, ask him to yell the name of this store:
May 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If you ever meet Pete Holmes, ask him to yell the name of this store:
Please, Mr. 3000 was my father’s name. Also he was a baseball player:
May 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Please, Mr. 3000 was my father’s name. Also he was a baseball player:
Me, a writer for the paper of record: is this a Nazi?
April 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Me, a writer for the paper of record: is this a Nazi?
Look at me, I’m the prime minister of Ireland!
March 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Look at me, I’m the prime minister of Ireland!
Got my hands on a rare video game:
March 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Got my hands on a rare video game:
