We need a CFP Bean Bowl

Who’s immediately?

Outsiders don’t understand, you’re literally taught and told to do that.

Alicia Silverstone is gonna hook him up

I believe he said he had to go cum!

Sooners have actually done alt unis so you’d think they’d pull them out for these games.

*One time*

Dangnabbit

Every once in a while I would get mad about that one guy I went up against a Cross X guy in a Lincoln Douglas tournament and how big of an asshole he was, until I remembered it was over twenty years ago and I’m a father with a full-time job.

You may find yourself
Behind a large offensive line

Okay but imagine Daffy Duck looking like this and saying “Carcosa”

Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

this happened! this is a thing that happened!

This definitely isn’t the attitude of a movement where the membership numbers are going up

Everything’s political don’t you know that