Jeff Lembeck
@jefflembeck.com
Seattle sports fan, sneaker collector, punches keys for a living, enjoys bread and making dad jokes
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There is another path for you, and it is the band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and reading dense non-fiction books about how notable bridges were built
if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Kierkegaard scholar instead of joining fringe online communities
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There is another path for you, and it is the band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and reading dense non-fiction books about how notable bridges were built
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I have eaten dozens of Seattle dogs and never in my life have I seen one served with jalapenos or cabbage. It's cream cheese, caramelized onions, Sriracha. Maybe green onions. Also, they absolutely fuck
May 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I have eaten dozens of Seattle dogs and never in my life have I seen one served with jalapenos or cabbage. It's cream cheese, caramelized onions, Sriracha. Maybe green onions. Also, they absolutely fuck
I have the pair on the left. They not only go insanely hard, but they are a top tier comfortable shoe and I’ve put hundreds of miles on them
It brings me no pleasure to announce that the Frank Lloyd Wright Foundation New Balances go exceptionally hard
May 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have the pair on the left. They not only go insanely hard, but they are a top tier comfortable shoe and I’ve put hundreds of miles on them
I loved this.
We're living through the Who Cares Era, where completely disposable things are shoddily produced for people to mostly ignore, while the government stomps its uncaring boot on our necks. But there's an easy way to fight back: Care.
I wrote about it: dansinker.com/posts/2025-0...
I wrote about it: dansinker.com/posts/2025-0...
May 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I loved this.
Holy shit. The choke sign!!
May 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Holy shit. The choke sign!!
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Love to see the President of the United States have another world leader into the Oval Office and show him email forwards. So cool!
May 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Love to see the President of the United States have another world leader into the Oval Office and show him email forwards. So cool!
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I got two tickets to the Rilo Kiley show at Red Rocks tomorrow before they announced their NYC shows and I would be happy to find them a good home for super cheap with someone who lives in Colorado. I can't use them on account of not being in Colorado!
May 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I got two tickets to the Rilo Kiley show at Red Rocks tomorrow before they announced their NYC shows and I would be happy to find them a good home for super cheap with someone who lives in Colorado. I can't use them on account of not being in Colorado!
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i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect
I hate this for so many reasons, but my pettiest one is knowing that everyone knows that FedEx is the shitty option.
I’d send a letter or package with literally every competitor first.
I’d send a letter or package with literally every competitor first.
The U.S. Postal Service's governing board has named David Steiner, a board member of USPS competitor FedEx, to be the next postmaster general following the controversial term of Louis DeJoy.
David Steiner of FedEx is tapped to be the U.S. Postal Service's new leader
The U.S. Postal Service's governing board has named David Steiner, a board member of USPS competitor FedEx, to be the next postmaster general following the controversial term of Louis DeJoy.
www.npr.org
May 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I hate this for so many reasons, but my pettiest one is knowing that everyone knows that FedEx is the shitty option.
I’d send a letter or package with literally every competitor first.
I’d send a letter or package with literally every competitor first.
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As with FDR's Fireside Chats in days gone by, all of America comes together on Sunday nights to read posts where the President of the United States is like "due to 'you know what' and Incidents pertaining to your favorite President (Me!), Hugh Jackman is as of this moment Null and Void in AMERICA."
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
As with FDR's Fireside Chats in days gone by, all of America comes together on Sunday nights to read posts where the President of the United States is like "due to 'you know what' and Incidents pertaining to your favorite President (Me!), Hugh Jackman is as of this moment Null and Void in AMERICA."
Shooting this out there again.
Are there any period trackers for teen/preteens that are privacy safe?
May 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Shooting this out there again.
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So just to recap, the Transportation Secretary is scared shitless of public transport. The Education Secretary is being sued for enabling child sex abuse. The Health Secretary is bringing back measles. And the Defense Secretary is texting classified war plans to the editor in chief of the Atlantic
That would be Secretary of Education Linda McMahon who's being sued for aiding and abetting systemic child molestation, just to be clear
Amended complaint has been filed in the ring boys sexual abuse lawsuit against WWE, TKO, Vince McMahon, and Linda McMahon. Three new plaintiffs have joined the original five, one of which accuses Pat Patterson of also participating in the abuse.
PDF link: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
PDF link: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
April 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So just to recap, the Transportation Secretary is scared shitless of public transport. The Education Secretary is being sued for enabling child sex abuse. The Health Secretary is bringing back measles. And the Defense Secretary is texting classified war plans to the editor in chief of the Atlantic
Are there any period trackers for teen/preteens that are privacy safe?
April 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Are there any period trackers for teen/preteens that are privacy safe?
I can’t think of anybody I’d trust more to do this.
April 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I can’t think of anybody I’d trust more to do this.
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we're doing the thing unbreaking.org
Unbreaking — How the administration is breaking the government, and what that means for all of us.
Unbreaking — How the administration is breaking the government, and what that means for all of us.
unbreaking.org
April 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
we're doing the thing unbreaking.org
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Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.
April 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.
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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
April 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
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Seeing this chart just as Isee a quote from Musk saying fully autonomous self-driving will be ready this year.
April 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Seeing this chart just as Isee a quote from Musk saying fully autonomous self-driving will be ready this year.
After these last earnings, TSLA has a P/E of what? 230?
That’s a memecoin, not a company.
That’s a memecoin, not a company.
"The company reported a $409 million profit for the first quarter of 2025, down 71% year-over-year. It also sold $595 million in regulatory credits, meaning without those, it would have slipped back into the red for the first time in years."
techcrunch.com/storyline/te...
techcrunch.com/storyline/te...
Tesla Q1 earnings live updates: Profits take a hit, trade war uncertainty, and cheaper models on track
Tesla earnings day is here, and boy oh boy, this one could be a doozy. In the past several months, one of the world’s largest EV makers has seen its market share fall. That’s partly because of increas...
techcrunch.com
April 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
After these last earnings, TSLA has a P/E of what? 230?
That’s a memecoin, not a company.
That’s a memecoin, not a company.
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This, to me, is the most obvious messaging opportunity *ever* for Democrats. Chuck Schumer should be on the ground in Arkansas within 24 hours and Democrats in both houses of Congress should be filing measures to provide federal funds to assist in recovery efforts. Force Republicans to say no.
After 14 tornadoes in 2 days Arkansas is asking for federal assistance — but Trump is saying no. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This, to me, is the most obvious messaging opportunity *ever* for Democrats. Chuck Schumer should be on the ground in Arkansas within 24 hours and Democrats in both houses of Congress should be filing measures to provide federal funds to assist in recovery efforts. Force Republicans to say no.
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Larry David writing a NYT guest essay as a man having dinner with Hitler, just to roast Bill Maher as a smug, self-important clown, is the stuff of comedy legend.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/o...
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Larry David writing a NYT guest essay as a man having dinner with Hitler, just to roast Bill Maher as a smug, self-important clown, is the stuff of comedy legend.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/o...
In a hotel in Kyoto where the shower/bath is bigger than most bathrooms I have had in my life.
This is excellent. I don’t ever want to leave
This is excellent. I don’t ever want to leave
April 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
In a hotel in Kyoto where the shower/bath is bigger than most bathrooms I have had in my life.
This is excellent. I don’t ever want to leave
This is excellent. I don’t ever want to leave
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i think i speak for most americans when i say i hate anyone who is so stupid that he makes me care about treasury bonds
April 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i think i speak for most americans when i say i hate anyone who is so stupid that he makes me care about treasury bonds
About 6 years ago, I gave the best talk I’ve ever given at @jsheroes.io
Today, I just found this stack of notes from people that the organizers had collected while rifling around before a trip.
What a wonderful reminder of a really great adventure.
Today, I just found this stack of notes from people that the organizers had collected while rifling around before a trip.
What a wonderful reminder of a really great adventure.
April 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
About 6 years ago, I gave the best talk I’ve ever given at @jsheroes.io
Today, I just found this stack of notes from people that the organizers had collected while rifling around before a trip.
What a wonderful reminder of a really great adventure.
Today, I just found this stack of notes from people that the organizers had collected while rifling around before a trip.
What a wonderful reminder of a really great adventure.