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@jasper33.bsky.social
Just passing through, cat daddy, and, oh yea, it appears we may be more than a few tweaks away from being a healthy society
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“I feel like that went well” -President Insane Moron

I can’t remember who tweeted this like 8 years ago but it’s evergreen. Also I want to die.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Today’s reminder that Alan Dershowitz is vile AF
Arguing that an Article II contingent election is not really an "election," that's the good stuff. Founders really didn't appreciate the bullshit people would try to pull with their language www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
Exclusive | Trump Told by Alan Dershowitz Constitutionality of Third Term Is Unclear
Trump’s former lawyer presented him with his forthcoming book that concludes the Constitution is ambiguous on the question.
www.wsj.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
For those that are unaware, we are already in a recession and have been for several months.
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social The thing about the Wiles interview, sir, is that it reveals she’s just not very smart or intuitive. She may be an efficient functionary, but she’s not a strategist.
She keeps the trains running, but that’s basically it.
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Oh, you mean TPUSA’s Andrew Kolvet who was interviewed by the NYTimes’s Ross Douthat THIS WEEK where he talked about how much he cares about fact-based, non-conspiratorial media and Ross didn’t challenge him at all on that assertion?
Brown University released a statement about a Palestinian student that's being smeared online as the shooting suspect.

Not going to share his post because it includes the student's personal info but one of those spreading this harmful rumor was the spokesperson for Turning Point USA, Andrew Kolvet.
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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They're calling it "the worst moment to log into Bluesky"
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tis the season to be jolly
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
School vouchers have been a complete disaster here in AZ.
Fraud is rampant and they are mainly benefiting the rich
Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it faced hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state programs and projects last year.

(Published July 2024)
School Vouchers Were Supposed to Save Taxpayer Money. Instead They Blew a Massive Hole in Arizona’s Budget.
Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, has spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it’s now facing hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state program...
www.propublica.org
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It sucks to reach the age where you can predict how humans will process virtually every situation. It often doesn’t end well.
a man in armor stands in front of a fire with the words " you have chosen poorly "
ALT: a man in armor stands in front of a fire with the words " you have chosen poorly "
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The ravenous, all-consuming narcissism that has rotted the mind of this man requires that every event, every tragedy, every circumstance be ultimately about him. Others in the world do not exist as fully human; they operate only to validate Donald Trump. This is a gross display of mental illness.
Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer were murdered. This is how Trump decided to respond.
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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The President of the United States is a despicable human being.
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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This is an absolutely wonderful thread about a scene in the Princess Bride.

In honor of the late great Rob Reiner and this glorious thread, and because I am unfortunately sicker today than I was yesterday, I will re-watch the Princess Bride today
As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.

Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!

[BIG ASS THREAD]
a man reading a book to a young boy
Alt: a man reading a book to a young boy
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Sound familiar?
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Eggnog is vile
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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People get so pissy when I speak out against breeding, as if I'm being pointlessly mean and grumpy about their favorite color or clothing brand. Cats are not colors. They are not clothing. They are sentient creatures who should not have to suffer for human convenience or aesthetic preferences.
🔍NEW STUDY highlights the welfare challenges facing purebred cats in the UK and presents a new framework that encourages an evidence-based perspective.

🔗 Read the full press release: https://ow.ly/qAIk50XyNlj

🔗 Read the open access paper in Animal Welfare: https://ow.ly/QO3n50XyWro
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is….insane
It's not just social media. Looks like visitors to the US from Europe and other countries that are part of the visa waiver program will have to submit an enormous amount of data about themselves and their families, including DNA, if proposed new rules are accepted
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
-Quit listening to celebrities about ANYTHING
-Quit voting for the scions of dynastic political families
-Quit watching cable news networks
-Quit TikTok and Instagram and if you’re still on Facebook have yourself lobotomized

Thank you for your attention to this matter
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me. Are you FUCKING kidding me?
Here's what some of the new National Park Service passes will look like, starting Jan 1
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM