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Potatoes mainly. Lurker 👀.

Pōneke, Aotearoa
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I wrote about the fake account blowup on X this weekend. A genuine post-truth nightmare and proof that these companies have polluted their platforms so thoroughly and traded reality for profit that they've undermined the very idea of what the internet is supposed to be.
That MAGA Account Might Be a Troll From Pakistan
How X blew up its own platform with a new location feature
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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The last few hours have proven 2 terrible things. First, the US and Russian governments are so close that the US government takes large parts of Russian proposals and passes them off as their own, and second that some people are so desperate to exonerate Trump that they act like this a good thing.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Reading about Trump backstabbing MTG.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Vance: Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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We're doing Woke 2 and MeThree
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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First they came for AWS
And I did not speak out
Because Canvas was down and that was fine by me.

Then they came for Cloudflare
And I did not speak out
Because I didn't need the textbook website.

Then they came for GitHub
And there were no more internet services
For me to use to get work done.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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My working theory is now that she tried to seduce Joe Biden and he politely turned her down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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New Episode! As Cook and company begin to make their way down the west coast of the North Island they look for a place to stop and careen the ship. What they find is a place that Cook will return to again and again. historyaotearoa.com/2025/11/16/1...
179 – Tōtaranui
As Cook and company begin to make their way down the west coast of the North Island they look for a place to stop and careen the ship. What they find is a place that Cook will return to again and a…
historyaotearoa.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny

t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Covering the right-wing digital ecosystem requires a very specialized kind of reporting
www.garbageday.email/p/climbing-t...
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The existence of pet peeves implies the existence of wild, undomesticated peeves
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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In 1066 minarchist monarch William the Conquerer defeated Communist Harold Godwinson at the Battle of Hastings, ending Godwinson’s failing Marxist policy of having names with Æ in them
Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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After many years I'm coming around to T20 as a format, but it's still way too long for casual viewing. Solution: Cut each innings to 10 overs and bring in one hand, one bounce catches. Also you can get the batsman out by hitting him with a throw. If it's a tie, a quiz round with a Chaser
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Queen can move anywhere
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Hilarious baseball news clippings from the 1860s.
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM