Jade Van Kley
@backlinenurse.bsky.social
RN usually working in non-nursey places.
Featured in Cosmopolitan, The Tennessean, and No Depression.
Now working on secret stuff. ⚖️
she/her
Nashville
Featured in Cosmopolitan, The Tennessean, and No Depression.
Now working on secret stuff. ⚖️
she/her
Nashville
Pinned
in light of recent events i have decided to become evil
Can I go to bed. It’s been night time since at least noon and my tummy hurts. But I’m doing CBT for insomnia and my therapist said if I go to bed before 11 she’d frame me for murder
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can I go to bed. It’s been night time since at least noon and my tummy hurts. But I’m doing CBT for insomnia and my therapist said if I go to bed before 11 she’d frame me for murder
I’ve pivoted to video bc I forgot how to read :(
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ve pivoted to video bc I forgot how to read :(
Heads up Nashville
4:15p / New Severe Thunderstorm Warning for the northern half of WillCo. and the southern half of Davidson - straight-line winds up to 60mph and hail up to 1.5". Those thinking about making their PM commute should highly consider postponing the drive. We are live on YT: buff.ly/fLesGzT
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Heads up Nashville
coming clean. i hate the sun.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
coming clean. i hate the sun.
I’m back on TikTok basically just to make videos about my various Wikipedia rabbit holes because my loved ones are sick of me and if I can’t talk about them I’ll die. Here’s one about Rube Waddell.
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m back on TikTok basically just to make videos about my various Wikipedia rabbit holes because my loved ones are sick of me and if I can’t talk about them I’ll die. Here’s one about Rube Waddell.
starting to think My Morning Jacket spent one million dollars on targeted ads specifically to me bc Jesus Christ. ENOUGH
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
starting to think My Morning Jacket spent one million dollars on targeted ads specifically to me bc Jesus Christ. ENOUGH
[the second a plant enters my care]
me: :)
plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die
me: :)
plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[the second a plant enters my care]
me: :)
plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die
me: :)
plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die
sorry but I’m obsessed with Marcus the worm
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October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
sorry but I’m obsessed with Marcus the worm
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i have to give credit to @backlinenurse.bsky.social thats her baby Luna on the left!
October 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
i have to give credit to @backlinenurse.bsky.social thats her baby Luna on the left!
Check out that jab!!! They’ve been doing this for about 5 minutes and Shelley keeps losing even though she has every advantage in this configuration.
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Check out that jab!!! They’ve been doing this for about 5 minutes and Shelley keeps losing even though she has every advantage in this configuration.
Is she smiling??? This is so off-brand for her!!!
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Is she smiling??? This is so off-brand for her!!!
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I was just watching a video on Facebook of a news report about a factory that exploded near here (geriatric sentence I know) and in the middle of the video, it cut to an ad that was literal actual hardcore porn. What the actual fucking ass motherfucking fuck is going on in this internet. fuck
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I was just watching a video on Facebook of a news report about a factory that exploded near here (geriatric sentence I know) and in the middle of the video, it cut to an ad that was literal actual hardcore porn. What the actual fucking ass motherfucking fuck is going on in this internet. fuck
Dad wanted to watch the Cardi B trial because I kept talking about it so he FaceTimed me to help him find it on YouTube
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Dad wanted to watch the Cardi B trial because I kept talking about it so he FaceTimed me to help him find it on YouTube
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Oh you just figured out Johnny Cash was cool? The guy who famously performed for a prison and dressed in all black? Well CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL oh wait I guess that does make sense
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oh you just figured out Johnny Cash was cool? The guy who famously performed for a prison and dressed in all black? Well CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL oh wait I guess that does make sense
I promise you won’t guess what this is replying to
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I promise you won’t guess what this is replying to
dudes rly be wanting a manic pixie dream girl til they realize your mania is clinical
October 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
dudes rly be wanting a manic pixie dream girl til they realize your mania is clinical
It’s so cute when my apple watch tells me I’ve reached my activity goal for the day while I’m actively lying in bed. Like hey guys it seems like she tried her best we should just let her have this one.
October 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s so cute when my apple watch tells me I’ve reached my activity goal for the day while I’m actively lying in bed. Like hey guys it seems like she tried her best we should just let her have this one.
Coyote. But nobody is a tourist in eastern South Dakota, so :(
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Coyote. But nobody is a tourist in eastern South Dakota, so :(
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Refinding @backlinenurse.bsky.social through a tiktok of her cat that has resting "just learned my husband died at sea" face and being like "I RECOGNIZE THAT CAT FROM TWITTER!"
October 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Refinding @backlinenurse.bsky.social through a tiktok of her cat that has resting "just learned my husband died at sea" face and being like "I RECOGNIZE THAT CAT FROM TWITTER!"
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my friend got sued for some good ole fashioned legal shitposting, please consider donating what you can
also, having followed the docket closely: @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social is a great lawyer
also, having followed the docket closely: @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social is a great lawyer
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
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September 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
my friend got sued for some good ole fashioned legal shitposting, please consider donating what you can
also, having followed the docket closely: @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social is a great lawyer
also, having followed the docket closely: @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social is a great lawyer
my gut health is so in shambles right now that I just opened uber eats and typed in “vegetable”
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
my gut health is so in shambles right now that I just opened uber eats and typed in “vegetable”
I hate NFL in Europe games. I know Europe is not the reason that the Vikings suck ass right now. But at least they could suck ass closer to home? Idk lol I woke up like 4 minutes ago and they’re already losing to fucking Cleveland in London. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I hate NFL in Europe games. I know Europe is not the reason that the Vikings suck ass right now. But at least they could suck ass closer to home? Idk lol I woke up like 4 minutes ago and they’re already losing to fucking Cleveland in London. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
I am begging Instagram ads to stop trying to figure out what kind of boob problems I have. I didn’t know I had tiddy problems. I’ve just been comfortably ambivalent about them. But now I realize that everyone’s cans are incorrect and I am disgusting.
October 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am begging Instagram ads to stop trying to figure out what kind of boob problems I have. I didn’t know I had tiddy problems. I’ve just been comfortably ambivalent about them. But now I realize that everyone’s cans are incorrect and I am disgusting.