Jade Van Kley
@backlinenurse.bsky.social
RN usually working in non-nursey places.
Featured in Cosmopolitan, The Tennessean, and No Depression.
Now working on secret stuff. ⚖️
she/her
Nashville
Featured in Cosmopolitan, The Tennessean, and No Depression.
Now working on secret stuff. ⚖️
she/her
Nashville
Pinned
in light of recent events i have decided to become evil
I can’t keep up with all of the fresh horrors each day but that’s the point isn’t it
January 31, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I can’t keep up with all of the fresh horrors each day but that’s the point isn’t it
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you expanded my vocabulary indubitably with words such as the following:
Dirigible
Pettifogging
Testudine
Bombilating
Frippet
Balatron
Chockablock
Perigrination
Callipygian
Habilimented
Peccadillo
Prestidigitator
Dirigible
Pettifogging
Testudine
Bombilating
Frippet
Balatron
Chockablock
Perigrination
Callipygian
Habilimented
Peccadillo
Prestidigitator
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you expanded my vocabulary indubitably with words such as the following:
Dirigible
Pettifogging
Testudine
Bombilating
Frippet
Balatron
Chockablock
Perigrination
Callipygian
Habilimented
Peccadillo
Prestidigitator
Dirigible
Pettifogging
Testudine
Bombilating
Frippet
Balatron
Chockablock
Perigrination
Callipygian
Habilimented
Peccadillo
Prestidigitator
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
Today is one of those days I regret learning how to read
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Today is one of those days I regret learning how to read
Alex Pretti was a nurse in
Minneapolis, like I was in 2020. He worked at the VA as a federal employee, like I did in 2020. He was doing today what all of us who were able did in 2020 - helping neighbors in a terrifying but important time in history while the world was watching. (1/?)
Minneapolis, like I was in 2020. He worked at the VA as a federal employee, like I did in 2020. He was doing today what all of us who were able did in 2020 - helping neighbors in a terrifying but important time in history while the world was watching. (1/?)
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Alex Pretti was a nurse in
Minneapolis, like I was in 2020. He worked at the VA as a federal employee, like I did in 2020. He was doing today what all of us who were able did in 2020 - helping neighbors in a terrifying but important time in history while the world was watching. (1/?)
Minneapolis, like I was in 2020. He worked at the VA as a federal employee, like I did in 2020. He was doing today what all of us who were able did in 2020 - helping neighbors in a terrifying but important time in history while the world was watching. (1/?)
Sorry the character limit isn’t enough for the rage inside of me.
January 25, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Sorry the character limit isn’t enough for the rage inside of me.
Originally posted on IG/TikTok yesterday.
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Originally posted on IG/TikTok yesterday.
Reposted by Jade Van Kley
Jade Van Kley
@backlinenurse.bsky.social
@backlinenurse.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Jade Van Kley
@backlinenurse.bsky.social
@backlinenurse.bsky.social
Hey! Join this AMA to ask my buddy @kevinok.bsky.social about FOIA!!! IT’S IN 23 MINUTES AHHHHH
👋 Our FOIA requests and lawsuits revealed a trove of government secrets in 2025.
Join @freedom.press, @jasonleopold.bsky.social, @weareoversight.bsky.social, and @kevinok.bsky.social on r/IAmA at 1 p.m. EST to ask us anything about our work and discoveries.
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Join @freedom.press, @jasonleopold.bsky.social, @weareoversight.bsky.social, and @kevinok.bsky.social on r/IAmA at 1 p.m. EST to ask us anything about our work and discoveries.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hey! Join this AMA to ask my buddy @kevinok.bsky.social about FOIA!!! IT’S IN 23 MINUTES AHHHHH
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Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Reposted by Jade Van Kley
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Can I go to bed. It’s been night time since at least noon and my tummy hurts. But I’m doing CBT for insomnia and my therapist said if I go to bed before 11 she’d frame me for murder
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can I go to bed. It’s been night time since at least noon and my tummy hurts. But I’m doing CBT for insomnia and my therapist said if I go to bed before 11 she’d frame me for murder
I’ve pivoted to video bc I forgot how to read :(
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ve pivoted to video bc I forgot how to read :(
Heads up Nashville
4:15p / New Severe Thunderstorm Warning for the northern half of WillCo. and the southern half of Davidson - straight-line winds up to 60mph and hail up to 1.5". Those thinking about making their PM commute should highly consider postponing the drive. We are live on YT: buff.ly/fLesGzT
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Heads up Nashville
coming clean. i hate the sun.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
coming clean. i hate the sun.
I’m back on TikTok basically just to make videos about my various Wikipedia rabbit holes because my loved ones are sick of me and if I can’t talk about them I’ll die. Here’s one about Rube Waddell.
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m back on TikTok basically just to make videos about my various Wikipedia rabbit holes because my loved ones are sick of me and if I can’t talk about them I’ll die. Here’s one about Rube Waddell.
starting to think My Morning Jacket spent one million dollars on targeted ads specifically to me bc Jesus Christ. ENOUGH
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
starting to think My Morning Jacket spent one million dollars on targeted ads specifically to me bc Jesus Christ. ENOUGH
[the second a plant enters my care]
me: :)
plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die
me: :)
plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[the second a plant enters my care]
me: :)
plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die
me: :)
plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die
sorry but I’m obsessed with Marcus the worm
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October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
sorry but I’m obsessed with Marcus the worm
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Check out that jab!!! They’ve been doing this for about 5 minutes and Shelley keeps losing even though she has every advantage in this configuration.
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Check out that jab!!! They’ve been doing this for about 5 minutes and Shelley keeps losing even though she has every advantage in this configuration.
Is she smiling??? This is so off-brand for her!!!
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Is she smiling??? This is so off-brand for her!!!
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I was just watching a video on Facebook of a news report about a factory that exploded near here (geriatric sentence I know) and in the middle of the video, it cut to an ad that was literal actual hardcore porn. What the actual fucking ass motherfucking fuck is going on in this internet. fuck
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I was just watching a video on Facebook of a news report about a factory that exploded near here (geriatric sentence I know) and in the middle of the video, it cut to an ad that was literal actual hardcore porn. What the actual fucking ass motherfucking fuck is going on in this internet. fuck
Dad wanted to watch the Cardi B trial because I kept talking about it so he FaceTimed me to help him find it on YouTube
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Dad wanted to watch the Cardi B trial because I kept talking about it so he FaceTimed me to help him find it on YouTube