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Jade Van Kley
@backlinenurse.bsky.social
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RN usually working in non-nursey places.
Featured in Cosmopolitan, The Tennessean, and No Depression.
Now working on secret stuff. ⚖️
she/her
Nashville
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Hilarious defunct ballpark 2: Sulphur Dell in Nashville.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Hilarious defunct ballpark 1: St. George Grounds in Staten Island.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I’ve pivoted to video bc I forgot how to read :(
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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coming clean. i hate the sun.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Hilarious baseball news clippings from the 1860s.
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I’m back on TikTok basically just to make videos about my various Wikipedia rabbit holes because my loved ones are sick of me and if I can’t talk about them I’ll die. Here’s one about Rube Waddell.
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Check out that jab!!! They’ve been doing this for about 5 minutes and Shelley keeps losing even though she has every advantage in this configuration.
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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(Sound on)
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Is she smiling??? This is so off-brand for her!!!
A photo of my white cat looking at the camera looking somewhat pleased, when she usually looks devastated.
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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It happened again 🥲
A photo of my Apple Watch on my wrist telling me that I’ve reached my activity goal while I’m actively lying on the couch under a blanket with my cat in the background.
October 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Dad wanted to watch the Cardi B trial because I kept talking about it so he FaceTimed me to help him find it on YouTube
A FaceTime screenshot of my face in the top right with the screen showing a television with the YouTube search page and my dad typing in “Cardi B trial day 1”
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Got my ass
Screenshots of replies to this post which have since been deleted: Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social It's so cute when my apple watch tells me I've reached my activity goal for the day while l'm actively lying in bed. Like hey guys it seems like she tried her best we should just let her have this one. autisticforacure @thewhalenebulae.bsky.social Follow Openly admitting to supporting fascism on blue sky. Bold move. Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social excuse me what Screenshots of replies to this tweet which have since been deleted autisticforacure @thewhalenebulae.bsky.social Supporting Apple is supporting fascism... Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social oh ok
October 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Screenshot of the response to the tweet which has since been deleted. autisticforacure @thewhalenebulae.bsky.social Supporting Apple is supporting fascism... October 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social oh ok
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I am begging Instagram ads to stop trying to figure out what kind of boob problems I have. I didn’t know I had tiddy problems. I’ve just been comfortably ambivalent about them. But now I realize that everyone’s cans are incorrect and I am disgusting.
Instagram ad for getshapely with a person pulling a bra out of their shirt. “When the bra that takes you from saggy to lifted is almost too affordable rn so it's almost sold out” Instagram ad for honeylove. A woman in a blazer with no bra. “You may have side-set boobs” Instagram ad for getshapedly with a person in a pink shirt pointing to their breasts. “you wanna rest your chin on them and you want to smooth out any back rolls”
October 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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waht
My white cat on my lap looking up at me. She is scrunched up in a way that makes her look like a baby.
September 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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That’s why my Luna came to me. She had been adopted and returned multiple times because she was so mean. We’ve been together 11 years. 🥰
My white cat on my shoulder while I’m laying down on the couch. My white cat’s head peaking out from behind a pillow My white cat sitting on my shoulder My kitty curled up like a sleepy croissant
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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There’s no way goats are real
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I got on the floor to do my foam roller and got startled when I rolled under this lil face
A white cat looking down from above, sitting on the arm of a couch.
September 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Let’s go Vikes
A still from Ariel (1988). It shows a man leaning back in a car with the caption “Bury my heart at the dump.”
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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can u even believe how sleepy she is
A black tortoiseshell/tuxedo cat with big white feet, curled up on a yellow blanket covering her face with her paws
September 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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sometimes my brain just plays this on repeat
Tweet from Will Sennett @Senn_Spud at 10:22 PM on 8/8/22: Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus
September 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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An Uber Eats customer service chat where I request to cancel my order 4 times while the chat or keeps asking what I need help with.
September 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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First grievance: these stupid things. I realize this might be a skill issue, but never once have I opened one of these correctly. There are only two directions. I always follow both of them. It never works and I end up ripping it off with my teeth like a sicko. Lift ‘n’ peel my ass.
A bottle with a “Lift ‘n’ Peel” seal on top.
September 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Darth she has been stealing my lip balms for 2 years and hiding them under the oven!! I have proof!!
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM