Just saying if Siri were a person I'd dump them for their shockingly poor vocabulary
Just saying if Siri were a person I'd dump them for their shockingly poor vocabulary
My entire adult life has been one long episode of the Republican Party trying to keep people's votes from being counted. It's obscene. We shouldn't tolerate it anymore.
Either you are an American voting for the continuity of the American project under its constitution,
Or you want to burn it to the ground.
I believe in America, what we stand for in the world, and the darkness without us
Either you are an American voting for the continuity of the American project under its constitution,
Or you want to burn it to the ground.
I believe in America, what we stand for in the world, and the darkness without us
Let me explain... 🧵 1/
Let me explain... 🧵 1/
If you’re a black teenage girl who finally kills the man who’s been sex trafficking you in Kenosha, you’ll get sent to jail for 11 years.
If you’re a black teenage girl who finally kills the man who’s been sex trafficking you in Kenosha, you’ll get sent to jail for 11 years.
*or, why should I read this thing that everyone keeps going on about?
Come on in, sit down, pull up a chair. If you have followup questions, feel free to ask me or @ankhmorporkcity.watch, we're always happy to help.
(1/a lot, idk, we'll figure this out as we go)
*or, why should I read this thing that everyone keeps going on about?
Come on in, sit down, pull up a chair. If you have followup questions, feel free to ask me or @ankhmorporkcity.watch, we're always happy to help.
(1/a lot, idk, we'll figure this out as we go)
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
he doesn’t have cash
he can’t get cash
he owes over half a billion dollars
he’s running for president