Jambonium
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This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.
September 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.
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Clearly, things had not worked out the way that Ronald had hoped.
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Clearly, things had not worked out the way that Ronald had hoped.
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Color lovers, I've got a new tool for you to convert, generate and explore OKLCH colors: oklch.fyi/
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Color lovers, I've got a new tool for you to convert, generate and explore OKLCH colors: oklch.fyi/
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
My family has another name for this game. Plus, you lose all points if you have to stop.
On any car journey, short or long, I play a game of football with traffic lights. If I go through without having to stop - slow rolling is fine - then it's a "goal" to me. If I have to stop fully then a goal to "them". Genuinely gutted if I lose.
August 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
My family has another name for this game. Plus, you lose all points if you have to stop.
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*types out reply*
is it funny? is it annoying? it's probably annoying
*deletes reply*
is it funny? is it annoying? it's probably annoying
*deletes reply*
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
*types out reply*
is it funny? is it annoying? it's probably annoying
*deletes reply*
is it funny? is it annoying? it's probably annoying
*deletes reply*
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Apparently you can't just record yourself screaming as a description, so I have relunctantly written some actual words about the problems we're facing as a rescue
Donate to Help! Everything is terrible and we are drowning, organized by Holly Brockwell
Hello! I'm Holly-the-Perpetually-Exhausted, owner of Holly's Merry Mo… Holly Brockwell needs your support for Help! Everything is terrible and we are drowning
www.gofundme.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Apparently you can't just record yourself screaming as a description, so I have relunctantly written some actual words about the problems we're facing as a rescue
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Keir Starmer as Austin Powers trying to do a U-turn in a corridor
Requested by Chris Ayre and Greg Brookes
Requested by Chris Ayre and Greg Brookes
July 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Keir Starmer as Austin Powers trying to do a U-turn in a corridor
Requested by Chris Ayre and Greg Brookes
Requested by Chris Ayre and Greg Brookes
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the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻
June 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻
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Brain couldn't remember the word "submarine" so it gave me "sea tunnel torpedo thrower". Thanks, brain. Very descriptive.
May 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Brain couldn't remember the word "submarine" so it gave me "sea tunnel torpedo thrower". Thanks, brain. Very descriptive.
Sounds familiar...
My identical twin & I work for the same large company in different roles so our paths very rarely cross. Still enjoy when we get spotted and spoken to by each others colleagues who think we're the one they know. Mostly we correct them, sometimes we don't.
May 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Sounds familiar...
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CAT: can I go outside?
ME: why?
CAT: to eat some grass
ME: why?
CAT: to puke on your carpet
ME: why?
CAT: for the lols
ME: why?
CAT: to eat some grass
ME: why?
CAT: to puke on your carpet
ME: why?
CAT: for the lols
April 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
CAT: can I go outside?
ME: why?
CAT: to eat some grass
ME: why?
CAT: to puke on your carpet
ME: why?
CAT: for the lols
ME: why?
CAT: to eat some grass
ME: why?
CAT: to puke on your carpet
ME: why?
CAT: for the lols
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December 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Imagine what our world would look like if we put the same amount of effort into making everyone happy, that we put into making sure some people aren’t.
April 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Imagine what our world would look like if we put the same amount of effort into making everyone happy, that we put into making sure some people aren’t.
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
1
CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
4
BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
5
HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
6
HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
8
CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
9
CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
10
HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
11
HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
12
HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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A movie you've watched more than six times, using only gifs
February 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A movie you've watched more than six times, using only gifs
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This looks interesting.
If you're a first gen TTRPGer and female, POC or queer, have a look at this. They're looking to interview people about their experiences with RPGs, especially character creation. Pass it on.
If you're a first gen TTRPGer and female, POC or queer, have a look at this. They're looking to interview people about their experiences with RPGs, especially character creation. Pass it on.
If you played TTRPGs between 1970-2004, PhD Candidate Geoffrey Ramirez (Binghamton U) is seeking participants for “Character Creation: The Tabletop Role-Players Oral History Project” as part of his dissertation. Interviews will be archived at the Strong Museum of Play (can be time-locked, etc)
Character Creation: The Tabletop Role-Players Oral History Project
Hello! Thank you for your interest in participating in this project!
This project seeks the voices of players, zinesters, artists, and amateur designers who played tabletop games anytime from 1970 to ...
forms.gle
February 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This looks interesting.
If you're a first gen TTRPGer and female, POC or queer, have a look at this. They're looking to interview people about their experiences with RPGs, especially character creation. Pass it on.
If you're a first gen TTRPGer and female, POC or queer, have a look at this. They're looking to interview people about their experiences with RPGs, especially character creation. Pass it on.
A grebe
Pied-billed Grebe during the Golden hour with the reflection of Fall colours on the river. #birds #ornithology #birdphotography
February 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A grebe
You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?
February 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?
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MAGA: We want a war on Canada
Kendrick: *Murders a Canadian live at the Super Bowl*
MAGA: Not like that
Kendrick: *Murders a Canadian live at the Super Bowl*
MAGA: Not like that
February 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
MAGA: We want a war on Canada
Kendrick: *Murders a Canadian live at the Super Bowl*
MAGA: Not like that
Kendrick: *Murders a Canadian live at the Super Bowl*
MAGA: Not like that
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Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
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December 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍