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John
@jahykes.bsky.social
Non-profit fundraiser, former political fundraiser, runner
Crimson Tide (c/o 01) • Crew • CBJ • Guardians

It's chaos; be kind

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We’re up! On NETFLIX! Please enjoy #WakeUpDeadMan at home or in theaters - we’re staying on 500 screens nationwide through next week. Theater finder link in my pinned post ☠️⏰🎄
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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this is fake, from the same account that fabricated Woj getting kicked out of a basketball earlier, please stop sharing it into my timeline
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There's a group chat called "Good Sky" and it's just pictures of cool, beautiful skies we see and everyone replying "good sky." I love it
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Notre Dame had become dangerously close to likable after the transition from Kelly to Freeman and I'm glad they're doing the work to correct that.
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The loss to FSU is why Bama shouldn't be in the playoffs. But we are. Redemption tour starts with our other loss. #RollTide
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The Dr. Pepper chest pass shouldn't just be a "free roll." You should lose your existing tuition money if you lose
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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You’ll never guess where this goes
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Winona Fighter RIPS. I found them through Tik Tok this year and fell in love.

I met Stuart McNair briefly when I was a radio DJ at Alabama (New Rock 90.7). He played in the rock/punk/ska band Pain that many southern school attendees may remember from the late 90s early 00s. The album on Spotify...
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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That's Brisk Baby
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just got dumped by a pop machine...
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No player has made me yell "fucking (insert name), of course" more over the last few seasons than Benteke, so I'm glad he's leaving DC.

Now...about the future. #Crew96
a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us above them .
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us above them .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Talked to one of my kids at Ole Miss and the stories are coming out. And, as you'd expect, people are being totally normal about everything and are definitely not the reason for police at a certain sorority house and a certain apartment complex. Nor are they the reason a certain final is now online.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Never in doubt lol Roll Tide
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hotties were Toddied

#HottyToddy

(The Sip still blocks Bluesky)
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
McDonald's is the only place open in Starkville and it's JUMPING
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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“if you measured income inadequacy today the way Orshansky measured it in 1963, the threshold for a family of four wouldn’t be $31,200. It would be somewhere between $130,000 and $150,000…”
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Why is Kevin James using Joe Rogan's rejected headshots?
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ouch, I've been hit in my creaking knees #CBJ
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted

So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth

The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM