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John
@jahykes.bsky.social
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Non-profit fundraiser, former political fundraiser, runner
Crimson Tide (c/o 01) • Crew • CBJ • Guardians

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Why is Kevin James using Joe Rogan's rejected headshots?
Promo for "comedian" Kevin James (best known for shrugging on his "King of Queens" promo art) that looks more like Joe Rogan than anything else.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Ouch, I've been hit in my creaking knees #CBJ
Screenshot of part of The Athletic's "Red Light" hockey newsletter. It reads: "Do you remember the 16-year career of Manny Malhotra? If so, you’re old, because his kid is one of this year’s top draft prospects."
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Same!
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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You may not have "reported" it, but you said the tip you got was sexual harassment. I was just looking for the claim to read what happened. Sorry if it came off as accusing you of something.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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If you're ever in central Ohio, we've got 3!
Thomas Dambo's "Bibbi," a troll sculpture made of wood. Thomas Dambo's "Bodil" sculpture. It's a troll made of wood and holding an "egg." Thomas Dambo's "Bo" sculpture, a troll made of wood.
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Cover of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members Outkast's 1994 album "Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik."
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Hey #CBJ fans, be sure to get your bids in on this Monahan Signed Woo. It's silent too!
The Columbus Blue Jackets silent auction contains this Sean Monahan autographed hockey stick. But due to character constraints, it says "Monahan Signed Woo." Bidding is currently at $100.
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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The only performative reading I believe
LeBron James meme featuring LeBron reading multiple books, but he appears to be on the first page of each. The text says "Why everytime LeBron reading a book he's on the first page (laughing emoji)".
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
The Lone Rangers ("how can you pluralize Lone Ranger?") from the movie Airheads.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Timeline is amazing @homefield.bsky.social
A skeet saying "I'm gonna fuckin kill them" directly below a skeet saying "I AM UNKILLABLE."
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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My wife won her election HUGE Tuesday night!
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Hey coach, just following up to say not only did my wife file and run for office, but she finished the drill and won BIG last night. First woman to ever hold this position in our township. Incredibly proud of her!
Screenshot of the Franklin County (Ohio) Board of Elections results page showing the results for the race for Norwich Township Trustee. Top 2 vote getters were elected and the results are: Kelli Arthur Hykes - 4,925 votes (31%) Brian Rothenberg - 4,006 votes (25%) Earl Cantrell (douchebag who questioned why Kelli was never on the PTA) - 2,693 votes (17%) Mike McMeans (who had 0 original ideas and could only say he "wants to give back") - 2,330 votes (15%) Greg Young - 1,937 votes (12%)
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Hey coach, checking in to say Kelli finished the drill and won BIG. First woman to ever hold this office in our township. Incredibly proud of her!
Screenshot of the Franklin County (Ohio) Board of Elections results page showing the results for the race for Norwich Township Trustee. Top 2 vote getters were elected and the results are: Kelli Arthur Hykes - 4,925 votes (31%) Brian Rothenberg - 4,006 votes (25%) Earl Cantrell (douchebag who questioned why Kelli was never on the PTA) - 2,693 votes (17%) Mike McMeans (who had 0 original ideas and could only say he "wants to give back") - 2,330 votes (15%) Greg Young - 1,937 votes (12%)
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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@glitterburrito.bsky.social just wanted to let you know Kelli won last night and won BIG. Thanks for having her on HDYGH. First step to the presidency complete!
Screenshot of the Franklin County (Ohio) Board of Elections results page showing the results for the race for Norwich Township Trustee. Top 2 vote getters were elected and the results are: Kelli Arthur Hykes - 4,925 votes (31%) Brian Rothenberg - 4,006 votes (25%) Earl Cantrell (douchebag who questioned why Kelli was never on the PTA) - 2,693 votes (17%) Mike McMeans (who had 0 original ideas and could only say he "wants to give back") - 2,330 votes (15%) Greg Young - 1,937 votes (12%).
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Today, we run through the tape. If you live in Norwich Township, Ohio, please vote for Kelli Hykes for Trustee. Good luck to candidates everywhere! And if you haven't voted yet, please make a plan to do so. #ElectionDay #Vote
A yellow sign reading "No Campaigning beyond this point" sits on a black holder. In front of it, out of focus but still readable, is my wife's campaign logo. If you live in Norwich Township, Ohio, please vote for Kelli Hykes for Trustee.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Lol @nordecke.com is a little too loud for Kei #Crew96
FC Kentucky reserve Kei Kamara plugs his ears as the Columbus Crew Nordecke supporter section celebrates a goal.
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Geh vögel
A German man walks to a Dresden Dynamo match wearing a green Philadelphia Eagles hoodie with "Hurts 1" on the back. In his hand, he carries a green and black Eagles Super Bowl coat.
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Hope these bring some #DecisionDay luck! #Crew96

@justkunk.bsky.social
A wrist with two friendship bracelets on it. One reads "Ohio Is Black and Gold" in white letters on black beads. The other reads "Gazdaddy" in black letters in white beads.
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Happy John Brown Day!

@abetterway2a.bsky.social
My bumper sticker that reads "I'd rather be travelling back in time to October 16, 1859 to bring modern firearms to the abolitionist John Brown and his supporters." Sticker from A Better Way 2A.
October 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Look what came just in time for Decision Day, @justkunk.bsky.social! #Crew96
Two black and gold friendship bracelets. One says "Ohio is Black and Gold" and the other says "Gazdaddy." The colors represent the world's greatest soccer team, the Columbus Crew.
October 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Lol this place has a Monster vending machine.
A vending machine stocked with 10 flavors of Monster Energy, including Monster White which has been known to fuel some rocket ships.
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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My mom always gives blood, so I grew up around it and did it sometimes. My wife had something like 3 transfusions during a challenging delivery and aftermath and that drove the point home for me. Now, I do my best to give every time I'm eligible. And I hate needles.
Screenshot from the American Red Cross Blood Donor app showing my blood type (O positive) and number of units donated (67, slightly more than 8 gallons of blood).
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It's @sheaserrano.bsky.social 's fault I'm watching this again.
A TV screen shows the title card to the movie "Nightcrawler." Shea Serrano wrote his "Good Movie" newsletter about "Nightcrawler" today and it was great and reminded me how great the movie is, so I'm watching it again.
September 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM