John
@jahykes.bsky.social
Non-profit fundraiser, former political fundraiser, runner
Crimson Tide (c/o 01) • Crew • CBJ • Guardians
It's chaos; be kind
JAHykes and RunJohnBoyRun on other accounts
Crimson Tide (c/o 01) • Crew • CBJ • Guardians
It's chaos; be kind
JAHykes and RunJohnBoyRun on other accounts
We switched to Workday last year.
An employee of mine is leaving (by her choice) and today's her last day.
In Workday, I have a new task:
"Terminate: [employee name]"
Seems harsh, but ok HR...
An employee of mine is leaving (by her choice) and today's her last day.
In Workday, I have a new task:
"Terminate: [employee name]"
Seems harsh, but ok HR...
a man wearing a crew sweatshirt holds a gun
ALT: a man wearing a crew sweatshirt holds a gun
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We switched to Workday last year.
An employee of mine is leaving (by her choice) and today's her last day.
In Workday, I have a new task:
"Terminate: [employee name]"
Seems harsh, but ok HR...
An employee of mine is leaving (by her choice) and today's her last day.
In Workday, I have a new task:
"Terminate: [employee name]"
Seems harsh, but ok HR...
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FWIW: Still no official contact between Celtic and Columbus Crew, I'm told.
Wilfried Nancy is under contract and Crew would need to authorize anything + work out compensation if Nancy is to leave.
Not saying it can't or won't happen... just that it hasn't yet
Wilfried Nancy is under contract and Crew would need to authorize anything + work out compensation if Nancy is to leave.
Not saying it can't or won't happen... just that it hasn't yet
Columbus Crew head coach Wilfried Nancy declines to comment on Celtic links, Crew future
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Crew manager Wilfried Nancy: 'Nothing to say' about Celtic links
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
FWIW: Still no official contact between Celtic and Columbus Crew, I'm told.
Wilfried Nancy is under contract and Crew would need to authorize anything + work out compensation if Nancy is to leave.
Not saying it can't or won't happen... just that it hasn't yet
Wilfried Nancy is under contract and Crew would need to authorize anything + work out compensation if Nancy is to leave.
Not saying it can't or won't happen... just that it hasn't yet
Co-sign going to random games. That's how I saw Seattle/Dallas in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, El Traffico, and a LA Galaxy/Colorado Rapids MLS match, plus countless random minor league baseball games. It's a great experience!
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
Today, I celebrate the simple joy of attending a sporting event you have zero personal stake in.
That, plus:
- A preemptive Thanksgiving leftover effort!
- A reverse-engineered cocktail!
- *Two* books, new music, pets + more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-joy-of-h...
Today, I celebrate the simple joy of attending a sporting event you have zero personal stake in.
That, plus:
- A preemptive Thanksgiving leftover effort!
- A reverse-engineered cocktail!
- *Two* books, new music, pets + more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-joy-of-h...
The Joy of Having No Stake In It
An ode to attending random sports events, a pre-Thanksgiving leftover effort, a reverse-engineered cocktail and more: it's Friday on the ACBN!
www.actioncookbook.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Co-sign going to random games. That's how I saw Seattle/Dallas in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, El Traffico, and a LA Galaxy/Colorado Rapids MLS match, plus countless random minor league baseball games. It's a great experience!
Guess it's time to invest in cold weather #Crew96 gear.
@supportersupply.co x Canada Goose collab when?
@supportersupply.co x Canada Goose collab when?
BREAKING: MLS owners have voted and passed a schedule change. The league will run from the late summer months through May.
This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb
More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb
More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027
MLS will soon align with leagues that play from the fall to the spring after a transformational decision made by its owners
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Guess it's time to invest in cold weather #Crew96 gear.
@supportersupply.co x Canada Goose collab when?
@supportersupply.co x Canada Goose collab when?
All those "reposting Vines until they bring it back" TikToks finally paid off...
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
All those "reposting Vines until they bring it back" TikToks finally paid off...
Not banned, but one time I got a tap on the shoulder and a very loud "GET YOUR BOY!" from a bouncer when one guy in our group got out of pocket. Marched us right out the door.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Not banned, but one time I got a tap on the shoulder and a very loud "GET YOUR BOY!" from a bouncer when one guy in our group got out of pocket. Marched us right out the door.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
The only performative reading I believe
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The only performative reading I believe
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Our RA/friend had to tell my now-wife and I that we were dating, so no.
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Our RA/friend had to tell my now-wife and I that we were dating, so no.
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*This* is the data the WH is using. 😂
“DoorDash’s claim is based on the company’s “Breakfast Basics Index,” which is made up of the price of four items: three eggs, a glass of milk, a bagel, and an avocado.”
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
“DoorDash’s claim is based on the company’s “Breakfast Basics Index,” which is made up of the price of four items: three eggs, a glass of milk, a bagel, and an avocado.”
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump Team Uses DoorDash Data to Claim They Beat Inflation
Members of Donald Trump’s team are arguing that lower costs for breakfast indicate an improving economy.
www.yahoo.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*This* is the data the WH is using. 😂
“DoorDash’s claim is based on the company’s “Breakfast Basics Index,” which is made up of the price of four items: three eggs, a glass of milk, a bagel, and an avocado.”
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
“DoorDash’s claim is based on the company’s “Breakfast Basics Index,” which is made up of the price of four items: three eggs, a glass of milk, a bagel, and an avocado.”
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Aside from the lying...
It's "have," not "has."
It's "have," not "has."
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Aside from the lying...
It's "have," not "has."
It's "have," not "has."
Whatever. I hate soccer, it's dumb.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Whatever. I hate soccer, it's dumb.
Timeline is amazing @homefield.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Timeline is amazing @homefield.bsky.social
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(If you use mobile check-in or tablet check-in at medical appointments, heads up — Phreesia still buries an opt-in for using your personal medical data to target you with ads in what looks like a HIPAA privacy form)
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
(If you use mobile check-in or tablet check-in at medical appointments, heads up — Phreesia still buries an opt-in for using your personal medical data to target you with ads in what looks like a HIPAA privacy form)
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@glitterburrito.bsky.social just wanted to let you know Kelli won last night and won BIG. Thanks for having her on HDYGH. First step to the presidency complete!
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@glitterburrito.bsky.social just wanted to let you know Kelli won last night and won BIG. Thanks for having her on HDYGH. First step to the presidency complete!
Today, we run through the tape. If you live in Norwich Township, Ohio, please vote for Kelli Hykes for Trustee. Good luck to candidates everywhere! And if you haven't voted yet, please make a plan to do so. #ElectionDay #Vote
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Today, we run through the tape. If you live in Norwich Township, Ohio, please vote for Kelli Hykes for Trustee. Good luck to candidates everywhere! And if you haven't voted yet, please make a plan to do so. #ElectionDay #Vote
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Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
OMG What Marvin Harrison Jr did to Daron Bland should be a felony
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
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YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
Lol @nordecke.com is a little too loud for Kei #Crew96
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Lol @nordecke.com is a little too loud for Kei #Crew96
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A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago
Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict
Rub some church on it
"If this is found, then I'd rather be lost."
www.jasonkirk.fyi
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago
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Baseball is so great you guys. It's also terrible and mean and no one should love it because it will snap your heart in half. But it's so great.
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Baseball is so great you guys. It's also terrible and mean and no one should love it because it will snap your heart in half. But it's so great.