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recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
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Have you ever considered that your PM is “vibe coding” you
August 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Have you ever considered that your PM is “vibe coding” you
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i hate having dreams about doing chores. you wake up and youre youre all like
whew glad that's out of the way--
oh goddammit.
whew glad that's out of the way--
oh goddammit.
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
i hate having dreams about doing chores. you wake up and youre youre all like
whew glad that's out of the way--
oh goddammit.
whew glad that's out of the way--
oh goddammit.
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You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
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If you write javascript to replace "the markets" with "the spiders" then financial news makes much more sense
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
If you write javascript to replace "the markets" with "the spiders" then financial news makes much more sense
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sysadmin hits different now
January 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
sysadmin hits different now
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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
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Update - it WAS bins. I am a champ.
OK so I am the only person in the cul-de-sac of three roads who has put out our bins, let's see if I am right or if approx 100 other people are right.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Update - it WAS bins. I am a champ.
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RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
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my favorite meme for this time of the year
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my favorite meme for this time of the year
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🫴🦋 is this alignment
it's the way the robot doubles up in pain too
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
🫴🦋 is this alignment
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I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%).
Lay article attached:
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One of the biggest microplastic pollution sources isn’t straws or grocery bags – it’s your tires
Every few years, the tires on your car wear thin and need to be replaced. But where does that lost tire material go? The answer, unfortunately, is often waterways, where the tiny microplastic particle...
www.pbs.org
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%).
Lay article attached:
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
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If I squint my life is *kind of* like a time loop
I'm getting really efficient at packing and unpacking the dishwasher
I'm getting really efficient at packing and unpacking the dishwasher
Wake
Make coffee
Make pancakes for 6yo
Work
Coffee
Work
Tea
Breakfast
Work
Lunch
Work
Make dinner
Playtime
Make snack for 6yo
Bedtime routine for kids
Run
Sleep
Interspersed with the phone of course
Make coffee
Make pancakes for 6yo
Work
Coffee
Work
Tea
Breakfast
Work
Lunch
Work
Make dinner
Playtime
Make snack for 6yo
Bedtime routine for kids
Run
Sleep
Interspersed with the phone of course
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If I squint my life is *kind of* like a time loop
I'm getting really efficient at packing and unpacking the dishwasher
I'm getting really efficient at packing and unpacking the dishwasher
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i do fear the man who has practiced ten thousand punches once. i also fear the man who has practiced one punch ten thousand times. really i fear men regardless of their combat training or lack thereof. oh and i also fear most women too. im just pretty skittish in general
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i do fear the man who has practiced ten thousand punches once. i also fear the man who has practiced one punch ten thousand times. really i fear men regardless of their combat training or lack thereof. oh and i also fear most women too. im just pretty skittish in general
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Garfield is the guy, actually he's called Garfield's monster
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Garfield is the guy, actually he's called Garfield's monster