Panda Bernstein
@j4years.bsky.social
Hong Kong Jewy
Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America.
Time Zones may vary.
Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America.
Time Zones may vary.
what's a movie you never tire of?
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
what's a movie you never tire of?
But did they blame Mexican immigrants for the menu changes
CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
But did they blame Mexican immigrants for the menu changes
Looks like the War on Christmas just heated up
US Bishops have responded to attacks by Border Czar Tom Homan: “The bishops of the United States have spoken together and in unity with Pope Leo XIV.”
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Looks like the War on Christmas just heated up
They really just need to insert an Epstein reference in every question.
“Mr. President! Are tariffs going to go away….like Epstein?”
“Mr. President! Are you concerned about recent Russian maneuvers….in the same way you’re concerned about the Epstein files?”
“Mr. President! Are tariffs going to go away….like Epstein?”
“Mr. President! Are you concerned about recent Russian maneuvers….in the same way you’re concerned about the Epstein files?”
If the President is going to ignore all of your questions anyway you should ask funnier ones.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They really just need to insert an Epstein reference in every question.
“Mr. President! Are tariffs going to go away….like Epstein?”
“Mr. President! Are you concerned about recent Russian maneuvers….in the same way you’re concerned about the Epstein files?”
“Mr. President! Are tariffs going to go away….like Epstein?”
“Mr. President! Are you concerned about recent Russian maneuvers….in the same way you’re concerned about the Epstein files?”
I wonder if this will affect his FIFA Peace Prize
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I wonder if this will affect his FIFA Peace Prize
I dunno, "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" is pretty bad too.
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I dunno, "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" is pretty bad too.
Yes, nobody buys more housing than <checks notes> impoverished undocumented immigrants.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yes, nobody buys more housing than <checks notes> impoverished undocumented immigrants.
Texas A&M Tightens Rules on Talking About Race and Gender in Classes
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Better headline: “The United States Murdered People Based on Trump’s Unhinged Delusions.”
Memo Blessing Boat Strikes Is Said to Rely on Trump’s Claims About Cartels
Accounts of a secret Justice Department memo offer a window into how administration lawyers approved the president’s desired course of action.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
Accounts of a secret Justice Department memo offer a window into how administration lawyers approved the president’s desired course of action.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
Memo Blessing Boat Strikes Is Said to Rely on Trump’s Claims About Cartels
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Better headline: “The United States Murdered People Based on Trump’s Unhinged Delusions.”
Better headline: “Matt Gaetz is a criminal.”
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Better headline: “Matt Gaetz is a criminal.”
Jews already know the outcome in the long run
The right can’t decide if it's okay to hate Jews
The right can’t decide if it's okay to hate Jews
The fallout from Nick Fuentes's appearance on Tucker Carlson continues.
www.motherjones.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Jews already know the outcome in the long run
Me: this is disgusting. imagine how you’d feel if it was reversed.
Too many of my co-religionists: SELF HATING JEW
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/w...
Too many of my co-religionists: SELF HATING JEW
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/w...
West Bank Mosque Is Burned as Israeli Settler Violence Surges
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me: this is disgusting. imagine how you’d feel if it was reversed.
Too many of my co-religionists: SELF HATING JEW
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/w...
Too many of my co-religionists: SELF HATING JEW
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/w...
THE MEDIA ARISTOCRATS!
{vaudeville pratfall}
{vaudeville pratfall}
I just remembered this from Glenn Kessler 3 months ago
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
THE MEDIA ARISTOCRATS!
{vaudeville pratfall}
{vaudeville pratfall}
I just got tickets to see the Pixies when they come through Hong Kong, and all is right in the world
youtu.be/NdgWYGKU3xo?...
youtu.be/NdgWYGKU3xo?...
Pixies - Bone Machine [1988-10-01 VPRO live]
YouTube video by CitizenGatsby
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November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I just got tickets to see the Pixies when they come through Hong Kong, and all is right in the world
youtu.be/NdgWYGKU3xo?...
youtu.be/NdgWYGKU3xo?...
If there's one thing Trump is good at, it's enabling the hurting of children.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Food Stamps May Face Lasting Damage From Trump’s Halt to Funds in Shutdown
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If there's one thing Trump is good at, it's enabling the hurting of children.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Alert for incoming Schumer message about tomato prices
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Alert for incoming Schumer message about tomato prices
So first acetaminophen, then ibuprofen. I assume next is aspirin, and then....
IVERMECTIN FOR EVERYONE, BABY!
IVERMECTIN FOR EVERYONE, BABY!
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So first acetaminophen, then ibuprofen. I assume next is aspirin, and then....
IVERMECTIN FOR EVERYONE, BABY!
IVERMECTIN FOR EVERYONE, BABY!
Epstein Files Live Updates: Trump Named in Emails Released by Democrats and Republicans
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nobody combines ignorance, arrogance and offensiveness like our President
President Trump criticises France and others for celebrating remembrance day, saying, "We're the one that won the wars"
Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Nobody combines ignorance, arrogance and offensiveness like our President
Does anyone understand current America less than elected Democrats?
It was absolutely working. You could hear Republicans beginning to panic at the prospect of Trump presiding over Thanksgiving chaos.
Sen. Angus King on why Democrats caved: "It wasn't working."
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Does anyone understand current America less than elected Democrats?
Democrats: always snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Democrats: always snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Reposted by Panda Bernstein
BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Honestly these Trump posts only make any kind of emotional sense if you read them in the voice of Sam Kinison’s professor in Back To School
The president seems to have been briefed on how the tariffs oral argument at SCOTUS went:
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Honestly these Trump posts only make any kind of emotional sense if you read them in the voice of Sam Kinison’s professor in Back To School
Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sherrie law. Everyone is going to have to listen to Steve Perry until their ears bleed.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sherrie law. Everyone is going to have to listen to Steve Perry until their ears bleed.
I’m sure that’s what America though they were voting for
Wow: Trump is pardoning a convicted agent of the Chinese Communist Party
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I’m sure that’s what America though they were voting for