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You say that a poet is always an Anarchist. I disagree. But I hope, at least, that he is always a sportsman.
I don’t like how authors have their characters pee now in books.
I didn’t need to know that!
I didn’t need to know that!
June 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I don’t like how authors have their characters pee now in books.
I didn’t need to know that!
I didn’t need to know that!
At the MFA, realizing with horror that all the descriptions of the paintings in this room appear to be written by an LLM.
June 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
At the MFA, realizing with horror that all the descriptions of the paintings in this room appear to be written by an LLM.
Is this an anti-Papist post, or…?
June 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Is this an anti-Papist post, or…?
When my grandfather returned to 1945 Berlin, his Prussian landlady said “I thought we killed all of you people.”
It is literally going to take smoke rising from the stacks of giant ovens in concentration camps for some people to realize things have gone awry, but even then many won't care, or think "well, they probably deserved it."
June 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
When my grandfather returned to 1945 Berlin, his Prussian landlady said “I thought we killed all of you people.”
Very funny that the only reasonable, historical alternative to “American” as a demonym for US citizens is “Columbian.”
June 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Very funny that the only reasonable, historical alternative to “American” as a demonym for US citizens is “Columbian.”
I must regretfully add that Christ calls on Christians to bless those who persecute you and love your enemies.
Bless your local ICE thug.
Love Donald Trump.
Or did you think he commanded you only to love the meek?
Bless your local ICE thug.
Love Donald Trump.
Or did you think he commanded you only to love the meek?
Hey, Supposed Christians,
Any city you live in should be a sanctuary city. The whole effin’ point of Jesus’ teachings was to love the poor, the sick, the hungry, the foreigner.
You can’t celebrate or abide violence against the least of these and still try to claim you’re a Christian.
Choose.
Any city you live in should be a sanctuary city. The whole effin’ point of Jesus’ teachings was to love the poor, the sick, the hungry, the foreigner.
You can’t celebrate or abide violence against the least of these and still try to claim you’re a Christian.
Choose.
June 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I must regretfully add that Christ calls on Christians to bless those who persecute you and love your enemies.
Bless your local ICE thug.
Love Donald Trump.
Or did you think he commanded you only to love the meek?
Bless your local ICE thug.
Love Donald Trump.
Or did you think he commanded you only to love the meek?
Fun fact: Rockefeller’s dad was a dipshit con artist who John usually pretended was dead.
He continued to be a dipshit con artist for his whole life, even when his son was legendarily rich.
He continued to be a dipshit con artist for his whole life, even when his son was legendarily rich.
Musk’s father Errol is in Moscow right night now, giving a speech at a conference organised by Fascist and Putin advisor Alexandr Dugin.
Musk sr says Moscow is “very clean and safe” and “like Ancient Rome”.
Musk sr says Moscow is “very clean and safe” and “like Ancient Rome”.
June 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Fun fact: Rockefeller’s dad was a dipshit con artist who John usually pretended was dead.
He continued to be a dipshit con artist for his whole life, even when his son was legendarily rich.
He continued to be a dipshit con artist for his whole life, even when his son was legendarily rich.
Moronic. It has changed massively.
June 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Moronic. It has changed massively.
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I'm quite certain this is a Rob Schneider SNL character from 1992.
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm quite certain this is a Rob Schneider SNL character from 1992.
In 1964, the Feds funded about 70% of all R&D.
Now they fund about 20% of it.
Make of this what you will.
Now they fund about 20% of it.
Make of this what you will.
June 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
In 1964, the Feds funded about 70% of all R&D.
Now they fund about 20% of it.
Make of this what you will.
Now they fund about 20% of it.
Make of this what you will.
Voters judge candidates on perceived beliefs and character to estimate how they will behave if elected.
There is no law binding candidates to campaign policies, so it is also the only correct way to judge candidates.
“Is the black female senator from California a moderate?”
There is no law binding candidates to campaign policies, so it is also the only correct way to judge candidates.
“Is the black female senator from California a moderate?”
Leftists: Kamala hung out with the Cheneys and didn’t focus on reducing the cost of groceries for working families!
Centrists: Kamala hung out with liberals and didn’t focus on reducing the cost of groceries for working families!
Kamala: I will reduce the cost of groceries for working families.
Centrists: Kamala hung out with liberals and didn’t focus on reducing the cost of groceries for working families!
Kamala: I will reduce the cost of groceries for working families.
June 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Voters judge candidates on perceived beliefs and character to estimate how they will behave if elected.
There is no law binding candidates to campaign policies, so it is also the only correct way to judge candidates.
“Is the black female senator from California a moderate?”
There is no law binding candidates to campaign policies, so it is also the only correct way to judge candidates.
“Is the black female senator from California a moderate?”
You observe the Russo-Japanese war; do you conclude the Russians suck, the Japanese are excellent, or that there has been a military technology revolution?
Your key takeaway from the brilliant Ukraine attack with small drones into Russia shouldn’t be “wow, small drones make it so easy to score huge hits,” it should be “wow, Ukrainians are insanely good at covertly planning and executing extraordinarily difficult missions of which drones are one part”.
1. The FPV drone tech Ukraine used here has been around for a while, though it was used very ingeniously.
2. The Ukrainian attack using these drones relied upon what sounds like over a year of extraordinarily precise logistics, planning, and training. This is not something just anyone could do.
2. The Ukrainian attack using these drones relied upon what sounds like over a year of extraordinarily precise logistics, planning, and training. This is not something just anyone could do.
June 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You observe the Russo-Japanese war; do you conclude the Russians suck, the Japanese are excellent, or that there has been a military technology revolution?
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who needs to worry about genocide when you can rotate a perfect golden sphere of cumming shrimp in your mind palace forever
May 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
who needs to worry about genocide when you can rotate a perfect golden sphere of cumming shrimp in your mind palace forever
Dumas describes Aramis casually as “a misogynist,” which as far as I can tell in that time and era meant “did not like talking to or about women.”
Which, in that setting, might have amounted to feminism.
Which, in that setting, might have amounted to feminism.
May 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dumas describes Aramis casually as “a misogynist,” which as far as I can tell in that time and era meant “did not like talking to or about women.”
Which, in that setting, might have amounted to feminism.
Which, in that setting, might have amounted to feminism.
Dictator hack: as all people are oppressed by your regime, it’s problematic for anyone to kill your invading soldiers.
Mass killing of oppressed peoples but it’s NAFO coded so OK.
May 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dictator hack: as all people are oppressed by your regime, it’s problematic for anyone to kill your invading soldiers.
Alexandre Dumas is truly the greatest novelist of all time.
May 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Alexandre Dumas is truly the greatest novelist of all time.
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This guy has this incredible bit, where he uploads an insane video, and then takes just long enough for me to think oh fuck he was killed, making his new video, and then he uploads again youtu.be/UBVlL0FNbSE?...
2025 world's strongest handheld laser
YouTube video by styropyro
youtu.be
May 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This guy has this incredible bit, where he uploads an insane video, and then takes just long enough for me to think oh fuck he was killed, making his new video, and then he uploads again youtu.be/UBVlL0FNbSE?...
People on BlueSky will be like “at last we have invented the Two Minutes Hate from the sci-fi classic 1984”
no. i took 24 hours away and got deep into LLMs and am now very close to perfecting jordanpetersonGPT and everyone will want to dunk on him and they will have to come here.
i think i even worked it out so this LLM can feel pain and it will cry just like the real thing.
i think i even worked it out so this LLM can feel pain and it will cry just like the real thing.
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
People on BlueSky will be like “at last we have invented the Two Minutes Hate from the sci-fi classic 1984”
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I think “Matt Yglesias should be murdered” is actually a much less popular view than the BlueSky conventional wisdom would lead you to believe.
May 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I think “Matt Yglesias should be murdered” is actually a much less popular view than the BlueSky conventional wisdom would lead you to believe.
In 1890 the Pope was out there telling the faithful to get into heaven through cocaine wine and raw sex with your wife.
May 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In 1890 the Pope was out there telling the faithful to get into heaven through cocaine wine and raw sex with your wife.
Rose has seen the Star Wars Holiday Special and I have not
I cannot tell what is lies
I cannot tell what is lies
May 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Rose has seen the Star Wars Holiday Special and I have not
I cannot tell what is lies
I cannot tell what is lies
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I'm rereading WAR AND PEACE. It's full of so many wonderful moments. For instance, young Rostov's first experience of war, in the Battle of Schöngrabern, when it really dawns on him, for the first time, that the enemy soldiers actually want to kill him.
May 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm rereading WAR AND PEACE. It's full of so many wonderful moments. For instance, young Rostov's first experience of war, in the Battle of Schöngrabern, when it really dawns on him, for the first time, that the enemy soldiers actually want to kill him.
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family avocados, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1912
May 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
family avocados, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1912
SAD Memorial Day, everyone!
Using the word "Happy" during Memorial Day isn't something we should be saying.
Memorial Day is supposed to be a day of somber remembrance for those we lost.
Veterans Day celebrates the veteran.
Memorial Day HONORS those we've lost.
There's a difference.
#USDemocracy
Memorial Day is supposed to be a day of somber remembrance for those we lost.
Veterans Day celebrates the veteran.
Memorial Day HONORS those we've lost.
There's a difference.
#USDemocracy
May 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
SAD Memorial Day, everyone!
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A sort of Dutch Learning about straight people where, much like the problems created by curating Europe through Dutch people, he’s curated straight culture entirely through musical theater girls (redirected serial killers)
May 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
A sort of Dutch Learning about straight people where, much like the problems created by curating Europe through Dutch people, he’s curated straight culture entirely through musical theater girls (redirected serial killers)