He/Him • I’m not the board game guy, I don’t know who that is but it’s not me
Yes I did cram it so full of leftover thanksgiving food that it was too wide to fit it in mouth
Yes I did eat it anyway and yes that sandwich did fuck up the roof of my mouth so bad that now, several hours later, it is still bleeding a little
Yes I did cram it so full of leftover thanksgiving food that it was too wide to fit it in mouth
Yes I did eat it anyway and yes that sandwich did fuck up the roof of my mouth so bad that now, several hours later, it is still bleeding a little
Also love that this dual laundry/ mudroom has two bathtubs in. I guess that’s where you wash the clothes since it has no washing machine
Also love that this dual laundry/ mudroom has two bathtubs in. I guess that’s where you wash the clothes since it has no washing machine
Thanksgiving is off to a good start
Thanksgiving is off to a good start
Mandelor, because they make the beskar
Mandelor, because they make the beskar
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#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
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Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
My wife does not like spicy food
So when she asked me to get her some Jamaican Patties, which come in “spicy” and “cheese” varieties, I naturally purchased the cheese ones
I was shocked to learn this was the wrong choice
My wife does not like spicy food
So when she asked me to get her some Jamaican Patties, which come in “spicy” and “cheese” varieties, I naturally purchased the cheese ones
I was shocked to learn this was the wrong choice
to the Aurora Police
following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests
So here it is!
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