Neal
@itstherealneal.bsky.social
My takes may not be hot, but a few of them are lukewarm
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Neal
@itstherealneal.bsky.social
· Feb 2
ⓘ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱 𝘮𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦
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Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
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August 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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brb hiring a gardener
July 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
brb hiring a gardener
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No, I wasn't smiling at you. I was smiling at your dog.
June 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
No, I wasn't smiling at you. I was smiling at your dog.
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happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate
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The men saying “Who??” on every video of Glastonbury are working so hard this year. Nevermind the thousands of fans in the crowd or in the comments, every single video is very clearly labelled with artists names. It has no effect on anyone and they look nothing but silly but they’re still going.
June 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The men saying “Who??” on every video of Glastonbury are working so hard this year. Nevermind the thousands of fans in the crowd or in the comments, every single video is very clearly labelled with artists names. It has no effect on anyone and they look nothing but silly but they’re still going.
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If you think that sex work is “selling your body”, but being a/an
ballet dancer
soldier
line cook
plumber
sculptor
athlete
firefighter
is not, please know that you have some weirdness about sex to unpack.
Most of us use our bodies to some extent in our work.
ballet dancer
soldier
line cook
plumber
sculptor
athlete
firefighter
is not, please know that you have some weirdness about sex to unpack.
Most of us use our bodies to some extent in our work.
June 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you think that sex work is “selling your body”, but being a/an
ballet dancer
soldier
line cook
plumber
sculptor
athlete
firefighter
is not, please know that you have some weirdness about sex to unpack.
Most of us use our bodies to some extent in our work.
ballet dancer
soldier
line cook
plumber
sculptor
athlete
firefighter
is not, please know that you have some weirdness about sex to unpack.
Most of us use our bodies to some extent in our work.
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Please, science Bluesky. I am begging. I need to know the most ridiculous looking species.
Please tell me what the weirdest little weirdos on the planet are.
Give me your weirdest animal facts.
My feeble grip on sanity is dependent on you.
Please tell me what the weirdest little weirdos on the planet are.
Give me your weirdest animal facts.
My feeble grip on sanity is dependent on you.
February 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Please, science Bluesky. I am begging. I need to know the most ridiculous looking species.
Please tell me what the weirdest little weirdos on the planet are.
Give me your weirdest animal facts.
My feeble grip on sanity is dependent on you.
Please tell me what the weirdest little weirdos on the planet are.
Give me your weirdest animal facts.
My feeble grip on sanity is dependent on you.
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say what you want about sex workers but we are far more honest than your favourite influencer. won't catch me selling you something i don't believe in
June 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
say what you want about sex workers but we are far more honest than your favourite influencer. won't catch me selling you something i don't believe in
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happy father's day to all the men who make me call them daddy ✌🏼
June 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
happy father's day to all the men who make me call them daddy ✌🏼
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Hey dads, how about stop trying to make Father's Day all about YOU
June 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hey dads, how about stop trying to make Father's Day all about YOU
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I’d settle for a good white shark.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’d settle for a good white shark.
Failing to prepare is preparing to... I forget the rest
June 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Failing to prepare is preparing to... I forget the rest
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Him: I’m sorry, socks in bed are kind of a deal breaker
Me: wow
My sock puppet: WOW
Me: wow
My sock puppet: WOW
June 21, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Him: I’m sorry, socks in bed are kind of a deal breaker
Me: wow
My sock puppet: WOW
Me: wow
My sock puppet: WOW
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5 more days to go until Cattle Country welcomes y'all budding pioneers and boy howdy we can't wait for you to discover life on the cozy frontier.
But while you pack up that wagon, we're excited to announce that Cattle Country is fully Steam Deck Verified!
store.steampowered.com/app/2818150/...
But while you pack up that wagon, we're excited to announce that Cattle Country is fully Steam Deck Verified!
store.steampowered.com/app/2818150/...
May 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
5 more days to go until Cattle Country welcomes y'all budding pioneers and boy howdy we can't wait for you to discover life on the cozy frontier.
But while you pack up that wagon, we're excited to announce that Cattle Country is fully Steam Deck Verified!
store.steampowered.com/app/2818150/...
But while you pack up that wagon, we're excited to announce that Cattle Country is fully Steam Deck Verified!
store.steampowered.com/app/2818150/...
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Me and the girls seeing you..
not use a coaster
not use a coaster
May 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Me and the girls seeing you..
not use a coaster
not use a coaster
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My first rodeo went extremely well today. They are calling me a rodeo prodigy.
May 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My first rodeo went extremely well today. They are calling me a rodeo prodigy.
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I decided to take a page out of Donald Trump's book and now he'll never find out what happened to that caterpillar
May 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I decided to take a page out of Donald Trump's book and now he'll never find out what happened to that caterpillar
Where do I opt out of all the emails asking if I want to opt out of receiving Father's Day emails?
May 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Where do I opt out of all the emails asking if I want to opt out of receiving Father's Day emails?