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Neal
@itstherealneal.bsky.social
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My takes may not be hot, but a few of them are lukewarm
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A picture of a pan with a panda face. Text reads: Babe, look what I bought! - What is this?! - It's a pan, duh!
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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A post from @gori.gay from 25th a February 2025 saying "seriously yeah no more reposts without alt text. not sorry."
February 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Old painting entitled "Doctor Visits Sick Old Woman" with the following dialogue added: 'So what's the problem here then?', 'Well Doctor, a wolf bit me', 'Where?', 'No just an ordinary one'
February 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Coming soon to Netflix
Netflix pop-up screen saying "Sorry, you can't watch because you told your wife you would finish the show together" with the option "Call wife and apologize"
February 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Cartoon of a patient talking to a doctor: "I twitch every time I see the moon" "Ah, 'lunar tick'" "Well, that's not very nice"
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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I was sitting here eating lunch when I realised: cottage cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese. It's just a curd to me.
February 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Any takers?
A photo of tight leggings... Taken from behind
January 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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These two are great casting for Wicked
January 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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It's the small wins...
January 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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It was years ago, and yet I'm still not allowed back in the shop. 🍌
January 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I know I binge ate over Christmas, but this sign feels a bit targeted
January 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 10:31 AM
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That's nuts
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Definitely thought this was an ad for something other than Spotify
December 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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December 20, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.
December 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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I'm all for immersive entertainment, but this is taking things too far
Picture of sign saying "Welcome to the Bury Santa Experience"
December 8, 2024 at 4:12 PM