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Rob McNichol
@itsrobmcn.bsky.social
Known as Robbie, Jaffa Cake and Foxy. Scotland’s Stokie. Lib Dem, writer, graphic designer, woke loony and chronic crossposter in my spare time. Views are my own.
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Guess I’m starting again over here. But I’ve been here for all of an hour and it already feels just a bit nicer than the #hellsite does nowadays.

If you know me from there, say hey. 👋🏻
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car not found
July 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Something Cathy pointed out last night: whoever was in charge of choosing an estate agent to flog the old BBC TV Centre now it’s been converted into luxury flats really DID NOT think it through…
June 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut ♫
June 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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"We go live to Fox News"
June 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Thought Switzerland’s #eurovision entry looked familiar
May 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
#eurovision captions are the best
May 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Groceries?
May 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Going to throw my TV out the window

Me: “Right. Your app may crash a lot, but there’s stuff only Paramount + has that I want to watch… so, here’s a fiver. I even paid it through PayPal just like you wanted. No, Basic will do, I can live with ads. So, can I watch those shows now please?”

Paramount:
May 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Or “Grindr” as she’s now known…
May 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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A reminder that when the Sycamore Gap tree was cut down people immediately started blaming immigrants and teenagers...

It was neither. It was two white Englishmen in their 30s.
May 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Young priest!
there's no need to feel down
there's a
Country!
That's inside of a town
you can
Go there!
Now ol Frank's underground
and you
choose
a
new
guy
(bom bom bom bom bom)
It's fun to vote for a
P O P E
May 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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this is word for word what my last performance review said
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Let us remember that today is a time to focus and reflect on the most important thing at Easter.

All the cheap chocolate eggs on sale tomorrow.
April 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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“I SAID, TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET.”
April 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Mother’s Day cards with vaguely threatening auras
March 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
#eclipse! Went colourblind for about ten minutes after watching the sun do its thing with the moon… might have.

Learned my lesson? Nope. Next one’s next year and it’s meant to be a complete one. Totally doing it again. Coooool 🌙
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I know West Midlands lingo can be a bit hard to understand. But this is a new one on me
March 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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They met on the bridge.
It was love at first sight.
He was an American.
She was a Pole.
March 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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“I know, I’ll cheer myself up with a bit of Duolingo” said no-one ever.
March 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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YOU GET NOTHING!
YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY, SIR!
March 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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By popular request
March 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Happy first Wonka anniversary for those of you who are celebrating
February 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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resonates.
February 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM