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Not that kind of blog, I'm afraid.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Not that kind of blog, I'm afraid.
Now here's something that's been on my mind.
If Squidward wanted to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon, why would he tell SpongeBob to take him to Robot Pirate Island? That's the last place you'd find an astronaut cowboy. Doesn't really make sense
If Squidward wanted to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon, why would he tell SpongeBob to take him to Robot Pirate Island? That's the last place you'd find an astronaut cowboy. Doesn't really make sense
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Now here's something that's been on my mind.
If Squidward wanted to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon, why would he tell SpongeBob to take him to Robot Pirate Island? That's the last place you'd find an astronaut cowboy. Doesn't really make sense
If Squidward wanted to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon, why would he tell SpongeBob to take him to Robot Pirate Island? That's the last place you'd find an astronaut cowboy. Doesn't really make sense
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
An unironic hot take of mine: Lil Wayne single-handedly made it cool to brag about eating pussy in rap songs, and for that he's a hero
Can we normalize cunnilingus?
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
An unironic hot take of mine: Lil Wayne single-handedly made it cool to brag about eating pussy in rap songs, and for that he's a hero
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Roughly 12% of Americans going to tell YouGov that they dislike the Kkk but approve of, or have no opinion on, the Aryan Brotherhood
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Roughly 12% of Americans going to tell YouGov that they dislike the Kkk but approve of, or have no opinion on, the Aryan Brotherhood
Do you think any football players have ever tried licking the football so the other players are scared to touch it?
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Do you think any football players have ever tried licking the football so the other players are scared to touch it?
Dick Cheney has passed away
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dick Cheney has passed away
I stand by my take that The Fate Of Ophelia would be 3x better if it ditched the 5th measures on each bar.
Yes, the lyrics are... clunky, let's say. But the clunkiness is only so overbearing because each bar gives you a whole second and a half to process the clunk before moving onto the next thing.
Yes, the lyrics are... clunky, let's say. But the clunkiness is only so overbearing because each bar gives you a whole second and a half to process the clunk before moving onto the next thing.
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I stand by my take that The Fate Of Ophelia would be 3x better if it ditched the 5th measures on each bar.
Yes, the lyrics are... clunky, let's say. But the clunkiness is only so overbearing because each bar gives you a whole second and a half to process the clunk before moving onto the next thing.
Yes, the lyrics are... clunky, let's say. But the clunkiness is only so overbearing because each bar gives you a whole second and a half to process the clunk before moving onto the next thing.
This is the specific context where "the customer is always right" actually applies.
"No one's buying my beautiful hats because people have bad taste," or "gamers won't pay $100 for AAA games because they're whiny babies," are just objectively bad mindsets to have if you wanna make money.
"No one's buying my beautiful hats because people have bad taste," or "gamers won't pay $100 for AAA games because they're whiny babies," are just objectively bad mindsets to have if you wanna make money.
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is the specific context where "the customer is always right" actually applies.
"No one's buying my beautiful hats because people have bad taste," or "gamers won't pay $100 for AAA games because they're whiny babies," are just objectively bad mindsets to have if you wanna make money.
"No one's buying my beautiful hats because people have bad taste," or "gamers won't pay $100 for AAA games because they're whiny babies," are just objectively bad mindsets to have if you wanna make money.
Years later, what I wanna know is why did they make Pim book both the flights AND the hotel? Hardly seems fair.
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Years later, what I wanna know is why did they make Pim book both the flights AND the hotel? Hardly seems fair.
As it turns out, knowing what "niche" means is, in itself, a pretty niche interest
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
As it turns out, knowing what "niche" means is, in itself, a pretty niche interest
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
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here u go www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ-b...
Taylor Swift - The Fate of Ophelia but without the extra 5th measures
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October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
here u go www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ-b...
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Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
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October 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Can someone make a version of The Fate Of Ophelia that removes all the fifth measures?
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Can someone make a version of The Fate Of Ophelia that removes all the fifth measures?
Big news for employed people
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Big news for employed people
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REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.
October 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.
Listening to Wood makes me realize that "I Love Having Sex With My Boyfriend And You Know His Name And Face" type songs are just... really easy to screw up by saying too many words.
Shoutout to Ariana Grande, she always got it right. "His dick is huge, he fucks me good." That's all it needs to be.
Shoutout to Ariana Grande, she always got it right. "His dick is huge, he fucks me good." That's all it needs to be.
October 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Listening to Wood makes me realize that "I Love Having Sex With My Boyfriend And You Know His Name And Face" type songs are just... really easy to screw up by saying too many words.
Shoutout to Ariana Grande, she always got it right. "His dick is huge, he fucks me good." That's all it needs to be.
Shoutout to Ariana Grande, she always got it right. "His dick is huge, he fucks me good." That's all it needs to be.
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Travis Kelce just scored a touchdown, and I'm glad for him, he needed a win this week
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Travis Kelce just scored a touchdown, and I'm glad for him, he needed a win this week
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OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
Someone got something backwards here because this exchange doesn't scan.
I know what it's referencing and what it's supposed to convey, but the post at the top of the chain takes place at a Waffle House, so "WAFFLES" is the immediately relevant item. This post should say "PANCAKES" right?
I know what it's referencing and what it's supposed to convey, but the post at the top of the chain takes place at a Waffle House, so "WAFFLES" is the immediately relevant item. This post should say "PANCAKES" right?
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Someone got something backwards here because this exchange doesn't scan.
I know what it's referencing and what it's supposed to convey, but the post at the top of the chain takes place at a Waffle House, so "WAFFLES" is the immediately relevant item. This post should say "PANCAKES" right?
I know what it's referencing and what it's supposed to convey, but the post at the top of the chain takes place at a Waffle House, so "WAFFLES" is the immediately relevant item. This post should say "PANCAKES" right?