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hey guys
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Ok some of you guys gotta pick a different hate name than Trumpstein

I know it's supposed to be an Epstein thing but it Does Not Hit the Ears Comfortably
tRUMPSTEIN wants so bad to be known as president ... of another country ... he even goes as far as faking a wiki page to proclaim it!! 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣

THE GREATEST AND BIGLIEST OF ANYTHING HE DOES ...

THE GREATEST AND BIGLIEST LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD!!! 💯💯💯🤣😅🤣
January 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
In case anyone wanted Lewis Capaldi updates, he's doing BetterHelp ads now.
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Just realized "you got me kissin' thе ground of your sanctuary" was probably Alex Warren's attempt at a double entendre about eating pussy
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
2026 music predictions
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
farther/further is an annoying word because it's got two spellings but neither of them look quite right
January 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I just realized in a call with my girlfriend that "family heirloom" is a tongue twister.

Say "family heirloom" 10 times fast.
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Okay, Billboard has to do something about its tracking schedule because it keeps creating absurdities like this.

No, Golden by Huntrix was not the "25th" biggest hit of 2025, and it most certainly wasn't smaller than Mutt.

It's not even a late-in-the-year entry, THE SONG CAME OUT IN JULY
December 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Everything you say makes waves like a jet ski!
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Merry Christmas to all the eldest daughters who were the first lambs to the slaughter so they dressed up as wolves and looked fire
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What if Your Way's Better was a 10 minute long song with like 30 choruses at the end, all of which transitioned into each other via upward keychange?
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Pro tip: if you ever need to explain a gap on a resume, just say you were on Epstein's island. Technically, your potential employer can't prove your name's not in one of the redacted pages.
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Santa Tell Me is dumb.

I appreciate approaching "I want a man for Christmas" from a different angle for once, but like...

Santa is neither a mind reader nor a fortune teller. He just brings you stuff.

You wouldn't ask your therapist to get you new airpods, right?
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Mystical Magical gets a lot funnier when you realize it's a song about Benson Boone trying to convince a girl who's on the fence about banging him. "Stick around for more of this, baby!"

His whimsical yodeling is a sincere attempt at seduction. And he sounds like he thinks he's nailing it.
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I will say, this song did give me one of my favorite music-listening experiences of the year when I showed it to my girlfriend.

She thought the opening was kinda cute & sweet... then the beat switched.

She stared in horror for like 30 seconds, then turned to me & said "is this their Sicko Mode??"
Your Way's Better by Forrest Frank is not eligible for my Worst List.

If it was, it would be #9 or #10, if it made the list at all.
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I saw a trailer for the new SpongeBob movie a few days ago. I'm still thinking about it.

They probably wrote that in 2023. In 2023 it was genius.

Celebrities disappear so fast nowadays. I swear it used to be different.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Bluesky Discover tab has finally figured out that I want to see pet photos and landscapes.

It still seems to think I wanna spice things up every now and then with obese furry porn, unfortunately, but it's only once every few days now. I'll give it credit for the progress.
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Mario Kart World is such a sad game.

I keep up with new strats and shortcuts occasionally and they're always neither impressive nor easy.
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Part 2.

Tomorrow. Saturday the 29th. 6pm Eastern Time.

Be sure to set a reminder so you don't miss it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVT0...
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I usually embrace technicalities, but it annoys me when I say I'm "American" and folks respond with "AmErIcA hAs LoTs Of CoUnTrIes, iT's TwO wHoLe CoNtInents"

Man, you know which one. The one with "America" as part of the country name, for which "American" is a common shorthand and colloquialism.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Not that kind of blog, I'm afraid.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM