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hey guys
Dick Cheney has passed away
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is the specific context where "the customer is always right" actually applies.

"No one's buying my beautiful hats because people have bad taste," or "gamers won't pay $100 for AAA games because they're whiny babies," are just objectively bad mindsets to have if you wanna make money.
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
As it turns out, knowing what "niche" means is, in itself, a pretty niche interest
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Big news for employed people
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Someone got something backwards here because this exchange doesn't scan.

I know what it's referencing and what it's supposed to convey, but the post at the top of the chain takes place at a Waffle House, so "WAFFLES" is the immediately relevant item. This post should say "PANCAKES" right?
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My theory: It's less that people cared way more about Jimmy Kimmel than other stuff, and more that the bar to how much effort the median American is willing to put into protesting is is really low, and "pushing an unsubscribe button on a streaming service they don't use much anyway" limbo'd under it
September 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fascinated by this "people also ask" suggestion that uses "Family Guy" as if it's "Smurf." As if an individual character on Family Guy is called "a Family Guy."

As in, "my favorite Family Guy is Stewie," or "Brian is such an obnoxious Family Guy"

Are the ladies called Family Gals, perhaps?
September 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"If anyone out there can get their hands on a clown suitcase, I'd very much like to see what's inside of there"

"..I think we have the wrong clip... what? no? ...is--okay, that was President Trump responding to the assassination of Charlie Kirk"
September 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
September 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
How to get a hit bluesky post

1. Take a canned observation ("RFK looks like the guy in a zombie movie who gets bit but doesnt tell anybody")

2. Bloat it with unnrcessary details

3. Bloat it with unnecessary details

4. Bloat it with unnecessary details

5. Bloat it with
September 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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You guys wanna see part 1 of the first Top 10 list WatchMojo ever posted?
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You ever look at a series of thumbnails and get hit with the overwhelming sense that someone's soul is in peril?
August 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The very specific word choice in that line, plus this line from Manchild, makes me think she actually just keeps dating men who are too dumb to know the basics of how phones work. I honestly didnt know this was a Type Of Guy, but I guess anything's possible in LA.
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Honest question. Where the hell is Sabrina Carpenter finding all these guys who don't know how to use their phone? Is she dating 60 year olds? Am I missing something?
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