(TikTok lady voice) it's not just a shoe, it's a lifestyle! It's getting up early to--

Hmm. I didn't think Bluesky had people like you, yet.

Ah well. There goes the app, I guess

Bluesky's Discover tab deciding whether to show me shirtless obese men or furry vore art today

She's not clueless, it's intentional. It's not even close to the most abhorrent thing she's said in the past 10 years to get attention from internet microcelebrities. She's got an addiction to negative internet attention and I feel weird even acknowledging her here by explaining it.

Number 24 feels to high for this to just be a retail playlist thing.

The meme surrounding the song was a response to the song being overplayed every year, but we might've crossed a threshold now where the meme is also *causing* the overplay.

Charlie Brown had hoes

"I'm raising my prices because I deserve more money! Anyone who disagrees with me is a baby!"

ok, have fun!

It's fun to call gamers "whiny babies," especially because every time they try to organize as a political class it's a disaster

But that's just it. There's so many examples of actual whininess, why focus on their normal consumer behavior? Why pick a fight with competitive pricing and supply/demand?

Must've been the bad lamb

Damn. I'm actually kinda stunned how much better this sounds

here u go www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ-b...