Heather
@itsashrubbery.bsky.social
Exhausted middle aged queer Jersey bitch.
Yesterday actually, my trainer told me I'm one of her success stories. This after I said I felt like I wasnt doing my best.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yesterday actually, my trainer told me I'm one of her success stories. This after I said I felt like I wasnt doing my best.
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We wanted to understand how women are ruining the workplace. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan fans at a White Castle in Toms River.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We wanted to understand how women are ruining the workplace. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan fans at a White Castle in Toms River.
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We have a term for this: GenX
(I say this as a member of of GenX, please do note. But christ we are a fucked up cohort some vastly more than others but yikes)
(I say this as a member of of GenX, please do note. But christ we are a fucked up cohort some vastly more than others but yikes)
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We have a term for this: GenX
(I say this as a member of of GenX, please do note. But christ we are a fucked up cohort some vastly more than others but yikes)
(I say this as a member of of GenX, please do note. But christ we are a fucked up cohort some vastly more than others but yikes)
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
3 of my besties are (NJ and Bronx women) Scorpios. I am loved and protected.
We are loyal and loving. Ask anyone a Scorpio adores. Don't ask anyone we hate though, they're biased
Maury: The lie detector determined…that was a lie.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
3 of my besties are (NJ and Bronx women) Scorpios. I am loved and protected.
My kids godmother called Aunt. My husband ex-sister in law is his Titi forever. My best friends are Aunties. And Prima covers more people than I can possibly count who aren't cousins.
Wait, are people really upset that Mamdani spoke about his “aunt,” and it was actually his father’s cousin and not his father’s sibling?
Because that is an extremely normal thing a lot of cultures do. Including a lot of large Jewish families!
Because that is an extremely normal thing a lot of cultures do. Including a lot of large Jewish families!
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My kids godmother called Aunt. My husband ex-sister in law is his Titi forever. My best friends are Aunties. And Prima covers more people than I can possibly count who aren't cousins.
Donated this morning, received email that they could buy 60 dozen eggs with what I gave. Those of us who can, should.
I just donated to my local food bank. If you can, you should too. People are already suffering but next month, in particular, is going to be so difficult.
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Donated this morning, received email that they could buy 60 dozen eggs with what I gave. Those of us who can, should.
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Gross. No thank you.
June 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Gross. No thank you.
As a Union County driver...yes. It's bad bad here.
You know how when shelters get dogs that have been abused, the dogs always have food aggression and if you touch their food bowl while they’re eating, they might your hand off?
That’s how NJ drivers are about the lane they’re driving in.
Only it’s worse. . .
That’s how NJ drivers are about the lane they’re driving in.
Only it’s worse. . .
May 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
As a Union County driver...yes. It's bad bad here.
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King Leopold: We must end human suffering in the Congo.
what
*NETANYAHU: WE MUST PREVENT HUMANITARIAN CRISIS IN GAZA
*NETANYAHU: WE MUST PREVENT HUMANITARIAN CRISIS IN GAZA
May 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
King Leopold: We must end human suffering in the Congo.
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deep dish communion wafers are going to be a bitch
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
deep dish communion wafers are going to be a bitch
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Is AI a good thing?
May 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Is AI a good thing?
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I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
May 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
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Booker is trying to break the Senate record previously held by Strom Thurmond for confirming Republican nominees.
Booker's protests and speeches are basically meaningless if he's going to keep voting like this
These Dems just joined the GOP to vote to advance David Perdue as ambassador to China:
Booker
Coons
Duckworth
Gallego
Hassan
Kim
King
Klobuchar
Peters
Reed
Rosen
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
Booker
Coons
Duckworth
Gallego
Hassan
Kim
King
Klobuchar
Peters
Reed
Rosen
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
April 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Booker is trying to break the Senate record previously held by Strom Thurmond for confirming Republican nominees.
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I can’t watch Gayle go to space for things-I-saw-in-the-fourth-grade reasons.
April 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I can’t watch Gayle go to space for things-I-saw-in-the-fourth-grade reasons.
My kid is named after a bird, and my cat is named Steve.
White people will name a child Moonbeam and then have a cat named Earl.
April 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My kid is named after a bird, and my cat is named Steve.
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"So I confess that I have been imperfect, I confess that I have been inadequate to the moment, I confess that the Democratic Party has made *terrible* mistakes that have given lane to this demagogue." - @corybooker.com
More of this, honestly, please. Acknowledge it. Please.
More of this, honestly, please. Acknowledge it. Please.
April 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"So I confess that I have been imperfect, I confess that I have been inadequate to the moment, I confess that the Democratic Party has made *terrible* mistakes that have given lane to this demagogue." - @corybooker.com
More of this, honestly, please. Acknowledge it. Please.
More of this, honestly, please. Acknowledge it. Please.
Our first daffodil of the year.
March 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Our first daffodil of the year.
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The problem with the "break up the US and let red states do their own thing" take I keep seeing is that a plurality of Black Americans live in red states. Trans people live in red states. Indigenous people live in red states. Disabled people live in red states.
Your plan for them is...what exactly?
Your plan for them is...what exactly?
March 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The problem with the "break up the US and let red states do their own thing" take I keep seeing is that a plurality of Black Americans live in red states. Trans people live in red states. Indigenous people live in red states. Disabled people live in red states.
Your plan for them is...what exactly?
Your plan for them is...what exactly?
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hey this is deeply fucking racist
The Federalist calls for a return to the US's more racist, pre-1965 immigration policy and implicitly backs national quotas.
"The plain fact is that an Afrikaner farmer[...]will assimilate to our American way of life much faster and more easily than a Muslim from the Middle East..."
"The plain fact is that an Afrikaner farmer[...]will assimilate to our American way of life much faster and more easily than a Muslim from the Middle East..."
March 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
hey this is deeply fucking racist
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no. and additionally, go fuck yourself
March 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
no. and additionally, go fuck yourself
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*shakes fists in the air*
IT WAS A WARNING NOT A PRODUCT PITCH
IT WAS A WARNING NOT A PRODUCT PITCH
The CEO:
February 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
*shakes fists in the air*
IT WAS A WARNING NOT A PRODUCT PITCH
IT WAS A WARNING NOT A PRODUCT PITCH