Elliott
@its-elliott.bsky.social
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
@dinfontay.com I have a report. HARD Dunkin
April 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@dinfontay.com I have a report. HARD Dunkin
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would rather land upside down
A group of passengers on a Southwest Airlines flight, led by a passenger on the PA, broke into song and sang Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’
February 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
would rather land upside down
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AI when forced to confront a man's love for his beautiful transsexual wife
Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description
February 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
AI when forced to confront a man's love for his beautiful transsexual wife
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i love artificial intelligence
February 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i love artificial intelligence
constantly googling “how to do the heimlich on a baby” every time The Child takes a bite of food both keeps me prepared and makes mealtime interesting.
January 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
constantly googling “how to do the heimlich on a baby” every time The Child takes a bite of food both keeps me prepared and makes mealtime interesting.
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
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rest in power, king
January 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
rest in power, king
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Wrote about Cam Skattebo and the joy of indestructible guys channel-6.ghost.io/cam-skattebo...
CAM SKATTEBO: A CONSIDERATION
It’s why you watch the first game, the last game, and every game in between.
channel-6.ghost.io
January 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Wrote about Cam Skattebo and the joy of indestructible guys channel-6.ghost.io/cam-skattebo...
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R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
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going into 2025 with this energy
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
going into 2025 with this energy
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those are my drones. stop talking about them. stop looking at them. stop pointing at them. they're none of your business. they have nothing to do with you. leave me and my drones alone
December 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM
those are my drones. stop talking about them. stop looking at them. stop pointing at them. they're none of your business. they have nothing to do with you. leave me and my drones alone
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You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"
December 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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