“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

I dunno I kinda like it

Hard barista milk

Woke is when your main character is a straight white guy

Nah this makes sense to me

I can’t wait for them to drop the Hard Alcoholic Non-Alc White Peach

And if you think your group doesn’t have a Sephiroth than I hate to tell you, but you’re the Sephiroth, buddy.

@vincemancini.bsky.social run this in the next hyper-specific thirst trap of the week

They Kidz-Bopped the adios motherfucker

I should have known you’ve already covered it.

But how well do you think it shotguns?

6 of these would fix me

Did….did Art want to fight you Dan?

this is my buddy eric

It’s because at the core of it her tweet represents the worst of those people, who only wake up once bad policies impact them.

“Some government funding is needed…specifically the kind that benefits ME”

Which flavor do you think is better: AMERICA or Purple Punch

It’s a birdbath! He’s a duck!
If Fudd doesn’t want a duck to set up and sip on some hooch he shouldn’t put a nice cool watery pedestal in his yard.

He has a line in You Be Killin Em where he says “Body nice, face dime. Give you that iPhone 4, FaceTime” and it’s simultaneously the most dated and yet also contemporary line in a song.