Chris
@isle-be-damned.bsky.social
Islanders, Rock and Roll, Snacks
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Since the NBA and WNBA are now here I want to use the brief time when I have more followers than they do to present this post by former NBA shooting guard Vernon Maxwell as my first and last act as the home for Bluesky basketball coverage
May 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Since the NBA and WNBA are now here I want to use the brief time when I have more followers than they do to present this post by former NBA shooting guard Vernon Maxwell as my first and last act as the home for Bluesky basketball coverage
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Big week for Villanova alums. ✝️🏀
May 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Big week for Villanova alums. ✝️🏀
Dave Holmes roasting this bozo with cutting, relevant, deeply specific Real World references is gonna keep me going as long as this dummy keeps his job
Montana’s boyfriend Vaj would be a better Secretary of Transportation.
"Obviously it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that." -- Sean Duffy, our new secretary of transportation in the new awful administration.
January 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Dave Holmes roasting this bozo with cutting, relevant, deeply specific Real World references is gonna keep me going as long as this dummy keeps his job
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January 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’m not saying the 1998 made for tv movie 15 & Pregnant starring Kirsten Dunst is good. I’m just saying the people who wrote it were clearly watching Ace Ventura while writing.
Less than 30 minutes in and the little brother has already said Alrighty Then and Spank You Very Much
Less than 30 minutes in and the little brother has already said Alrighty Then and Spank You Very Much
January 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m not saying the 1998 made for tv movie 15 & Pregnant starring Kirsten Dunst is good. I’m just saying the people who wrote it were clearly watching Ace Ventura while writing.
Less than 30 minutes in and the little brother has already said Alrighty Then and Spank You Very Much
Less than 30 minutes in and the little brother has already said Alrighty Then and Spank You Very Much
Well well well. Look who comes crawling back @mrbillyjoel.bsky.social
January 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Well well well. Look who comes crawling back @mrbillyjoel.bsky.social
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I'm not joining you all on the daily Trump panic and hyperbole routine again. All the fucking dork reporters hyperventilating about every single fucking tossed off thought the same as last time around.
Oh wow did Trump say something weird? Ok man. Thanks for letting me know.
Oh wow did Trump say something weird? Ok man. Thanks for letting me know.
January 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm not joining you all on the daily Trump panic and hyperbole routine again. All the fucking dork reporters hyperventilating about every single fucking tossed off thought the same as last time around.
Oh wow did Trump say something weird? Ok man. Thanks for letting me know.
Oh wow did Trump say something weird? Ok man. Thanks for letting me know.
#Phish #NYE Setbreak 1 was EXACTLY the length of an episode of Degrassi: Next Class. If you’re like looking for something to do during the next set break or whatever… #WhateverItTakes
January 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#Phish #NYE Setbreak 1 was EXACTLY the length of an episode of Degrassi: Next Class. If you’re like looking for something to do during the next set break or whatever… #WhateverItTakes
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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Some sad news: the last of the California Raisins has been eaten alive. As with previous band members, the Raisin was served ortolan style and he went down singing. I think it was the sunglasses one
December 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Some sad news: the last of the California Raisins has been eaten alive. As with previous band members, the Raisin was served ortolan style and he went down singing. I think it was the sunglasses one
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no one eats just a single ice cream sandwich, you psycho
December 19, 2024 at 1:30 AM
no one eats just a single ice cream sandwich, you psycho
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sir, a second zoo has been bought
December 7, 2024 at 3:47 AM
sir, a second zoo has been bought
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The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
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A buddy of mine lost his job as the guy who knocks a bunch of random objects and stuff over until a slice of bread gets toasted, ever since it got automated by Rube Goldberg
November 26, 2024 at 8:54 PM
A buddy of mine lost his job as the guy who knocks a bunch of random objects and stuff over until a slice of bread gets toasted, ever since it got automated by Rube Goldberg
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Guy at bar watching me post about hitting the limu emu with my car: man this guy must be going through some stuff. I hope he's okay
Me in head: I bet its blood would be yellow
Me in head: I bet its blood would be yellow
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Guy at bar watching me post about hitting the limu emu with my car: man this guy must be going through some stuff. I hope he's okay
Me in head: I bet its blood would be yellow
Me in head: I bet its blood would be yellow
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Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
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We should just start saying this shit again. They can’t stop us all.
November 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
We should just start saying this shit again. They can’t stop us all.
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Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
November 15, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.